Random Thoughts Thread

test..................

Do ova!!!!

:D

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wa happin to da udder one?

i know i missed some stuff :(

The other thread is gone because when Jerry decided to leave, he asked that his posts be deleted. And he was the person who originally started the other thread.

Random thought.... why do I stay up until 11:30 pm when I have to wake up at 5:30 every day?? :confused:

Originally posted by whiterose
Random thought.... why do I stay up until 11:30 pm when I have to wake up at 5:30 every day?? :confused:

cuz you're just as bad as me staying up til 1 when i gotta get up at 6 and get three babies ready to go go go.

*yawn*

once again, i feel like i missed somebody's b-day thread, so here where everybody can see....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL WHO ARE...you know, havin' b-days :D

Originally posted by whiterose
Random thought.... why do I stay up until 11:30 pm when I have to wake up at 5:30 every day?? :confused:

Ditto this except make the time midnight or later... :o

Originally posted by MrsHedgeHog
::: Second Shift Kelley wanders in yawning and nodding :::

Yup.

lol, all she can get out is a "yup". the visual is priceless :)

(deep sigh)

(bigger yawn)

(deeper sigh... ) It stinks to wake up and find two more people and TONS of content... *blink blink* gone.

~phos

I'll second that, Phos. I tried my best. Sometimes by the time I get here and get involved in a situation, its already so far gone there is nooooo fixing it.

((hugs))

I hate that we lost all the great posts. The old Random Thought Thread was a heckuva lotta fun. *smiles*

Actually aren't these farewell threads really like a memorial? I used to play TSO. Out in their forums, someone created (and later stickied) a memorial thread. You could sorta place a memorial in that thread for those beloved avatars that were no longer with us.

Things like... "Soluna of Jolly Pines September 2001, Gone but not forgotten." This kind of thing...

Your post reminded me think of that...

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
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Awww...that's so cute...LOL

I love my sweet-p! :)

side note: I am soooooooooo sad about the other thread being gone.

To see all the good random thoughts just vanish is so sad! I think I had over 100 posts on there! So many of us put in so much time on that thread. It's heartbreaking...

*runs and throws myself face down on bed kicking feet and punching my pillow for half an hour or so*

LOL.... ok, I'm done with my tantrum!

ok, so i go to lunch with ma girl and number 2 son. for dessert i went to the food bar and got he and myself both bread pudding. which if i had thought a second more i would have remembered it's RICE pudding i like so much.

in a word.......YUCK !

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
ok, so i go to lunch with ma girl and number 2 son. for dessert i went to the food bar and got he and myself both bread pudding. which if i had thought a second more i would have remembered it's RICE pudding i like so much.

in a word.......YUCK !

I love bread pudding Trace!

Right on Amina....you are the one that inspired me to throw that tantrum! LOL :p

Originally posted by 1love
I love bread pudding Trace!

Right on Amina....you are the one that inspired me to throw that tantrum! LOL :p

ok ok,......i bet, I BET ten dimes to a dollar that you WOULD NOT like the bread pudding at Bonanza (insert copyright symbol here)


icky poo yuck, spit spit patOOOOEY !

:p

Originally posted by Amina315
Did you have to take a nap after the trantrum? I used to exhaust myself and fall asleep...lmao

I am seriously considering it...LOL

BUT... since I am off today, I am watching my soaps... while looking at ageless... and I was chatting with Dan, but he's gone now, so WHATEVER DUDE! just kidding!:p

Oh and I went to my follow up after surgery appointment today... it's been one month. Thought I would get the tube out of my eye (tear duct) and, uh....guess what?

He wants to leave it in for two more months!!!

TWO MORE MONTHS?

*runs off to pitch another fit* LOL

Originally posted by 1love
I am seriously considering it...LOL

BUT... since I am off today, I am watching my soaps... while looking at ageless... and I was chatting with Dan, but he's gone now, so WHATEVER DUDE! just kidding!:p

Oh and I went to my follow up after surgery appointment today... it's been one month. Thought I would get the tube out of my eye (tear duct) and, uh....guess what?

He wants to leave it in for two more months!!!

TWO MORE MONTHS?

*runs off to pitch another fit* LOL

well crap a monkey, melissa, that sucks nuts and bolts.

i hope it's not painful/too painful. makes me cringe just thinking about what you're going thru.

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
well crap a monkey, melissa, that sucks nuts and bolts.

i hope it's not painful/too painful. makes me cringe just thinking about what you're going thru.

OMG... you said crap a monkey... hehe

I grew up hearing my mom say that... but of course, she said "sh- - a monkey". I bet you would have said that too, if cuss words were allowed!:p

btw... I'll take your word about the Bonanza bread pudding.

http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Animals/Primates_and_Monkeys/monkey_swings.gif

my "floor" at work just got an e-mail from the head of the litigation section inviting everyone for HOMEMADE cheesecake at 1:45 - - because it's FRIDAY....

MUCH better than crappy old Bonanza puddin' I bet!!

Originally posted by 1love
OMG... you said crap a monkey... hehe

I grew up hearing my mom say that... but of course, she said "sh- - a monkey". I bet you would have said that too, if cuss words were allowed!:p

btw... I'll take your word about the Bonanza bread pudding.

http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Animals/Primates_and_Monkeys/monkey_swings.gif

lol, actually no ma'am, i've always said "crap" a monkey, dunno why. makes most laugh tho. that is UNREAL that your mom had the same saying. i've never heard anybody else say it,

lol, i came up with it in a fit of rage one day at city court. it just kinda stuck, that was like 6 years ago, lol.

Well.. my bosses took me out to lunch today... sort of even forced me. I didn't want to go, but now I'm glad I did. Chicken with Capers on Sketti. MMmMmmmm (called Chicken Piccata). WHOO.

I'm so full.

Went to the bank to deposit my check. All their puters were down. So, I had to go in to deposit them (which they usually charge me to use a teller, weird checking account I have)... but, it won't get credited until their puters are back up.

Got back to work and our puters were down. :o

Hey, I don't work for the bank, don't ask me why. Maybe all the rain. But they're up again now and I can finally... finally... check into my favorite little online world. (sigh)

Wish it didn't keep changing overnight on me! I MUST NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.

~phosphorescent

Originally posted by Jay's Love
my "floor" at work just got an e-mail from the head of the litigation section inviting everyone for HOMEMADE cheesecake at 1:45 - - because it's FRIDAY....

MUCH better than crappy old Bonanza puddin' I bet!!

i'd bet my sweet bippy that you're right. but first i gotta FIND my sweet bippy.

*spins in a circle trying to find it*

Originally posted by 1love
BUT... since I am off today, I am watching my soaps... while looking at ageless... and I was chatting with Dan, but he's gone now, so WHATEVER DUDE! just kidding!:p

Don't you dare "Whatever Dude" ME young lady! OR else when you come here...you'll have to recieve a spankin' as yer punishment...

That's unfair, Dan... because -- didn't she respond in a different thread that she *liked* that? Wouldn't that be like "Please don't throw me in the briar patch??" hehe....

DOAH!

You're right!

Okay!

Just for that "Whatever Dude" smart mouthing off....

Well....

I'll come back to you on this!

*mutters to himself* (Maybe something with whipcream, a CD and close pins)

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
DOAH!

You're right!

Okay!

Just for that "Whatever Dude" smart mouthing off....

Well....

I'll come back to you on this!

*mutters to himself* (Maybe something with whipcream, a CD and close pins)

i'm intrigued, you melissa? lmao

we want diagrams dan!

*Ahem*

I think it's explained with this simple song lyric...

"You put your hand upon my hip! When I dip...you dip...we dip!"

Will this afternoon never END???

I want outta this prison called a "law firm".... haha....

It's cold and it's icky outside....

and I want my Jay :p

Speaking of internal and external, I was reading in a biology book the other day that your digestive system is technically outside of your body! It makes perfect sense (it's the only system that has openings to the outside on both ends and isn't internally sterile), but I'd never thought of it that way before. Kinda weird.

