Dear Santa...

Since it's getting close to Christmas, I thought maybe we could post our letters to Santa on this thread. Who knows, maybe jolly old St. Nick is a lurker (Mrs. Claus still looks good, I bet they're secretly a OM/YW!). ;)

Oh, according to Canada Post, you can send your snail-mail letters to Santa at the following address:

S. Claus
North Pole, Nunavut
Canada H0H 0H0


(Cute, no?) :cool:

Dear Santa;

May I please have a car that will run well between Southern OR and Northern WA at least twice a month?

And a boyfriend?

OR if you'd just like me to take care of that myself, the winning Mega Millions lottery number for Tuesday?

Dear Santa,

As you know, I've tried to be a very good girl this year. I'm not sure how you'd weigh in on the "Good" scale all the dishes I broke during an extended temper tantrum very early in the year, but I cite extenuating circumstances due to my sexually incontinent ex-husband running off with two other women. Besides, I cleaned all the shards out of the cats' water dish immediately, so I hope that gets me some brownie points.

Anyway, assuming I'm on your "Good" list, it would be great if you could squeeze in one or more of these items on your sleigh.

1) Goldenhawke. No need to wrap him, it'll save me time. ;)

2) A reasonable dayshift work schedule. I've been there nearly three years, so it'd be nice...

3) An exercise program I can be enthusiastic about.

4) Motivation. (You know what for, and I'm not referring to #3.)

5) The ability to eat the occasional chocolate or ice cream cone without it going straight to my hips.

6) A brain implant that would allow me to figure out numbers, do math quickly, and automatically balance my budget.

7) A minor tweak on my sweet, darling cats so they don't cough up hairballs on the bed or the area rug anymore.

8) To see the Northern Lights! Just once!

9) A million dollars, a new car, a beautiful house in the woods and a yearly trip to Ireland. (Hey, a girl's gotta dream, right?) ;)

Thanks very much Santa, and all my love to Mrs. Claus and Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph and all the elves. Hope the polar bears didn't get into your garbage much this year, and wave at NORAD for me.

Very sincerely yours (you jolly old flirt, you!),
ScarletHawke.

Dear Santa:

I'm not asking for much, but if you'd just talk to Mother Nature and ask her to bring some snow... a light dusting will do... I'd be very grateful. You see, it'd be so nice to spend Christmas Eve by the fire, with the ground covered in white. Egg Nog on the back porch and my son on piano, this first year in our new house.

No need for presents... just snow, please, to add to the atmosphere of a perfect Christmas.

~phosphorescent

Originally posted by fos4snt
Dear Santa:

I'm not asking for much, but if you'd just talk to Mother Nature and ask her to bring some snow... a light dusting will do... I'd be very grateful. You see, it'd be so nice to spend Christmas Eve by the fire, with the ground covered in white. Egg Nog on the back porch and my son on piano, this first year in our new house.

No need for presents... just snow, please, to add to the atmosphere of a perfect Christmas.

~phosphorescent

Fos you can have all the snow we get up here :)

Dear Santa:

I've been decent this year.

all i want for christmas is:

happy kids
my ex's checking account to be overdrawn
enough money to pay the bills
Lewis nakey in my bed


please and thank you.

p.s. i'll put some bourbon in the cabinet above the frig for you

yours truly

Tracy
(UNLESS i did something wrong, in that case, this is Marsha)

1. to be naked in Tracy Bed...
2.Naked in her bed
3. naked in her bed
4. naked in her bed
5. naked in her bed

Hey Santa...

Remember all those years I left out a bottle of beer and mom's home baked cookies for you?

Well, since you were selfish and never gave me that remote controlled car (and probably kept it so that you and your elf friends could do big jumps off ice ramps)...I want those beer and cookies back tenfold!

It's no wonder you have that beer belly! *LOL*

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Hey Santa...

Remember all those years I left out a bottle of beer and mom's home baked cookies for you?

Well, since you were selfish and never gave me that remote controlled car (and probably kept it so that you and your elf friends could do big jumps off ice ramps)...I want those beer and cookies back tenfold!

It's no wonder you have that beer belly! *LOL*

p.s. if it WASN'T you that took the beer and cookies or the r/c car....that was Marsha too and not Dan :)

Originally posted by kimmy
Wow -- i loved reading your lists -- but who is that man . . . just a sec . . . Darkest Hours -- you have a one tract mind -- but an easily doable list.:D


DarkestHour = ma baby

and yup, easily doable, if santa would deliver.

dang ldr :p

lol

Dear Santa,

All I really want for myself is this handsome man that's sitting beside me in this avatar. He and I have been through so many struggles together in the past year. We are due for some happiness. So, please help him get that visa as quickly as possible, so that we can finally begin our lives together.

For my mom, I just want her to have a healthy Christmas. Her eyes have given her so much trouble this fall that she has literally been blind from corneal ulcerations. I just want her vision to be well enough that she can get out an enjoy herself, especially when we go driving to look at Christmas lights.

I want for my son to finally get his act together at college and realize that his job and his fraternity are NOT supposed to be his priorities. :rolleyes:

And, finally, please help me make this a special Christmas for my daughter. This will be our last Christmas before Remi arrives and I want it to be extra special for her.

Don't worry, she'll make sure and leave the cookies and egg nog on the coffee table, as always.

love,
Katrina

Santa Baby,

Health and Happiness for my loved ones and myself.

The chance to meet, and give an unforgettable ;) send-off to a special someone, before his cute butt is sent off to Afganistan for Uncle Sam.

Otherwise, eh.. I'm good. :cool:

Thank you,
Gen

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Wow guys -- this is a great thread so far. I love reading all your letters. There's a lot of excellent requests, lots of humour... and a lot of love.

