Funny things your kids say or do

Funny things your kids say or do should provoke some laughter I thought.


Last week my 3 year old and I were in the local coffee shop. My ever social butterfy struck up a conversation with an older gentlemen who at the end of the conversation aske to give my son a dollar to get himself a treat. I said sure. He didn't want a doughnut so he put it in his pocket for later.


Fast forward to the next morning in the hockey arena. He is standing in the bleachers with his dad and the other dads. He pulls this Loonie out and says "look I got a woonie dad!" my husband says "wow you do, where did you get that?!" to which my little on replies

" from the other guy!"
(bahahbhahaha tears rolling)

I was standing there and all I could think to say was " Jason! that was shush money!"

~Jenna

A Loonie is a Canadian dollar. Alittle bigger than a silver dollar.


And a Woonie is code for loonie. The W stands in for and L as my little guy doesn't pronounce L's very well. Really cute sounding though.
~Jenna

This is some years ago... we where celebrating New Year at my fathers house.
I think my daughter was about 5 years old at the time.
we where sitting at the table having new years dinner and the she said: "Mom!!! I think God will be very happy today!". I laught and said:"why do you think that?" And she said: Cause we are sending him a lot of fireworks tonight!"

my daughter rachel was asked once "did you sit on santa's lap?" and she thought for a moment and then said , "No I sat on his knees." lol

My son had the most funny sayings. He said "but Ill be by my lone" when he thought no one would play with him. He said everything in the number of 52, hundred thousand, it was 52 hundred thousand this and that. And when he would get in trouble or get spatted, he would yell YOU GIVE ME NO JOY!!!, which was my favorite and we still laugh about that.

Once my nieghbors cows were getting out of his fence, and he couldnt find the place where they were escaping. On the cows ears are tags, that contain medicine....and for identification. Anyway, my son was about 4 and he was listening to the men discuss this, and he said 'I know how they got out." Well everything got quiet cause they thought maybe he had seen something. lol He said you know that tag on their ears? And they said yes, he said there is a key in there, and they use it to unlock the gate. LOL

We have 6 flags over texas here and there are flags waving....well a new church was erected in our area and for a while they had all these flags our front....my son said , That is 6 flags over JESUS!!!

something my friend's son said to her upon seeing her get out of the shower....(he was 4)

pointing at the private area, he says "mom, why do you have whiskers down there?"

:p

Okay, this may be a situation that you had to be there or not?

I had to pee really badly and I was doing the pee pee dance and all. My 9 yr old. says to me " why don't you just use one of the tampon thingy's that should hold it in eh?" WELL! I never! Even thought about him knowing what tampons are let alone if a tampon could actually be used for such a thing. LOL!

I tried to no avail, to explain what a tampon was. He had no interest and was satisfied with my snickering that his suggestion wouldn't "hold up".

~Jenna

That's a pretty inventive son you've got! Sounds like a regular little "MacGyver" (if you remember the old TV show). I can just imagine trying to explain to him how it wouldn't work. Pretty funny!

Lucky for me he didn't wanna know!

Just amazed at how kids see things. Daily amazement.

~Jenna

My son asked me what an orgasm for women was. lol This was when he was about 13. I said maybe you would like to ask your dad (he has always been open with me, but I thought maybe his dad would want to answer this one) .

He said MOM!!!
Dad doesnt know what an orgasm is, he knows nothing about women!!! It was hard not to laugh let me tell you!

Anyway I told him and he said, oh okay I thought that was what it was .....yeah riiiight.

This same kid this year in church (he is 15 now) was reading a scripture in Sunday School Class and said instead of "Gentiles" said "Genitalia" The whole class cracked up including the teacher. LOL

Histarically LMAO!!! out of the mouth of babes!

~Jenna

I still don't get what that means. I always thought it had something to do with self pleasure:o


My son to me on talking about the Christmas play he was in for school: "MOM! I gotta be totally nuetered!" He meant to say totally natural! I of course could not explain that right away as I was laughing so hard.

You can imagine the appalled look he had when I did manage to tell him what being nuetered was. My man didn't help of course, he insisted we do "nueter" him;)

Or how about the bank card talk? Anyone have this with their kids? You know where they think that you can just whip it out and VOILA! Money!! My son insisted that I go get him one.