Blondie...just wait until you get to NG tubes. Woo hoo. *smiles*

I mean, you haven't really experienced the true joy of nursing school clinicals until you put a plastic tube up someones nose, down their throat and into their stomach!

Euuwwwwww.

Originally posted by blondie
I passed the catheter practical exam yesterday, proving that you can teach an old dog new tricks. Head nurse was watching me with her clip board in hand. Also learned something very interesting last week about development. Some people are external locus of control and others are internal. The externals say "I'm late because my alarm didn't go off." The internals say, "I did not set my alarm properly." Hmmm, munch on that. Gotta go study. Adios.
Con amor,
Chabella

Blonde I have so much respect for nurses and for you....... because I know I could NEVER do this... and You guys just ROCK....

Ok you guys want a random thought??????

Well, Since at my job it is extremely SLOW lol we don't have much to do but kinda talk lol..... well someone was talking the other day and I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THIS.... but do you know after you eat Asparagus if effects the way you go pee??????I can't say much more than this.... LOL because its not gross but not sure if all want to hear me say it... but I just thought it was WIERD.....

Yeah Mera, I've actually heard that before. However, I think you have to eat quite a lot of it before it really affects your urine.

On a similar but scarier note, there's a type of tropical fruit (forget the name of it offhand, maybe pomegranate or blood oranges?) that if you eat a lot of it, when you urinate it looks as if you're bleeding.

I hope "GREEN" doesnt have anything to do with what it does. Havent eaten asparagus in years but now Im really curious and almost tempted to go get some to try it and see. LOL I said ALMOST !!!!

Originally posted by PinkPanther_04
Speaking of internal and external, I was reading in a biology book the other day that your digestive system is technically outside of your body! It makes perfect sense (it's the only system that has openings to the outside on both ends and isn't internally sterile), but I'd never thought of it that way before. Kinda weird.

My high school biology teacher had an interesting way of describing it. He'd tell us to imagine that there was a shopping mall with a tunnel running through it. The tunnel connected to a street on one end and a subway on the other, but that you couldn't get into any of the stores in the mall by the tunnel. The only place the tunnel would lead is either to the subway or the street (both of which were outside the mall).

Then he'd ask if we'd say that the tunnel was part of the mall, or just a separate pathway that happened to go through the mall? Of course we'd say it was separate from the mall, and then he'd say that's what our digestive system was like.

Originally posted by blondie
Yes, Mer, it makes the pee smell really strong. Asparagus probably isn't on many hospital menus! I've heard that it makes other things taste bad. Let's just say, don't let your SO eat too much of that stuff!

Originally posted by ScarletHawke
My high school biology teacher had an interesting way of describing it. He'd tell us to imagine that there was a shopping mall with a tunnel running through it. The tunnel connected to a street on one end and a subway on the other, but that you couldn't get into any of the stores in the mall by the tunnel. The only place the tunnel would lead is either to the subway or the street (both of which were outside the mall). A "tube within a tube" is how I'd always heard it described, but I'd never had anyone put that into perspective before.

Originally posted by blondie
I passed the catheter practical exam yesterday

Congratulations Blondie! I remember those days all too well. It's such a relief to get through it the first time, isn't it? :)

OMG... LOL I just learned this I had no idea........ Now if I eat aspargus I'll never go the bathroom and not think of this LOL

I ate some last nite!!! It was only a few spears in part of a frozen veggie mix, but in the summer I eat it often---throw it on a cookie sheet, drizzle with olive oil and some spices and roast.
I hope its not making me uh, putrid?! hahah.........
on the opposite end of the spectrum, I hear pineapples make things taste sweet!
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random thought--its SNOWED here before Turkey Day. That just aint right!!!

Originally posted by blondie
Yes, Mer, it makes the pee smell really strong. Asparagus probably isn't on many hospital menus!

And I just digested Pink's random thought. Interesting. Never looked at it that way! Oh by the way, and maybe this should go down to sexually speaking: there are many reasons why anal sex can be dangerous. The vagus nerve waunders around down by the rectum, and the stimulation can possibly cause abnormal responses in the heart, if I remember the lesson correctly.

Blondie~

Interesting that you mentioned the vagus nerve, not a lot of people seem to even know about it...

When my mother was 44, she had to get a pacemaker because of a malfunction with her vagus nerve.

She had gotten really sick, with flu-like symptoms and kept passing out... she was home alone and I had talked to her on the phone and she said she was sick but didn't tell me about the passing out part. I called awhile later to check on her and she did not answer the phone...

I went to her house and she had passed out while in the bathroom, fell into the metal part on the backtub and she wears glasses so it cut her face and this is the way I found her... I was horrified. I called an ambulance.

When she got to the emergency room, she passed out again and they had her on a heart monitor... her heart stopped beating... not good!

It was all related to the vagus nerve...

Hey Dan...

You are not coming anywhere near me with clothespins... now the whipped cream... is a different story!;)



btw... I love asparagus! woohoo!

Asparagus... BLECH.

Hollindaise sauce? MMmmMmmmm (drools ~ then considers going out for Eggs Benedict, or better yet, combo of Eggs Benedict and Eggs Florintine... Mmmm MMmmmm)

~phosphorescent

the Slim Fast cappucino drink thingy's make ya poop smell like cappucino.

that is all, i'm going back to lie down now. :D

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
the Slim Fast cappucino drink thingy's make ya poop smell like cappucino.

that is all, i'm going back to lie down now. :D

LOL ick.....


RAVEN I KNOW IT SNOWED HERE TO...... YUCKY...

i know i'm a little behind things, but i wanted to copy amania's temper tantrum and paste it here too. gonna miss all those great peoples :(

my computer crashed, hard drive is toast, and i have to wait for them to send another one. i'm borrowing someone else's computer right now, but i dont think i'll be able to make it to chat tonight :rolleyes:

at least we haven't had snow yet, unlike some of the rest of you. kind of a perverse satisfaction since so many people seem to assume i live in a permanent deep freeze. always asking how cold it is here-same thing when i was talking to tec support at 1 am this morning

anyway, hope i can get back to all the fun people left here soon

Just spent some quality time gutting an old computer for parts. Managed to retain a CD drive and a floppy drive and a whole lot of screws...

Not much cause for a 100 mhz processor or a 33.6 modem or a 143 watt powersupply.

Originally posted by Jlojsuperman
Do ova!!!???? Did the first one not pass the test? lmao

Random though: I dont give a *beep* about certain things now.

Jerrexcuse me?

weeeeeell, when somebody started that other one and then LEFT, thread go bye bye too !

so yeah, DO OVA !

:D

Originally posted by 1love
Hey Dan...

You are not coming anywhere near me with clothespins... now the whipped cream... is a different story!;)



btw... I love asparagus! woohoo!

Maybe I'll let ya whip me with some asparagus! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!

What if I covered the clothespins WITH whip cream? Can I come near ya then? *LOL*

IT'S TIME TO MAKE A MESS IN THE HOTEL ROOM!! WHIP CREAM ON THE WALLS!!!

TRASH THE PLACE!! ROCK 'EM, SOCK'EM!

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Maybe I'll let ya whip me with some asparagus! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!

What if I covered the clothespins WITH whip cream? Can I come near ya then? *LOL*

IT'S TIME TO MAKE A MESS IN THE HOTEL ROOM!! WHIP CREAM ON THE WALLS!!!

TRASH THE PLACE!! ROCK 'EM, SOCK'EM!

Well yeah... I might be able to get into the "A$$paragus whipping" HEHE

whipped cream clothes pins...hmmm, only if I can strategically place them on you during the whipping! Uh-oh...this is headed for SS!;)

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DO NOT... I repeat....
DO NOT
put hair bleach
on your hair
and proceed to ageless
during processing...

