It's dark in here....... j/k

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is
in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

The little boy says, "I have a baseball."

The man says, "That's nice."

The little boy says, "Want to buy it?"

The man says, "No, thanks."

The little boy says, "My dad's outside."

The man says, "OK, how much?"

The little boy says, "$250.00"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

The little boys says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

The little boy says, "I have a baseball glove."

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

The little boy says, "$750.00"

The man says, "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The little boy says, "$1,000.00."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The little boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start
that crap again."

LOL!!!