Who's up for a party?

We are long overdue for a party here on ageless. I miss those days of the wild and crazy parties. Where's Dan? Where's Polly? Where's Sally? Babes?? You guys have such creative minds. Come on. Help me get this party going!

First things first. We need a bartender. I'd volunteer, but I have no clue how to mix any drinks other than cosmopolitans and I only know those because Tru gave me a recipe. :p

Who'll volunteer to serve drinks? Who'll start the music and dance? Anyone know any good jokes?


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Let's party Ageless style!!

YEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAA!!!

Go get the SWEDISH CHEF to toss them rollin' pins around!

Herga Berga Pins'a flyin'a up in the rewfa!! HERGA BERGA BURGGHHAA!!!

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In honor of Polly...

3......2......1....

TIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

COME ON!!
Someone back YE OLE CABOOSE!! RIGHT NEXT TO MY FRONT! SO WE CAN SMACK THAT PURPLE HIPPO UP!!

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I'm up for a party. I'm a juice bartender at Gold's Gym. I makes lots of great drinks with no alcohol. :cool: I could try to be the bartender at this party. I just need the "Periodic chart of mixology" for a reference on alcoholic drinks.
;)


"The bar's open!" - John Wayne

"I'm going to get a drink." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Oooh good deal Qui-Gon. We've got our bartender!!!! I'll have a cosmo -- make it a double.

Anyone want to line dance?

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Let me introduce you to Elsa. She wants to dance with your hippo, Dan.


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Hey Nessa, do whatever makes you comfy. Besides, look at Dan. He's already doing his own thing, too...


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hippos and cows??? you see them too nessa???? thank god! thought it was one vodka too many...

such relief!!!!!

*bright smile*

guess i can have another shot! my lucky day!

and i wanted to win the lottery....

No, not that type of party Sally, or we'll be moved to Sexually Speaking. LOL

Just in for some good, clean fun.

Chris, am glad to see you join the party. I'll go hunt down our bartender. He seems to have mysteriously disappeared.

While I'm gone, I'll put on some Stevie Ray Vaughn. How about Voodoo Chile? That'll get things revved up.


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good CLEAN fun???? such a thing at our age??? i think not ;)

Thank God, Kelley's here. Pass me down another drink, bartender. Your choice.

Now, who is this TIMMAAAAYYY that Dan keeps yelling for? I musta missed the joke long ago.

*LOL*

TIMMMAAAAYYY!!
TIMTIM??
TIMMAAAAYYYYY!!

It's from "South Park" on Comedy Central....both Polly and I loved the show. It's a character on there, all he says is his name, because of...well, a disability.

::: Wondering how upset Sally is going to be when she discovers that her Saran Wrap party dress is missing...most of it is now in my fridge. You see, I had all these leftovers, and just couldn't bear to throw them out...::: :D

WOw this is definitely what I needed. Too much tension.'

I have a large glass of Sangria with a slice of lemon and lime and and my favorite Nachos with the spicest salsa you can find.

I also brought along the music of guitarist Santana.

Oh and I'll be giving alittle Salsa lessons.

Welcome to the party, Cheryl! I love Santana. :)

Originally posted by Cheryl

I have a large glass of Sangria with a slice of lemon and lime and and my favorite Nachos with the spicest salsa you can find.



::: Mixing up a bowl of my best habanero salsa for Cheryl...hot enough to make the devil himself beg for icewater ;) :::

Last1Standing I am there, I am there. LOL you will have to kick me out.

:rolleyes:
Querida (thanks)

BARTENDER! Give me another shot of tequila!:D


Thanks just all to pieces. Sow Belly Trio comin' right up...

Let's all square dance. Places all.

Bow to your corner, bow to your own.
Three hands up and 'round you go,
Break it up with a dosey-do.
Chicken in the bread pan kickin' out dough,
Skip to ma Lou my darling.
The old lady out you pretty little thing,
Promenade around the ring,
Big foot up and little foot down,
Make that big foot jar the ground.
Lady step back and two gents in,
Back you go and forward again.
Step right up with an elbow swing,
Skip to ma Lou my darling.

Allemande left with the old left hand
Follow through the right an' left grand.

Meet your honey with a great big smile
Promenade Indian style.
Promenade across the floor,
Sashay right on outa the door.
Out the door and in to the glade,
And everybody promenade.

Step right up, you're doin' fine,
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine.
Yank it again, like you did before,
Break it up with a tug o' war.

Now into the brook and fish for the trout,
Dive right in and splash about.
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out.

Shake like a hound dog, shake again,
Wallow 'round in the ol' pig pen.
Wallow some more, you all know how,
Roll around like an old fat sow.

Allemande left with your left hand,
Follow through with a right-left grand.
Now lead your partner, the dirty ol' thing,
Follow through with an elbow swing.

Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Womp your partner with all your might.
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead.
Wop him low and wop him high,
Stick your finger in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang your heads against the ground.

Promenade all around the room,
Promenade like a bride and groom.

Open up the door and step right in,
Close the door and into a spin.
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
Jump all around like a flyin' squirrel.
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear,
Just come right out and form a square.

Now right hand over and left hand under,
Both join hands and run like thunder.
Over the hill and over the dale,
Duck your head and lift your tail.

Don't you stray and don't you roam,
Turn it around and promenade home.

Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack,
Turn your partner, promenade back.

And now you're home.
Bow to your partner
Bow to the gent across the hall.

And 'dat is all.


Yeah, I know I have posted an excerpt from this before but it's from Bugs Bunny and if anyone can party, it's ole Bugs!

Someone pass that thar jug o' moonshine....is this a barn dance?:D

Granny here loves that square dancing music, 1love! Keep it up.

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Thanks whiterose!

This party wouldn't be the same without Granny...


Hey BARTENDER! Set Granny up with one of these vodka soaked carrots! Oh, and give one to whiterose too!

HEEEYYYOOOOOOOO....

Swing your partner 'round and 'round...
Drop them into bed!
And then go to town!

Yeeeeeeeeee hawwwwww!!

I'm coming up, so get dat party started!!

Who wants to head into the back seat of my car...so we can steam them windows up?!

OH MY GOD!!

GRANNY IS IN AN AGE GAP RELATIONSHIP!

SHE BROUGHT HER DATE TO THE DANCE!

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Where's our bartender? The crowd is getting ruly waiting for the drinks?

Hope you all don't mind, but I'm switching to a disco theme now.

Good choice whiterose! I love disco!

And the DJ played on.....


Don't Leave Me This Way
By Thelma Houston


Don't leave me this way
I can't survive, I can't stay alive
Without your love, oh baby
Don't leave me this way
I can't exist, I will surely miss
Your tender kiss
So don't leave me this way

Oh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you've got to do
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can't you see it's burning, out of control
So come down and satisfy the need in me
Cos only your good loving can set me free

Don't leave me this way
I don't understand how I'm at your command
So baby please don''t leave me this way

Don't leave me this way
Cos I can't exist
I will surely miss
your tender kiss
So don't leave me this way

Oh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you've got to do
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can't you see it's burning, out of control
So come down and satisfy the need in me
Cos only your good loving can set me free

Don't leave me this way
I can't survive, I can't stay alive
Without you love, oh baby
Don't leave me this way
I can't exist, I will surely miss
Your tender kiss
So don't leave me this way

Oh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you've got to do
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can't you see it's burning, out of control
So come down and satisfy the need in me
Cos only your good loving can set me free

Wow thought it would never get to the DISCO. Being born and reared in New York we play what is known as Underground music its just disco style with a little techno beat to it. Whew we could be on the floor like four or more hours straight.
To listen to some www.handzonradio.com
You have to choose your connection, then the player and you are all set to listen.

Just what we needed to really get moving.

Enjoy!!!!

Originally posted by Nessa

i'm not up for dancing i'm low carbing and low fatting so i'll lay on the couch drinking water and looking beautiful ok?

Looking good, babe. Hey, if I get enough drinks in me and we can get a pole I could give a quick pole dance lesson!! I'll even accept tips.

Originally posted by Marianne
Looking good, babe. Hey, if I get enough drinks in me and we can get a pole I could give a quick pole dance lesson!! I'll even accept tips.


Hey Marianne as soon as I finish my sangria I want to be the first on the pole lesson. LOL and not quick it may take a few jumps before I can grab the pole :p

Originally posted by Cheryl
Hey Marianne as soon as I finish my sangria I want to be the first on the pole lesson. LOL and not quick it may take a few jumps before I can grab the pole :p

You got it! I'll forego my tip for a salsa lesson from you. Sounds like a fair deal to me!!

Originally posted by babes66
Did someone mention poledancing lessons? Count me in!

As a former stripper, I feel that I am qualified to say....that with your face and those legs.....well.....you should have been climbing that pole a long time ago, sweetie.;)

I want to dedicate a song to my best friend in Canada.
(Walks over and picks up the microphone)

This is my favorite song From This Moment - Shania Twain

I do swear, that I'll always be there.
I'd give anything, and everything and I'll always care.

Through weakness and strength,
happiness and sorrow.

For better, for worse
I will love you

With every beat of my heart.

:smiley with a smile and tears:

Qui, THERE you are. You were supposed to be tending bar!

But, that was a sweet dedication. :p So, I forgive you. Now, back to work! We've got an extension on the party room for one more night if everyone's up to it.

(Applause)

Thank-you! Thank-you!

(Bouncer approaches)

My friend, I'll make you a nice Magilla Gorilla. It has a whopping amount of protein it. Just the thing you need for those muscles . . .

;)

Lynn, baby....

At these parties, I NEVER have my clothes on....

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What would you like me to sing for you, Ms. Babes?

(turns his back to those who are stripping)

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Hey bartender, while you have your back turned to those who are stripping, can you mix me up a margarita? ;)

I was going to post the lyrics to that song...
BUT, that's the quickest way to get someone to report this thread and moved to sexually speaking...*LOL*

*just looked up the lyrics to that song* :eek:

Let's get back to some dancing. Dan, please put on some new music. Your choice.


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Oh yeah, babys...

It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The ***** is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

Qui.....Babes and I aren't actually stripping!!! We get PAID to dance nude, sweetie. We are just enjoying ourselves. Dan, one of my favorite songs in the old days to dance on stage to was Def Leppards "Pour some sugar on me". Please make sure to play it while Babes and I slink our way across the room.

Much appreciated.

If you don't mind using my leg as a pole to practice with...ya'll are more than welcome to practice with me! *grins*