This just happened to me within the last hour and I scorched my scalp... LOL

YIKES 1love. No fun. Bleach never likes my hair anyway. Phossy looks ReD!cKuLoUs as a blonde!

But, otherwise, it can't decide what it wants to be when it grows up. Red, black, brown, black w/lil blonde, red w/little black... it just doesn't know. In fact, phossy usually doesn't know... says, "Hey, bebbe, when you're out, pick me up two boxes o' the same color dye.. don't care what color. Something different." Last time, he and my son came home with "soft black" and inside I went.. "oh God..." but it looks mmmmmmkay. ;)

~phosphorescent

Originally posted by fos4snt
YIKES 1love. No fun. Bleach never likes my hair anyway. Phossy looks ReD!cKuLoUs as a blonde!

But, otherwise, it can't decide what it wants to be when it grows up. Red, black, brown, black w/lil blonde, red w/little black... it just doesn't know. In fact, phossy usually doesn't know... says, "Hey, bebbe, when you're out, pick me up two boxes o' the same color dye.. don't care what color. Something different." Last time, he and my son came home with "soft black" and inside I went.. "oh God..." but it looks mmmmmmkay. ;)

~phosphorescent

I've been thinking of going dark myself Phos!

Dan thinks I would look great with dark hair... isn't that nice of him?

I used to go darker every Fall, I would go dark brown or red... quit that when someone called me Peter Pumpkinhead! LOL That *bleepity bleeper*

Anyway... I get so tired of bleaching, I have been doing it for many years, probably about 15.

When I have went dark in the past, I got compliments but others who said "I like it better blonde" as if I asked for their opinions!:rolleyes:

But, for some reason, people always seem to think you want to know what they think... I don't want to know unless it's a compliment or unless I ask!:p

Thank goodness I have my cosmetology license though...comes in handy at the beauty supply.

Well... I know you didn't ask (LOL), but I think you look beautimus as a blonde. I simply look absurd! Too much Cherokee in my blood to look good as a blonde! I'm actually letting it go for a while now, see what it grows out like. Could be interesting.

I think, tho, if I could pull off blonde ~ I would, cuz my daughter is a natural blonde with soft, pale ivory skin... Got that from her daddy. (shrug) Otherwise, she's a spitting image of ME. :D

~phosphorescent

like REAL bleach, that you do laundry with?????

PIN ME BABY!
PIN ME I SAY, PIN ME!!

YEEEEE HAAAAA!!

And yes, 'love, I think you would look simply beautiful with gorgeous dark hair....

HAVE MERCY!!!

YOU put your hand upon my hip, when I dip...you dip...we dip!

I put my lip upon your lip, when I kiss you kiss we kiss...

I put my lips upon your....*CENSORED!*

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
PIN ME BABY!
PIN ME I SAY, PIN ME!!

YEEEEE HAAAAA!!

And yes, 'love, I think you would look simply beautiful with gorgeous dark hair....

HAVE MERCY!!!

YOU put your hand upon my hip, when I dip...you dip...we dip!

I put my lip upon your lip, when I kiss you kiss we kiss...

I put my lips upon your....*CENSORED!*


whooooooaaaaa momma

*LOL*

Yes, THAT coming from the same mouth that sang to her, "Tell Me You'll Love me for a Million Years"...*LOL*

It's hard to believe, isn't it? LOL

Random thought: Posting from your phone's web browser is a pain!

Just got Jeremy's phone set up to get to Ageless, but it is soooo slow. We need a cheap laptop!

I have a Palm phone, so it's a little easier.

We're both laying on his bed right now and surfing Ageless from our phones! How crazy is that??

Originally posted by Kristin
Random thought: Posting from your phone's web browser is a pain!

Just got Jeremy's phone set up to get to Ageless, but it is soooo slow. We need a cheap laptop!

I have a Palm phone, so it's a little easier.

We're both laying on his bed right now and surfing Ageless from our phones! How crazy is that??

no gal, what's sad is i have no idea what the hooey you're talking about, lol

i'm so behind the times:p

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
like REAL bleach, that you do laundry with?????

No girl! LOL

It's bleach for your hair... it comes in powder form and you mix it with peroxide...;)

Originally posted by fos4snt
Well... I know you didn't ask (LOL), but I think you look beautimus as a blonde. I simply look absurd! Too much Cherokee in my blood to look good as a blonde! I'm actually letting it go for a while now, see what it grows out like. Could be interesting.

I think, tho, if I could pull off blonde ~ I would, cuz my daughter is a natural blonde with soft, pale ivory skin... Got that from her daddy. (shrug) Otherwise, she's a spitting image of ME. :D

~phosphorescent

Thank you phos!

Wow... your daughter sounds beautiful!

My daughter has really dark hair and she wanted to go blonde once, we tried it and it looked good but she looks better with dark hair...she has really pretty brown eyes. :)

Originally posted by Trish
Melisa you're so cute you'll look good with whatever color hair you have. How 'bout something in between....like a light brown, or brown with highlights. Or how 'bout RED!!!! lol!

Awww Trish! Thank you!

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Here's a big old kiss for ya! I love red hair! I have always loved it, all shades even the carroty shade...LOL

You are gorgeous Trish! I love that avatar, btw... you look like a schoolgirl!;)

Fellow techie friend of mine sent this to me...

It's so wrong, but SO AWESOME! I want this on my headstone when I'm called home...

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kids fed, down for nap
second load of laundry in dryer
nap time for mommy
:o

Well my day... I fed the baby.. watched a Man Apart with Van Diesal.... Cleaned my dining room.. gave the baby a bath.. and hung out on ageless and played solitare...oh yeah and i've been up since 6 am lucky me LOL

Oh yeah and never forget Playing with the baby...

Kissing hiim a hundred million times lol

and Once for Tracy ;)

I have to do laundry and I don't wanna. Not at all. I live in an apartment building and it's such a royal pain in the keister to have to fight over a washing machine, and Sundays are the worst.

I think I've pretty much decided to just do it tomorrow after work -- less likelihood that I'll have to beat everyone else off with a stick. Last time I tried to do laundry on a weekend, it took me over four hours because I had to wait for everyone else's loads to finish. (I detest those jerks who simply dump out sopping wet loads to put their own in the machine, and I'd never do that to someone else.)

I also have to go grocery shopping, but that's not as problematic. What I really want to do is curl up with a hot chocolate and a good book, but since I'm out of groceries, I don't have any hot chocolate! I guess that means my path is set. :p

I'm at the office right now. Just had a $230,000 deal die an undignified death. Really coulda used that money about now, too. Really sucks!

Well, I'm gonna go watch the Packer game with my sweetie and his "demon child" (that's his nickname for her - she's 3 - that should say it all!) This morning when I left Jeremy was washing crayon off his apartment walls.

Sigh....so glad my kids are past that, but now they simply distroy even BIGGER things. The other day I came home and found white spray paint all over my lawn chairs and mailbox. grrrr...kids!

Trace...sorry to confuse you. I'm a bit of a techie, so I got all kinds of gadgets. I love my Palm phone, though. Does everything but the dishes! :) Here's what I'm talking about. It's practically a mini computer, address book, date book & phone in one: http://www.kyocera-wireless.com/7135-smartphone/

LOL! DAN! That headstone is just WRONG. Is that for real?? People are craaaazy! :D

Here's how my day has gone so far:

Woke up late (10 am).
Took an hour more to wake up.
Fed daughter some cereal.
Got showered and dressed.
Washed some dishes.
Went shopping to buy stuff to fill a stocking for a needy child for my daughter's girl scout troop activity. Found a sensational bargain gift to buy each of my employees, so bought those while I was at it. They're cute Santa votive holders. About 4 inches tall. $1.00 each. When you've got 35 employees, you have to buy cheap, unfortunately. :(
Went to grocery store for 1 1/2 hours. Just unloaded everything. Have to sit down a few minutes before I can muster the energy to put the groceries away. :p
Then, will begin doing laundry that I didn't get to do yesterday because I was out of detergent. :rolleyes:
Then, my final chore of the day -- I really want to clean off my kitchen table, which is piled high with mail I haven't gone through all week.

