Dan_Shues
12-12-2004, 05:50 PM
Yeah Yeah Yeah, this ain't the music forum...but this is for comedic value. *LOL*
This is from Ray Steven's....who is a country artist who also happens to do alot of comedy and parody songs as well. Most of it is to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"...and it's called "Little Drummer Boy Next Door"
*Snoring and then drums*
What is this noise I hear?
Rump-a-pum-pum
This pounding in my ear?
Rump-a-pum-pum
It sounds exactly an atom bomb!
And I believe that it is coming from...Rump-a-pum-pum...Rump-a-pum-pum...next door!
It's Christmas morning a day of peace
But it sounds more like war in the middle east!
I hear those rifle shots...
the cannons roar!
I just don't know if I can take any more.....
of this noise
From this drummer boy....Next door
Now there are lots of Christmas presents...
To give to little boys.
Toy trains and boats and planes and games
that don't make any noise!
But if he had to have an instrument...
a keyboard would be good!
He could practice with his headphones...
there'd be peace in the neighborhod!
[Silence]
Oh wait! What is this silence?
Has he broken his arm? [Laughter]
I really do not wish the boy any harm!
Oh no, I guess he was just taking a rest!
I'm calling 911!! To make an arrest!
There's no Christmas joy..
with this drummer boy...Next door!!
[Crashing and yelling]
I hear the drums go crashing into the street
His dad is screaming...
even he needs relief!
Perhaps we can finally get some sleep
And restore Christmas....
as a day of peace!
[Trumpets]
Oh-oh...OH NO! What kind of a sadistic idiot...
Would buy a kid a set of drums AND a trumpet for christmas
This is...this is the last straw!
I'm calling my lawyer!
I'm sorry!! But there should be some thoughts about being a good neighbor
Talk about being inconsiderate!
HEY! HEY! HEY YOU TONE DEAF LITTLE YARD APE! PREPARE TO FACE CHARGES!!
This is from Ray Steven's....who is a country artist who also happens to do alot of comedy and parody songs as well. Most of it is to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"...and it's called "Little Drummer Boy Next Door"
*Snoring and then drums*
What is this noise I hear?
Rump-a-pum-pum
This pounding in my ear?
Rump-a-pum-pum
It sounds exactly an atom bomb!
And I believe that it is coming from...Rump-a-pum-pum...Rump-a-pum-pum...next door!
It's Christmas morning a day of peace
But it sounds more like war in the middle east!
I hear those rifle shots...
the cannons roar!
I just don't know if I can take any more.....
of this noise
From this drummer boy....Next door
Now there are lots of Christmas presents...
To give to little boys.
Toy trains and boats and planes and games
that don't make any noise!
But if he had to have an instrument...
a keyboard would be good!
He could practice with his headphones...
there'd be peace in the neighborhod!
[Silence]
Oh wait! What is this silence?
Has he broken his arm? [Laughter]
I really do not wish the boy any harm!
Oh no, I guess he was just taking a rest!
I'm calling 911!! To make an arrest!
There's no Christmas joy..
with this drummer boy...Next door!!
[Crashing and yelling]
I hear the drums go crashing into the street
His dad is screaming...
even he needs relief!
Perhaps we can finally get some sleep
And restore Christmas....
as a day of peace!
[Trumpets]
Oh-oh...OH NO! What kind of a sadistic idiot...
Would buy a kid a set of drums AND a trumpet for christmas
This is...this is the last straw!
I'm calling my lawyer!
I'm sorry!! But there should be some thoughts about being a good neighbor
Talk about being inconsiderate!
HEY! HEY! HEY YOU TONE DEAF LITTLE YARD APE! PREPARE TO FACE CHARGES!!