:)

I just want to THANK Santa for his gifts he has already given me... great results from both my kids in their exams!

Dear Santa,
Ok, so I haven't been good, (but I'm really good at being bad..does that count?;)
I already have what I want most this year, when I wake on Christmas morning, Streff will be there next to me, and when I go to sleep at night, he'll be there too ( although if he got down on bended knee at some point, that would definately put the icing on the cake:) ), so can I please just ask for a happy Christmas, no fighting kids, no disasters in the kitchen, just everyone enjoying themselves and being nice to each other?
Oh, and a small lottery win so I know I can pay the bills all next year would be good too!:D

Dear Santa,

I have not been the best person this year, but I haven't been the worst either. I want to ask for a merry christmas for my kids who aren't perfect little angels but love me no matter what, and happiness and better health for my mother who has been there a lot for me the past couple of years.

I would also like to ask for a job soon too, so I can give back to the ones that have helped me so much this past year.

And one other thing Santa......love from a special someone that has a heart as big as mine. He doesn't have to be perfect, but has as much love to give someone as I do.

Thank you,

Raveness

'sup santa,

i know i may not have been the best this past year, but i am working on it, k?

i know that you are more into delivering *things* for christmas, but if you have any connections with the powers that be, this is what i would like for christmas

i would love:
-all the people here to get their wishes. even the unposted ones and especially the ones that *certain* people need to make their upcoming union with their SOs special :)

-my friend's husband to get a really good job. they have been really struggling for way too long. they are really good people and deserve so much more.

-if the people that owe me money could mannage to get it paid back. i'm really working on the being too big of a sap thing. must maintain will power.

-to get a good job. really need to alieviate some of this stress i've been under and keep a postive attitude.

-to not spend christmas eve alone. it is the one time i really feel is for being with family, and i don't know yet if i will be able to spend it with my kids.

-to find someone who i get those all-too-well-known lightening bolts over. but who is capable of loving me back in the way i just know deep down that i deserve.

-to be able to give my kids some semblance of a christmas. that everything goes well so we can make the trip to see my family.

-that the weather holds so i can get done all the things i need to and make the afore mentioned trip a breeze.


if all that is too tall of an order, then just check out the BOB i mentioned on the sexually speaking thread. ;)

Originally posted by wildndthing
if all that is too tall of an order, then just check out the BOB i mentioned on the sexually speaking thread. ;)

Dang it.....I forgot to put that on my dear Santa list........lol

Dear Santa,

You know Ive been a very very good girl this year, probably TOO good..but here's my list. And thank you Santa.

For my son I'd like for him to continue to feel how good school can be for him and how he can make things change and happen if he tries hard.
For my mom, I want her business to get off the ground and I want her to enjoy being creative and have folks pay an arm and a leg for her ideas! For her hubby I want his business to continue to do very well, and I hope that his mother has a good year health and happiness-wise(she's like 90).
I want my brother Damien wherever he may be to be happy and healthy and the same for my brother John--and also perhaps a girlfriend because at 25 I do believe he's very ready!
*For my dad to be able to make a lot of his ideas become real, and making it $ real big would be a plus too.

Mmmmkkayyy Santa and what is it that *I* want?

*to continue to enjoy my job and co-workers and be appreciated and recognized.

*to get a good raise and bonus and maybe that cash award which was requested for me but "lost"

*to move to a nice apartment and get new stuff in spring.

*to continue to enjoy the true friendships Ive cultivated in my life the second half of this year (thank you!) and make more

*to get re-motivated to eat properly and begin to work out again
and the great biggie:

*to have a loving, honest and sincere relationship with a man who is capable of accepting and giving much much much love (and VERY HOT SEX). I think maybe I met him...but I could be wrong (or totally A55-BACKWARD), so a lil help here is extremely appreciated!

k, I think Im done Santa!! I know thats a lot of stuff, but Ive got faith in you. Luv ya!
~Ravenglow

Dear Santa,

With so many requests made of you Santa your heart must ache trying to fullfill their needs to bring each one happiness.... you must have an awful long prayer list.......

Do you have a direct line to God?

Love,
Sora

hey santa,

looks like you've gotten an early start on the list i left you. thanks for the *magic* in getting the wedding plans on track for some certain couples :D and for the *magic* in making it possible for other couples to be able to get together :cool:

thanks for the good weather we've been having and for the ambition to be making progress on my projects.

know you been busy, and these things are really appreciated by those receiving them.

xoxoxo

Originally posted by Raveness
I would also like to ask for a job soon too, so I can give back to the ones that have helped me so much this past year.

And one other thing Santa......love from a special someone that has a heart as big as mine. He doesn't have to be perfect, but has as much love to give someone as I do.

Thank you,

Raveness

Well ya'll looks like Santa came early this year!!!!! I just got a call this morning, I start work on MONDAY!!!!!

Also, I have met someone that is absolutely wonderful......(with fingers crossed) he could very well be the "really special someone" that I have been waiting a very long time for. Not jumping the gun here though.......taking things really easy........but I must say he is wonderful.

Thank you Santa!!!!!!!!

Thats AWESOME Raveness!! Congrats on both accounts and Merry Christmas!

Originally posted by ravenglow
Thats AWESOME Raveness!! Congrats on both accounts and Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to you too Ravenglow......and thank you......today I am just a bundle of nerves........excited, happy and fearful all going at the same time........lol. Feel like I am about to jump out of my skin......lol. It has definately been a great day.

Now it's your turn....I pass my good fortune to you. (hugs)

Thanks Raveness!!! I really *NEED* the good fortune youve passed on :D
Doesnt anyone else have a letter to Santa?