My best friend made turkey dinner today for me, herself and our other best friend and all their kids (4).

We had turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy, sweet potatoes, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce, rolls...

CAN YOU SAY YUMMY?

Oh yeah... and they had pumpkin pie of which I did not partake in because I hate it! YUCK! BLECK! ETC!:p

One turkey dinner down, and two more to go!:)

Glad ya liked that, Kristin...

I actually have no idea if it's real, or just an ellaborate prank. It's still cool none the less.

I'd love one of those, put it on the middle of the coffee table. *LOL*

ok, so i'm watching the AMA's.

anna nicole smith introducing kanye west was the funniest thing i've ever seen.

SHE IS STONED OUTTA HER GOURD !!!!!

and it was so obvious they actually started keying his performance because she couldn't get it out who she was introducing, omg, so sad.

I'd believe that, Tracy....

She never was a smart one. Beauty doesn't always equal brains.

I'll give her credit, she did lose alot of weight. Of course, every time I watch a NASCAR Busch Series Race, I have to put up with the TRIM-SPA commercial of various natures, with her in it...

I think that's the price of Hollywood on her, though. I wonder what she was truly like *before* she was discovered...

Part of me has to believe, though...that somewhere under the surgeries, the drugs, the controversy.....there is a sweet woman in there.

Well, according to her E! story she was living in some trailer park getting it on with a drug dealer while working in some chicken joint. . .then she decided to start stripping and that thousand year old gazillionaire found her and the rest, as they say, is history. . .bizarre, odd and Bobby Trendy-ized history.

What did Jimmy Kimmel say about A.N.S. at the very end of the awards show? I heard him - but now I can't remember what he said. That's the only part I saw - the very end - didn't get to see her trying to introduce... I'm sure whatever he said at the end had to do with THAT.... what was it?? hmm???

Originally posted by Jay's Love
What did Jimmy Kimmel say about A.N.S. at the very end of the awards show? I heard him - but now I can't remember what he said. That's the only part I saw - the very end - didn't get to see her trying to introduce... I'm sure whatever he said at the end had to do with THAT.... what was it?? hmm???

i know one joke was that she shouldn't of eaten so many of snoop dogg's $100 a piece brownies, lol, another was that so far her performance was the best of the night and the last one i heard was that she'd taken clay akins' virginity ..... by force. he was rippin her at every chance he got it seemed, lol.

does she not have PR people???? geez

Trace, William Morris couldn't help that woman! In order for good PR to work the celebrity has to actually LISTEN to them and do what they tell them and ANS is barely capable of walking lately, let alone listening and following directions! :D

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I love Anna Nicole!:p

She IS rather fascinating. Not unlike watching a train wreck at a five way intersection.

I'm not sure if Trimspa actually wittled her down, though, that's an awful lot of weight for a woman who loves fried chicken and macaroni and cheese to lose in such a short amount of time without the aid of exercise.

Originally posted by molly
She IS rather fascinating. Not unlike watching a train wreck at a five way intersection.

lol. yup.

The only reason she has the jobs she's had...is most likely cause of the two ton fun bags attached to her chest....

I'll only say....the only way I want to be around her? Is if a plane goes down. Grab onto 'em and float around the North Atlantic for a few days...

Safety and Lunch!

*LOL*

I kid! I kid!

Remember what they used to say about there being "no bad publicity"? Hmmm.... we're talkin' about her, aren't we? lol....

Anybody see that episode of her show where she went to camp and humilated the crappus out of herself?

Seriously, without any testing and based on totally nothing but an hour of pathetic television, I'd guess her to be about thirteen mentally, maybe fourteen on a good day.

You got me there, Amina. I do agree with you, though, with what you said.

As much as we call her an moron, I'm sure in some ways, one might consider her an idiot savant. Dumb as a brick in some ways, but genius in others. ANd in the genius part, as you and others have said...her business savvy is problem the genius.

And as Jay's Love said, look how much we're talking about her.

Molly, as for how much Trimspa helped her, I don't know. However, they are pushing that as the way she lost the weight. As I said....almost every commercial break during a Busch Series race, they push her in that commercial hard. Of course, it doesn't hurt that Braun Racing is sponsored by them.

My 3 year old granddaughter has been visiting with me for the past 2 weeks. She just left to go home, 360 miles to San Antonio. :( She cried as soon as she realized that she was leaving. Bummer.....

I sure do love that kid. Now to rest up...:D

Awww, that's so cute and sad at the same time, Barbara! *smiles*

Okay, who can see the Virgin Mary in this sandwhich? *LOL*

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/2831/vmct.jpg

Hers is her supposed drug use?

Either that or all those twinkies she has stuffed in her bra. . .

Cool Blondie! *smiles*

Who wants to see a Dancing Transformer whose got ALL the moves?

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/22272/

I stayed up really really late last night... and just could not get sleepy. I took a sleeping pill finally at 6 AM... and I JUST WOKE UP!! The day is GONE!! WOW this is so weird.. to lose a whole day.

Things Could Be Worse
Sex Could Be Fattening

Alcohol May Be Man's Worst Enemy
But The Bible Says Love Thy Enemy

Why don't exhibitionists retire?
They would rather stick it out forever.

Finish that beer, Dan...there are sober people in India. :D

*LOL* Stan....

That's right! And besides, this is the time of year to be thankful! We should be thankful we can get beer at just about every corner store!

Although, this Holiday season, I may donate some beer to those less fortunate...

So that others around the world, may realize the wonders of beer guts, buzz's and beer farts!

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Cool Blondie! *smiles*

Who wants to see a Dancing Transformer whose got ALL the moves?

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/22272/

OMG Dan! That's so cheesy it's AWESOME!!! :D

Seriously, when I think of all the other lame car commercials out there -- this is wayyyyy more entertaining. ;)

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Cool Blondie! *smiles*

Who wants to see a Dancing Transformer whose got ALL the moves?

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/22272/
Thats a good one Dan Love it LOL

Originally posted by Jlojsuperman
Hey wheres everyone at? *looks around*

Jumps around Ageless and says " 7 days! " lol

Jerrlooking forward to Thanksgiving more than usual this year


GEE I WONDER WHY???? LOL :rolleyes:

it's cold and misty raining in mississippi. i love it :D

making spaghetti today, gonna simmer the sauce ALL DAY LONG. and i'm using both sausage and hamburger in my sauce, gonna make those lil meatballs my lewis told me about, YUM

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
it's cold and misty raining in mississippi. i love it :D

making spaghetti today, gonna simmer the sauce ALL DAY LONG. and i'm using both sausage and hamburger in my sauce, gonna make those lil meatballs my lewis told me about, YUM

Yum Tracy!:)

It's cold and misty in the STL as well! Wow, that rhymed!:p I am so ready for lunch time! We have had a very busy morning here at the old work house...

Ohhhhh...next week I got a six day weekend....*LOL*

Taking Wednesday off...just because I want to *LOL*
Thursday and Friday I have cause of Thanksgiving...
Saturday and Sunday of course...
And I'm calling in sick on Monday.....

Considering I hate the place where I work anymore, six days away from that portal into Dante's inferno should help my mood, I hope!

I know SOMEONE who will help my mood! *Ahem*

Oh.... I bet SOMEONE will Dan!

TGIF!!!

everybody, you're invited to my house for "Spaghetti Fest 2004"

i made so much freakin spaghetti, omg

like a tub, a bucket, a veritable plethera of sgetti !!!!!!

and garlic bread, toasty and crunchy, wooooooo

come on ya'll or i'll be eating on this all freakin' weekend. and yes, i'm eating some now for breakfast :D

Um, Jer, babe, somebody might think you were excited about this whole trip to Texas thing. . .:D

Well as long as you're looking forward to it and all. :D

Thanksgiving has always been, and will always be, my fav holiday....;)

what was that website again, Jerrturkey, with the cranberry relish recipe?

