Call it a night?

21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's *** and honestly believe I could do it.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut
down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.

21. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my boobs.


Ahhh, good times, good times.

ROFL Tracy good stuff...

LOL Tracy!!!!! OMG...so many memories!

"15. I start every conversation with a booming,
"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

I have a friend who does this...except she says "No offense but..." We all cringe when she starts a sentence that way....

Nice one Trace! :)

This thread reminds me of the Amanda Marshall song, Sunday Morning After. Lyrics below. Can't find a link to the actual song though... where's Jerry when you need him? :D

Sunday Morning After

I woke up with a killer hangover
Hope it was worth all this pain
(I'd do it all over again)
By the time the party was over
Tequila was my claim to fame
(I couldn't remember my name)

I was dancing with Jake when I last saw my keys
That was my first mistake
'Cuz what happened to me?
I look down at my arm, baby
And something's lookin' back at me
And I cannot believe it

CHORUS:
Oh my God!-- I woke up with a snake tattoo
Oh my God!-- and I think that my tongue's pierced, too
Oh my God!-- Oh my God!
It's the Sunday morning after
And baby, who the hell are you?!

I remember yelling, "Hey, DJ!
"Jack the volume, I love this song!"
(And then it all gets hazy)
And my clothes are selling on e-Bay
And I don't know what I'm gonna put on
(Where were my friends to save me?)

I blacked out, I came to
And it's all such a blur
Had a blast, I assume
But I'm really not sure
Exactly where am I now, baby?
Wake up and tell me your name
'Cuz this is insane

CHORUS

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
My alter ego took over and took me on a fantasy ride
You can take me anywhere twice
But the second time will be to apologize

CHORUS x 2

Where am I...?, What am I...?, Who am I...?, How am I...?,
How did I...?... (x2)

Originally posted by Jlojsuperman
LMAO I have been looking for a link for that song and I havent found one. *hangs head in shame*

Jerrhas let you down lol

Oh good, so it wasn't just me being incompetent. If you can't find a link then I really doubt I could. ;)

Scarletforgives the Jerrmeister (hugs!)

lol, yup brought back SOME memories. i ain't admitting to all of that, no sir, :D

our problem was .....we always had a person go home with somebody and if we came in two cars......omg, we were like that ant on ANTZ that the leaf falls in front of and he yells, "I'm Lost !"

totally threw our car seating arrangement. looking back, i don't really understand why, lmao

and aye, i got a wee bit of the Irish in me blood.

cept for the time that i was at the bar with 2 guy friends. called my apartment, there was a party there (?) and i said, "somebody come get meeeee!" and i walked out on my tab. no more 'sex on the beach' for Trace since that night. i was so ashamed i never went back there, lol

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.



OMG, thats me!:D I've lost track of the number of time's I've woken the next morning to a cringeingly embaressing memory of me doing my strip number!

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
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14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.

Yikes! I remember waking up staring down at the coiled up hose, out under the camilia bush!



16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

Hehe :p numerous times on this one.

I must say, during my long years of being a party animal, all of these things happened at some point. YEEEEEHAAAAA ! Your post made me crack up Tracy. I loved it.

It helps when everyone else is in an advanced stage of intoxication. Beware of that one person who says "oh! I can have fun with only Coca Cola, don't need alcohol" and then remembers everything you did and said.

It happened to me once, when I had just met my one and only ex-young man for the first time at a festival. A colleague walked up to me and said "so when are we going to see you dance topless on a table again?" I just burst out laughing and had to explain to my young man that this was a long time ago, which is true by the way. I was even married then and got carried away only with good friends and my husband thought it was very funny.

So much fun, good old days...

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me

I must admit that this has been making me laugh all afternoon. It's so true.

The worst is when you run into the geek again weeks later who's as sober as he was during the party (Coca Cola is gooood) and wants to discuss philosophy with you based on the illuminated discussion from that famous night. Help !!!!

Originally posted by greeneyedgirl
21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...


5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me
just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

Ahhh, good times, good times.

Guilty, guilty, guilty...

OMG, this made me laugh outloud!

tee hee, glad you ladies enjoyed it as much as me. one of my college gal-pals sent it to me. :D