I had several arguements over the cable guy as well. You do realize that you can just call him up and he will come put Scooby on your t.v. right? I thought not. After we moved we had to wait for the cable guy to come hook us up. He came and my very impressionable 3 yrd old (now 9) was dumbstruck. Everytime he wanted to watch Scooby Doo and he wasn't on he would bring me the phone so I could just have the cable guy come and get Scooby to come on. This went on for over a year. I have no idea why it stopped. I am now working on my other 3 yrd old who thinks I am Queen of the sattelite and can just make cartoons appear at will. His will not mine.

~Jenna

I know, its been explained to me. I just don't get it:p

~Jenna

hmmmm here's one....one of my 3 yr. old boys in daycare said on Friday...."I'm gonna marry my MOM." (I always loved when my OWN children said they were gonna marry me....it didn't last long=), but it was sweet!) One of the 5 yr. olds then said, "Boys CAN'T marry your MOM silly!" The 3 yr. old replied...."why not?....my daddy did!" I told his mother later that she should be proud of her 'worthiness'...just wait until they turn 11 and make you drop them off 3 blocks BEFORE you get to school so they duns have to be embarrassed being SEEN with u:)

I took my son to Long John Silvers when he was 3...((long John Silvers is a fast food fish place: for those who have never heard of it before))
I said,"please Levi, please eat your hush puppies", he replied,"that's not puppies! that's dog food!"
I thought it funny anyway..
kids are so funny!
Yvette
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One time when my oldest daughter was very little, she had got a bill from her grandmother....and one day when I was changing her bed i found it under her pillow in two pieces. I went to her and asked her why she had done that... and she answered me with that now that she had two of them she could get twice as much in the store....

*wishing this was true* lol

My daughter has said so many funny things over the years that I started keeping a journal of her sayings, but now I can't find my journal! It's around here somewhere.

Anyway, just have to tell you what she did to her brother yesterday.

My daughter is 11 and my son turns 21 on the 28th of this month. We had just gotten home from driving to his campus 90 miles north of here to bring him home for the weekend. We were all sleepy from the drive, so I took a nap in my bedroom and my son laid down on the couch.

Well, my daughter wasn't so sleepy after all. She was sitting at the end of the couch nearest his feet. It turns out that while he was sleeping, she drew "tattoos" all over both of his ankles! She drew little cartoons, some of which were saying things (they had those little bubbles over their heads like cartoons do when they are talking). I can't remember now what all they said, but what's really funny is that he didn't even notice she had done this until hours later, after we got home from a very late dinner and shopping. Probably something like 6 hours later. And she kept it a secret the whole time while she just waited for him to notice. I wish I had been that creative when I was a little girl in order to pay my 4 brothers back for all the pranks they played on me.

the little devil :p

Originally posted by whiterose
My daughter has said so many funny things over the years that I started keeping a journal of her sayings, but now I can't find my journal! It's around here somewhere.

Anyway, just have to tell you what she did to her brother yesterday.

My daughter is 11 and my son turns 21 on the 28th of this month. We had just gotten home from driving to his campus 90 miles north of here to bring him home for the weekend. We were all sleepy from the drive, so I took a nap in my bedroom and my son laid down on the couch.

Well, my daughter wasn't so sleepy after all. She was sitting at the end of the couch nearest his feet. It turns out that while he was sleeping, she drew "tattoos" all over both of his ankles! She drew little cartoons, some of which were saying things (they had those little bubbles over their heads like cartoons do when they are talking). I can't remember now what all they said, but what's really funny is that he didn't even notice she had done this until hours later, after we got home from a very late dinner and shopping. Probably something like 6 hours later. And she kept it a secret the whole time while she just waited for him to notice. I wish I had been that creative when I was a little girl in order to pay my 4 brothers back for all the pranks they played on me.

the little devil :p
:eek:

i'm 21! i'm glad she's not MY sister, lol. who knows what else she'd come up with.:rolleyes:

"I told his mother later that she should be proud of her 'worthiness'...just wait until they turn 11 and make you drop them off 3 blocks BEFORE you get to school so they duns have to be embarrassed being SEEN with u"


I remember that well singalu lol

My son was about 5 and when the girls would get dropped off at junior high, he would yell, HUG MOM and they would run from me, lol He would say I will always hug mom, I dont care who is looking.....well when he went to junior high, I reminded him of that, and he said MOM are our windows tinted really good? Can anyone see through here. lol