Kat, babe, from the sounds of it I don't think you're going to be doing much eating. . .:D

Originally posted by molly
Kat, babe, from the sounds of it I don't think you're going to be doing much eating. . .:D

Must... not... reply... ;)

Why is it on a day when i'm home alone and can actually get some stuff done without kids underfoot that it has to rain and be gloomy......it just makes me so unmotivated....uuughhh

now watch tomorrow when I have a bazillion kids running in and outta my house it'll be nice out...~sigh~ and won't get that much done because...ummm its nice out..LOL I can't win ;)

Originally posted by ScarletHawke
Must... not... reply... ;)

must....not....enoucourage.....reply ;)

huh? who? me? what...what'd I miss?!

Glad to see you posting again, Kat... yeeHAW!!!

(Did I get the accent right?) :D

Originally posted by ScarletHawke
Glad to see you posting again, Kat... yeeHAW!!!

(Did I get the accent right?) :D

Ahh...Thank you Miss ScarletHawke, hugs! (LOL... yes'm you shore did get that accent jest right!) ;)

Originally posted by kitKatgurl
Ahh...Thank you Miss ScarletHawke, hugs! (LOL... yes'm you shore did get that accent just right!) ;)

Why, thank y'all honeychile!

Right, I better return to my regularly scheduled Canuck accent, eh? :p

WELCOME BACK KAT YAHOOO YOU GO GIRL

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Originally posted by charo
WELCOME BACK KAT YAHOOO YOU GO GIRL

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ahh..thank you Charo, hugs, yEEhaW! I'm happy to be "home"! lol

Nice haircut Jerry! I am assuming that is your latest 'do in Kat's signature...:)

*wishing that some tv show like Clean Sweep would come in and clean out my house* :cool:

WARNING!!!

WARNING!!!

i almost have everything up and running again. soon i will be let completely loose to ravage and pillage again :D

hoping to make it to flirt tonight

glad to see jer & kat back again. wasn't the same without them even when i couldn't be here :rolleyes:

.....back to your regularly scheduled program

cleaned behind the fridge... eeuuuwwww....

Here's what I did today...

Finally mailed wildndthing's prize for winning the Halloween Game.
Mailed final documents to Remi for the visa interview.
Washed dishes.
Washed two loads of laundry (so far).
Raked leaves.
Cleaned the cabinet under my kitchen sink. I can't believe I had 3 bottles of lemon oil for my furniture. :rolleyes: I'll never use all that in a million years.

I know what you mean, Nessa -- science projects, right? haha... the sad thing is... now it looks like we got NOTHIN' to eat. I guess I need to make a trip to the store!!

Lucky me - I don't have to cook SQUAT for Thanksgiving!

i really like cooking big meals for family and friends. just hope i'm gonna make it through this year without killing anyone :D

menu:
7-layer salad
pistachio salad
raw veggie tray
pickle roll-ups
black olives
turkey
dressing
mashed potatoes
gravy
green bean casserole
cranberries
bread rolls
crossants
sweet rice
fruit pizza
pumkin pie
apple pie
cheesecake

and i have a feeling i'm forgetting something :confused:

midget dill pickles
cream cheese, softened
thin sliced deli meat ( i usually get the little packages of square slices that go on sale for 2/$1.00) ham, roast beef, or corned beef

spread the cream cheese on the meat, and roll it up.

eat massive quantities :D

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Charo said:
"How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently....."

That is hilarious! An accurate account of this place?!!! yesh!

*singing*mm*mm*mm* I*love*this*bar....*

OMG charo sooooo funny and so true!

I think that should be a sticky somewhere......as a reminder when we start to take ourselves to serious :)

my random thought..... Coffee....it's a good thing!

Originally posted by wildndthing
midget dill pickles
cream cheese, softened
thin sliced deli meat ( i usually get the little packages of square slices that go on sale for 2/$1.00) ham, roast beef, or corned beef

spread the cream cheese on the meat, and roll it up.

eat massive quantities :D

Another version Nessa....

Use big dill pickles
spread cream cheese over the pickle
wrap the deli slices around the pickle
slice the pickle
insert toothpicks if you want :)


charo! I love your light bulb post!:p

ROFLMAO !!!! @ light bulb post

Canker sores suck. You do not appreciate eating until it hurts like hell when you do it.

At the moment, I have two, each about the size of Nevada, because of whatever illness I seem to be recovering from. One's on my lower lip, the other's on my tongue.

Ow.

Darn this LDR, darling, or I'd make you feel better one way or another. ;)

*comfort*

random thought:

why is the city putting up christmas decorations before turkey day?

don't make no sense

let us enjoy one before the other, oh i don't know, like the calendar indicates?

stores, commercials, sale papers, special offers, CAR LOTS, ugh

dun make no sense

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
random thought:

why is the city putting up christmas decorations before turkey day?

don't make no sense

let us enjoy one before the other, oh i don't know, like the calendar indicates?

stores, commercials, sale papers, special offers, CAR LOTS, ugh

dun make no sense

I know! I've got a neighbor who has had their Christmas tree up for over a week now!

OOooOOoo my son's got y'all beat. When he went trick or treating on halloween, he came home to say "Mom, I just don't GET it... why would someone have their Christmas tree up and on for HALLOWEEN???"

LOL
~phos

Oh... and I won't put up Christmas decorations before Dec 10. That's the day I say "I can now..." but before that? Nopeth. Usually I wait until about a day before Christmas Eve, because I'm truly a slacker, then I'm mad at myself, because I want to take it down the day after Christmas! LOL.
~phos

my momma's birthday was/is dec. 17. i think i might start using that as the date to put up ma tree. don't think i'd get sick of it before christmas that way. and i always take mine down the day after christmas day.

I will admit that I like to put my tree up as early as possible after Thanksgiving. But, never before. I am tired of seeing the Thanksgiving holiday here being passed over in the rush to get to Christmas.

I am not gonna buy as large a tree as I got last year. Last year's tree was so huge and came crashing down onto my coffee table one day and two of my treasured collectible ornaments were shattered. :(

My Christmas decorations and tree go up every year on Veteran's Day. :D

Got my tree up and decorated yesterday :p I'm not much of a thanksgiving person and putting the tree up makes me feel cheerier inside..its soooooo pretty. I don't usually put it up before thanksgiving but this year I just felt the NEED.... sigh

anyway I know around here many people have got their christmas decorations out on their homes..and the city has its decorations up but not lit yet....this has much to do with the weather...its been sooooo nice here this year and no snow yet that people are wanting to beat having to put up decorations in the cold/snowy weather ;)

Originally posted by Amina315
*blank stare*

You and your blank stares... I love em!:p

lordy, my neighbors have the griswold decorations up. i can just open my blinds at night and not have to turn on a lamp one.


imma put up my fake tree, fully decorated mind you lol, in my office. it's 660 sq. feet HUGE.

imma put a cute 4' tall real tree in my living room and that'll be our santa tree. but then i'll also have stocking hung over the chimney with care in the den and the fireplace mantle all done up.

ok, i'm gettin excited. :D

Note to self Think before you Speak

Wow, I must've been really hungry tonight because I just wolfed down my dinner in about five minutes flat. It was a fairly substantial dinner too -- steamed veggies, hash browns and a piece of tourtière (a French-Canadian meat pie made of ground beef, ground pork and spices). It was really good but I can't believe how fast I ate it. Now I feel like a pig. :rolleyes:

WOOOWOOO!! Tomorrow is Friday for me! *LOL*

On the note of Christmas Decorations....we put our decorations up beginning of December. We have two xmas tree's (both artificial)....we put one up in mid December in our family room. It's a smaller one that we put up since that's where we spend alot of time in the family room. And then on xmas eve, we put our main xmas tree up in the living room. That stems from our German Heritage. We don't take it down, of course, till the end of January.

Of, as for putting the lights up? It's an ongoing joke between my father and I that we have to wait for the coldest day to put 'em up. *LOL*

~Dan

Ima dragon....:p

I am sooooo tired and not only do I have to work today, but I have to go to a dinner meeting for work that is nearly the most boring event one could ever attend. The induction of new board members.....SHEESH!

However, we do get a free dinner, mileage reimbursement AND another entire day off for Thanksgiving, so we have 5 days off!:)

tourtière (a French-Canadian meat pie made of ground beef, ground pork and spices)


wow..... thats something I haven't thought about for a long time.My Mothers side of the family are French Canadian and we used to have that when I was little....I loved it!

random thought.....ageless is becoming my drug of choice and it's starting to freak me out how I get sucked in and lose all track of time........I need help! lol

Originally posted by Goldenhawke
Canker sores suck. You do not appreciate eating until it hurts like hell when you do it.

At the moment, I have two, each about the size of Nevada, because of whatever illness I seem to be recovering from. One's on my lower lip, the other's on my tongue.

Ow.

ever try Campho-phenique? tastes like garbage, but really works to kill the pain and help heal them.


early Christmas decorations really bother me too. i can kind of understand the city putting them up the week before thanksgiving, if they don't light them, so the workers don't have to do it in a rush on friday. but other than that, i refuse to even look at any of the stuff in the stores until after thanksgiving.

i really think thanksgiving should be in october, just because of making it easier for people to travel though.

i generally put up my tree the weekend after thanksgiving (because of the begining of lent) and take it down at epiphany.

Why is it that when the day of an appointment comes..that I have been waiting for, for over 2 months mind you...that there has to be an issue that comes up and they call and cancel! Dang this always happens to me! ---his nurse didn't make me feel any better when she told me "oh he's only missed work twice in the last 4 years"---im like "and it just had to be on the day of My appointment lol ~sigh~"

we now have a radio station in the city that is *ahem*

PLAYING NON-STOP CHRISTMAS MUSIC

jumpin jehosephat

Originally posted by foxyeyes
Why is it that when the day of an appointment comes..that I have been waiting for, for over 2 months mind you...that there has to be an issue that comes up and they call and cancel! Dang this always happens to me! ---his nurse didn't make me feel any better when she told me "oh he's only missed work twice in the last 4 years"---im like "and it just had to be on the day of My appointment lol ~sigh~"

I know what you mean Foxy! I hate that when that happens. I also hate it when I actually make it inside the doctor's office and he has to suddenly leave. :( This is one reason I stopped going to OB/GYN's for my annual exam and only go to GYN's as they don't have to rush out and deliver babies. But, as an OB/GYN RN, I understand that babies won't wait, but it sure gets cold sitting on an exam table dressed in nothing but paper. :p

LoL yep Whitrose I totally sympathize with the OB/GYN situation...have encountered the joy of freezing my butt off with only paper drapped over my body as well waiting for him..~sigh~ that was exactly the type of appointment I had today as well....thank goodness I love Dr.Dan to pieces or I just might pick a basic GYN for this kinda stuff ;)

Whiterose, I had a urologist that referred to the "paper" as "an elaborate and large dinner napkin." That at least made me chuckle! haha!!

And Trace -- you should be here in Dallas.... There are not one -- but TWO radio stations -- one's an "oldies" kind of station and one is more mainstream - that have switched to all Christmas all the time - and HAVE been for like two weeks now. Good LOWRD.... I love Christmas as much as the next guy but geez... by the time it GETS here, I'm sick of it already!!

I've heard of some people who don't put their tree up until Christmas eve. Anyone around here do that?

people are mean when they wake up...

Originally posted by whiterose
I've heard of some people who don't put their tree up until Christmas eve. Anyone around here do that?

Yep...back on the prior page...*LOL*

On the note of Christmas Decorations....we put our decorations up beginning of December. We have two xmas tree's (both artificial)....we put one up in mid December in our family room. It's a smaller one that we put up since that's where we spend alot of time in the family room. And then on xmas eve, we put our main xmas tree up in the living room. That stems from our German Heritage. We don't take it down, of course, till the end of January.

Hey Dan, do you hang a pickle ornament on the tree too? (Big German tradition. . .lol)

Originally posted by molly
Hey Dan, do you hang a pickle ornament on the tree too? (Big German tradition. . .lol)

Oh I hope he does Molly, cause if so, I wanna see his pickle when I get to PA on Friday...:p

I don't think you'll have to worry about that Melissa, I'm pretty sure Dan'll be waving his pickle right out there the minute you arrive. :D

lmao, oh ya'll are wrong

wrong i say melissa !


lol :p

Originally posted by molly
I don't think you'll have to worry about that Melissa, I'm pretty sure Dan'll be waving his pickle right out there the minute you arrive. :D


:eek:

I think that someone waving their pickle at you in the middle of an airport could be kind of un-nerving....

If someone doesn't post a song dedication in my thread in the music section...Im gonna stomp my feet and pout, and I don't think anyone here wants THAT do they??? I mean, really, come on...who wants to ruin a perfectly good Tuesday evening??

My kids won't quit fighting and I am getting to the point where I really don't give a rat's behind whose fault it is...Im just going to yell at the whole lot of them and ground them all. How mean is that?

Nessa, I still have my Christmas lights up on the roof of my screen porch from last year... :eek: I think that should make me an honorary member of the wedding party at least.

And whats even better than a waving pickle you ask? LOL

Too cute, Suzie!

OMG!!! You guys are tooo much!!

Originally posted by Jo-Admin

If someone doesn't post a song dedication in my thread in the music section...Im gonna stomp my feet and pout, and I don't think anyone here wants THAT do they??? I mean, really, come on...who wants to ruin a perfectly good Tuesday evening??


Okay, Jody skeered me...

I just posted a dedication! Don't hurt me!

AAAHHHHH! Admin abuse! :D

you guys....never trust a dancin pickle

at first ya think aww cute but take a good look at that face....he has evil intent I tells ya

See what you miss when you go to a boring work place dinner party that was mandatory and one of the most hellish experiences of my life.....

All this pickle talk... and all stemming from a Christmas ornament...

I can see where all your minds are...:p

mmmm...pickles....

Hey Melisa... is it a BIG PICKLE? ;)

http://www.bobborden.com/diary/pickle.jpg

that dude has the same face as the dancin pickle....whats up with that

really...put glasses on the dancin pickle and it's the same guy

Originally posted by ScarletHawke
Hey Melisa... is it a BIG PICKLE?

http://www.bobborden.com/diary/pickle.jpg

Heh Heh... well Scarlet... you know what they say... it's not the size of the pickle... it's how many you can squeeze into the jar.;)

Oh... maybe that's not what they say!:p

It's 7:18pm and I completely forgot to eat today. I just ate my breakfast... a plain donut!

I can't believe I'd go ALL DAY without thinking about food. What the heck?

Can some of you, occasionally, remind me to EAT???

I thought, for the longest time, that the "not eating" thing was due to being depressed or something. Now, I know I'm not depressed... why does my body not tell me I need food?

Just an occasional YELL out to the phossmonster to tell her she needs to think about eating would be REALLY nice! :D

~phosphorescent

Originally posted by fos4snt
It's 7:18pm and I completely forgot to eat today. I just ate my breakfast... a plain donut!

I can't believe I'd go ALL DAY without thinking about food. What the heck?

Can some of you, occasionally, remind me to EAT???

I thought, for the longest time, that the "not eating" thing was due to being depressed or something. Now, I know I'm not depressed... why does my body not tell me I need food?

Just an occasional YELL out to the phossmonster to tell her she needs to think about eating would be REALLY nice! :D

~phosphorescent

i got ya sis :D

As Freud would say...

Sometimes a pickle isn't just a pickle...

Now Cucumbers? That's a different story!

Mmmm......

Repeat after me:

"Starbucks..... is a GOOD thing!"

:p

"No..... 'mo..... pie...... EVAH...."

hehe :p

as soon as i get my face outta this coconut cake, literally, i'll have more to say about how LOVERLY my t-bird day was.

:D

Originally posted by Nessa
if you use ASTROGLIDE you can get more pickles in the jar.....

OMG how funny I didnt get it at first. Thought ASTROGLIDE was an exercise machine LOL just woke up wheres my coffee :o

Originally posted by SuzieQ
Wondering how many loonies and toonies it would take to get a turkey sandwhich to go along with my chocolate Timbits?

Im craving some turkey too Sally.. jeeze and its a whole month till Christmas! HEY>> at least in Canada we get fireworks on Thanksgiving!!!

That turkey and bacon club at Timmy's is pretty good too, Suzie! ;)

I'm not craving turkey at all... or even poultry... lately I'm craving fish and seafood! Noooo idea why, but I just got back from the grocery store tonight and realized I'd bought:

- crab au gratin
- cooked deveined shrimp
- "seafood medley" (i.e. a bag of shrimp, scallops, cuttlefish, octopus, squid, mussels, and clams (de-shelled of course); I'm sure some of you are gagging but I've had it before and mixed with pasta or rice it's really good)
- salmon fillets

I've been on this fish kick for a couple of months now. Very odd. I don't know this is my body reacting to some weird nutrient deficiency or what, but at least I'm craving something healthy, I suppose...

Heaven help me if I start adding pickles to that! :p

umm, what's astroglide? :confused:

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
umm, what's astroglide? :confused:

Water-based sex lube, hon. :)

note to self: must get some of that


:D thanks you !

i just have to let everyone here know how AWESOME whiterose is :cool:

for winning the halloween game, she said she would send me a *little something*

well, i got my package yesterday, and even though it didn't contain the cute guy that i requested, there was a set of TOTALY AWESOME crystal candle holders!!! much more than little in my book

how she knew i have a *thing* for candle holders, i'll never know :D

all i can say is *thank you, thank you, thank you!!!*

and how each day, i'm so glad i came here and found all these GREAT people

yes, computer issues can REALLY REALLY SUCK

sorry i missed your welcome back Jer, my computer decided to do a complete nosedive. i was soooooooo bummed wondering how we were going to do an ageless get together in KC without you. been working on getting my flies put back now.

and, of COURSE we want to hear ALL the juicy details about you and kitkat :D (some of us have to live vicariously through someone)

Originally posted by sally
Hey Jer and Kat...great avatar! Glad to see you came up for air...don't give us this hokey, full of holes, 'puter story...LMAO!

Ahh Sally, thanks! I cant answer for Jerr's computer woes though...he'll have to fend for himself!

SallyGurl! I didnt get to meet his computer so I dont know what it's deal is!! LOL!

Your avatar is purdy/great, too! Do you have reddish hair? Are you and Bonnie Raitt related? Maybe her younger sister...a close cousin...niece? So many questions... :D

heaven help me !!!!!

will all the turkey NEVER be consumed????????

Since around 1:30 pm today, I've had this empty and sad feeling...

I know it will pass, but all afternoon and this evening I've had this feeling. It's wierd...to be so full of happiness and feel completed and yet, feel this way for a moment...

I love you, Melisa...

*soft smiles*

~Dan

Originally posted by sally
hmmm...I wonder if I should ask Tracey to mail me some?

ASK, ASK ! lol

i'll send some cornbread too *wink* shhh, dun tell my babies

Originally posted by sally
awe...Dan....more big hugs!:)

*smiles*

Thanks Sally, I do so appreciate it...*smiles*

*Hugs back*

~Dan

how in the blue heck do i put that pic on here? i tried everything i could intelligently think of

i'm dumbing down these days, lol

Baby send me some cornbread to matter of fact why dont you bring your self to?!!!!! kk now? gogogogogogo

Tracy Check PM's :)

lol babe, there's no END to the cornbread you're gonna get

hubba hubba



i checked em :D

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
lol babe, there's no END to the cornbread you're gonna get

hubba hubba



i checked em :D


Tracy......COME HERE!!!!!!!:D ;)

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Since around 1:30 pm today, I've had this empty and sad feeling...

I know it will pass, but all afternoon and this evening I've had this feeling. It's wierd...to be so full of happiness and feel completed and yet, feel this way for a moment...

I love you, Melisa...

*soft smiles*

~Dan


Awww, Dan. Sweetie, I know just how you feel. Everything always seems so empty right after visits with our LDR loved ones.

((( GREAT BIG HUGS!! )))

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
lol babe, there's no END to the cornbread you're gonna get

hubba hubba



i checked em :D


You two are just so cute. http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage15/20.gif

Originally posted by whiterose
You two are just so cute. http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage15/20.gif

not as cute as you, dangit !

lol, ty sweet lady

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Since around 1:30 pm today, I've had this empty and sad feeling...

I know it will pass, but all afternoon and this evening I've had this feeling. It's wierd...to be so full of happiness and feel completed and yet, feel this way for a moment...

I love you, Melisa...

*soft smiles*

~Dan

I love you too sweet-p.... I miss you.:(

Lots of Hugs Dan. It may be because the holiday for Thanksgiving is truely over. We have lots left to do to get ready for the next holidays. Sometimes, it always seems the holidays are too close together. We really need more time to give thanks for our blessings instead of just calling it turkey day and eating leftovers for a week.
Turkey has Triptophane which makes us a bit sleepy and lackadaisical. We should jump right into some Chili and cornbread. and perk up. Or cinnamon and cloves to get the smells of the coming yule festivities. Anyway, we do need to stir ourselves up and put some happiness into that empty place.

Originally posted by sally
Awe, that Melisa and Dan...they be so cute!:)

they sure do be :)

http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Creatures_and_Cartoons/Smiles/kisses.gif
Bunch o' kisses to all you lovely ladies!

You just got a bunch of kisses...

I got a WHOLE LOT MORE! *grins*

It's good to be ME....

*ahem*...

*LOL*

Thanks for the sweet words ya'll, they mean alot to us! *smiles*

~Dan

Nessa... I absolutely love your avatar! That's your cake top, right?:p

Now I remember why I don't eat peanut m&m's... I get cold chills all through my body because when my teeth bite through the outer part it's just kind of creepy (happening as I am typing this)... LOL

:p

happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy!!!

i finally got off my rear and got some stuff accomplished today :) hopefully i will be able to keep up the trend.

i'm done building my desk, just have to put all the stuff away. i cut down some closet doors that i couldn't have up since i put on the carpet (don't ask me how long ago i put in the carpet :( )

i wanted to get my computer desk hutch done today too, but am not going to stress if it isn't.

i have a tendency to come up with all sorts of stuff to do, and then get overwhelmed, which doesn't help my depression and anxiety.

just keep telling myself *one day at a time* :D

I have to work! ARGH..the cruelty! *pout* Now that I have to work with the internet on to process files, it soooo tempting to just stop by here for..oh and hour or two. Gotta stop that!

and really...I think it should be Jerrphotographic memory. *smiles*

My Friday night has been spent as a couch potato and now I'm going to bed. *yawn* 5 hours a sleep at night every night this week just doesn't cut it. And, I have a full day of Christmas type stuff to do tomorrow. So, g'night everybody. :p

Friday night was spent listening to Christmas...watching Television...playing Half Life 2....

Also stopped and bought myself some new wheels, so I can get four new tires before the winter comes...

Jerry...

I tend to like Half Life 2....I usually like First Person Shooter games, and this one is definetly that. Nothing like playing in the dark when a head-crab zombie jumps out at ya...

It cost me around 54 dollars when I bought it. Of course, you get the game (which is what I consider a long game and beautiful graphics), you get Counterstrike: Source (A multiplayer component) and if you download through Steam, you can get Half Life 2 Multiplayer Death Match...

To get the beautiful graphics, you do have to have a good rig. A good graphics card, one that supports DirextX 9...fast processor and in my opinion, around a gig of memory. 512 meg will work, but I would lean on the side of one gig...

I've been playing it off and on for around two weeks. I split time between it and my racing simulation game...

But it is a well designed and beautiful game...and there are some "physics puzzles" that you get to play with...like to get to one area, you have to pick up bricks and make a ramp by making a board tilt the other way (like a see-saw)....it can be a thinking game as well, as you can tell...

~Dan

That's awesome suzieQ! I love it!:)

my evening consisted of baking cookies for my son to take to church for a fundraiser for confirmation. am just finishing them up ( is almost 2 am :rolleyes: )

anyway, am finally heading to bed now.

Oh, that's cool Suzie! I stared at it and it didn't move, but when I focused on it, it began moving again. Weird. :)

unless i missed it, i was wondering if *someone* was still going to re-do the saturday night flirt thread. and if anyone was going to show up in chat this week?

well, hope the willy isn't getting too chilly missing K to the T :eek:

know you two need time to yourselves, but just getting everyone else reminded might be helpfull for those of us without a SO to be ga ga over ;)

it just kept going, I couldn't slow it down, even with my hand completely away from the mouse.

Oh I just gotta tell this one...

Some of ya'll may remember back around February/March of this year I had a slight "incident" involving my car going straight on into a curb with the right front part of my suspension at about 25 or so...

No body damage, but did a number on my right front suspension including beating the snot out of the right front aluminum wheel...destroyed the bead on it (amazingly, the tire was still up.)

Well, for the past months since then I've been riding on three aluminum wheels and one steel wheel. Getting three steel wheels is also cheaper than buying one aluminum wheel...so...I went and got three steel's....and bought some new tires this weekend...

Well, I needed some hubcap wheel covers to go along with these steel wheels and bought them on Saturday too. In the process of putting them on, my loving dad accidently broke one of the tabs off. Now, we figured "No big Deal!" it was holding and felt tight against the wheel...

So, I'm driving home today and stopped at Giant Eagle Supermarket. Did my business and then left. On the way out, I hit some plastic. I was thinking it was just a plastic container...that which like nacho chips w/ cheese come in or stuff like that....

I stop for gas....pay and go back to my car and notice one hubcap is missing...

I put two and two together....

Yes folks, I win the Darwin Award for today as I RAN OVER MY OWN DANG HUBCAP! *LOL*

ONe of those surreal moments....

*DOAH!*

Yep, it's true folks...Jerrs computer is in the shop...again! But I do talk to him every night....so if you have something you want relayed, let me know.

PS: He said he was making holiday sigs for some members and will get to them as soon as he gets his pc back.

Thanks for the update Kat! Tell Jerry I said hey and hurry back!:)

Originally posted by Dan_Shues

Yes folks, I win the Darwin Award for today as I RAN OVER MY OWN DANG HUBCAP! *LOL*


That doesn't quite get you the Darwin Award, Dan. You didn't die because of it.

Now if you'd run over your own hubcap, skidded out of control, and fatally crashed through the plate-glass window of the same place where you originally bought it... that would qualify as a Darwin Award. ;)

So glad you didn't win it after all! :p

Thanks, Dan, for helping me with my Avatar ... now everyone can put a face with the name!!

Originally posted by Jay's Love
Thanks, Dan, for helping me with my Avatar ... now everyone can put a face with the name!!

HEY THERE YOU TWO !!!! lookin good, lookin good

love names with faces

Thanks, Trace... yeah, it's nice to know who we're talkin' to, huh!

Awesome avatar, Jay's Love! Thanks for putting it up! You both look great! :)

Thank you Scarlet-- and hey -- enjoy those flowers, girl! That's awesome!!

AHHHHH THERE SHE IS IN PERSON !!!!
Glad to see you two on here.
Looking good !!!!! :D

Hey, girlfriend! I e-mailed that pic to you too, so hopefully you got it. We had a blast at the party!

YAYYYYYY I got it....send you a reply

waiting to hear more details LOL;)

Got it -- and thanks -- you're a sweetie pie... When I have more time I'll write again -- just been buried here at the office (you mean they expect me to WORK while I'm here?? hehe....)

More later....

xxx

another major hurdle overcome :D

i finally finished cleaning out/reorganizing my shed!!! now i just have to pick up a few things the dogs scattered all over my back yard (chunks of 2x4 and such, they will chew on ANYTHING)

then all i have left outside is a few things in my driveway that i've been working on and need to put away. have more to put in my garage, and things to organize and sort through in there, but i am actually making progress. seems like i'm always running out of day before the end of my projects/chores are anywhere close to being done. :rolleyes:

Just stopping by to let you know..per special member request..the chat page now reads...

"Chatroom is open 24/7. Don't forget to stop in on Saturday evenings for FLIRT NIGHT! "

One more thing...I hate Mondays more than I hate liver and onions, I SWEAR! I would almost rather participate in Fear Factor than get out of bed on Monday morning.

Sooooo...keeping in mind it is the start of a new week, lets make this a good one? We are getting close to Christmas...a joyous season. Lets forgive and forget...and start this week fresh. Mmmmmkay?
((hugs))

kill me now, i've seen it all.

Antonio Banderas has his own cologne/toilet water/perfume/smelly stuff.

good grief, Charlie Brown


oh, i LOVE liver 'n onions :p

nessa, you, me, a platter of it, you game?

that and maybe a cheesecake to stick our faces in?

hmmmm?

i'll give ya a dollar

;)

depends on what kind ya like, i like mine nekkid, no cherries, strawberries, nuffin.

and no ma'am, we're being completely gluttonous via internet. mum's the word and the sky's the limit !!!!!


ok ok, i'll make it a buck fifty, you're breakin' me woman

well i hate liver and onions too. was forced to eat it as a child. but i do have a nekkid cheesecake sitting in my fridge. my special-to-die for recipie :D

Originally posted by Nessa
Question:

should we be nekkid to eat nekkid cheesecake?


~but baby it's cold outsiiiide~

and it seems as tho we've had an offer of FREE NEKKID CHEESECAKE. now tell me....does it GET any better than that?

I hate liver ~n~onions, too...(cold shiver) LOL

But, I do love cheescake and had a piece last Friday night, thank ya very much!:)

How do all ime new.:D

:(

If enyone fancys chating to a 20yo stud
email me plz plz plz and al come online:rolleyes:

Hi Simon....

You will see there is a new member section and also a section for personal ads... however, this is not a pickup site... if you want to get to know people, stick around and post.:)

Am not looking to pic up jus want to chat ;)

i can go for apple pie and vanilla icecream....

NEKKID CHEESECAKE !!!

i ate all the apple pie :p

and nessa and i have a decadence date just aaaannny day now, lol

I made brownies last night and topped it with Blue Bell French Vanilla ice cream, then some chocolate syrup! HMMMM boy did I over load. :D Little 3 yr. old Amber and I just lapped it up!

I can't even look at a brownie today...:confused:

Oh! Have you tried that new candy bar, "Take 5"?

We were in the grocery store on Saturday and they were handing out samples - I bought 2 right away!

They have pretzels, peanuts, peanut butter & caramel all covered in Hershey's chocolate. As far as I'm concerned, it's the perfect candy bar! Soooo yummy!!

Originally posted by Nessa
OHHHH so now it's a DATE.....hmmmmm tracey..... hmmmmm.....


will cheesecake make me fat?????

Nessa... ya better take that question to the debate thread... or war and politics, however you choose to attack it....LOL:p

Does anyone get burning up hot in the middle of the night, wake up and have to rip all their clothes off? Geez... that just happened to me... well, I didn't rip them all off but I did have to splash cold water on my face and get a drink... I just can't regulate that dang furnace!

if someone wasnt teasing me in PM's about apple pie.... i dont think i would want it this badly...so i say to that person(no names) YES YOU TRACY!!!(ok i lied so what?) your hateful and so very very mean!!!!