brian_trash 10-07-2002, 01:55 AM 27 yr old dood software developer from texas seeks.........oh hell, who knows
things i might acutally enjoy: film, music, graphic art, food, philosophy, computers, technology, love, giant robots, literature, fashion design, real women, interior design (no, not gay), wicker
tv channels i might actually turn to: history, discovery, home and garden (for christs sakes, still not gay), pbs, cartoon network
foods i have been known to eat (ouch, passive voice): yes
goals i have left in life: to buy that damn house!, to own that damn eames chair!, and to fall in friggin love dammit! (and maybe even talk to her this time :) )
ladies, i need some love here, i mean love with the big L, as in Love. stimulate my little grey cells! make me glad to be alive! dammit, make my mouth water when i think about you! is this too much to ask? i dont think so
so please, ladies, step up, spin the wheel, go for the gusto, just do it, be like mike, and for gods sakes, grab that brass ring, just remember not to tug it
oh and whoever tells me where "little grey cells" comes from gets one really really rather large cookie
Shewolf 10-07-2002, 03:34 AM __________________________________________________ _
oh and whoever tells me where "little grey cells" comes from gets one really really rather large cookie
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"little grey cells" ........According to my sources ........... .First used by crime writer Agatha Christie in 'The mysterious affair at Styles' and always associated with her detective character Hercule Poirot
Sheeeeeeeeeesh the lengths a girl will go to to get her paws on a cookie ........ Hope after all this it is a Double chocolate chip
:D :D :D :D :D :D
southerngal 10-07-2002, 06:53 AM OMG Brian:
I was ROLLING by the time i got through reading your ad!!!!! You are SOO funny!!So does Shewolf get the cookie? lol You sound like a great guy with an awesome sense of humor. Very well rounded. And no, those arent gay traits, just being in tune with your sensitive side;) nothing wrong with that!! Thanks for telling us something about ya - sounds like those women up in north TX dont know what they're missing!! Good luck in your quest...
Southerngal
kyrianne 10-07-2002, 02:55 PM Agatha Christie??? geez louise...I figured little grey cells came from two big grey cells that found the big L brian is looking for and ran off somewhere to plant their picket fences around properties and form their own cell blocks! Kinda presumed that they named the little grey cells something like Penn Cell or Imba Cell or maybe even Clarence Cell....~sighs~ Ah well....guess I can put my glass of milk back into the fridge.
suicideblonde 10-07-2002, 05:35 PM as I too was laughing out loud at your ad. I guess Gypsy Rose Lee (do you know who she was??) was correct when she said that "You gotta have a gimmick..." for if that ad does not "real 'em in" , I don't know what will! We all know that laughter and wit is one of the better ways to a woman's heart! hhmmm as well as being knowledgeable about home and garden things, perhaps....
At any rate, good luck to ya!
Telimena 10-07-2002, 06:52 PM Welcome aboard, Brian, and have my first prize for funny and intelligent (intelligent and funny) way of expressing yourself ! :)
Another smilie :p goes to you for bringing a sunny weather to our souls (mine actually kinda sad lately..).
I specifically liked a paragraph revealing to the world what you like, where LOVE and REAL WOMEN are just threwn in - among other interests of yours..
I can imagine you arriving for a weekend on the camp in sport clothes and sneakers and - when the moment comes - surprising your lady by producing a bottle of champagne and 2 crystal glasses and from nowhere - a red, velvety rose.. And suddenly a camp becomes a luxury palace and she's breathless.. and sooo amazed...
I wish you luck on your way to happiness and I bet, it won't take you long to get there... Share it with us then... :)
Princessdy 10-09-2002, 08:04 AM Can I keep you Brian :cool:
Princessdy (alias dyan)
HotCaramel 10-09-2002, 11:27 PM Southern, you bet I was laughing also. So had to get my nosey self in. Welcome Brian.
And put on your catcher's glove, cause here it comes........................ the big L you asked for:
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IS ALL THERE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p
brian_trash 11-03-2002, 07:58 PM ......................................uh hem.............doodty doodty dooo........
bump
brian_trash 11-30-2002, 07:02 PM bump
Dragonfly Kisst 12-01-2002, 08:04 PM I owe you a bump, that was an enlightening chat last night... :D :D :D
Sheeshhh ! Brian!!!,,,,,it's a wonder you can catch your breath after all dem *damns... hehehe! Maybe you outa give that list to Santa,,,, j/k Brian ,,,hope you have some luck here finding a lady friend, and welcome! Ham sandwich sounds good about now! Seal_:) :D http://hstrial-avale.homestead.com/files/catdesks.gif
brian_trash 12-18-2002, 09:02 AM bump
brian_trash 02-10-2003, 11:47 PM woot woot
SherwoodSpirit 02-22-2003, 07:12 PM To the top with you, Cute Stuff. :)
C'mon girls! If I wasn't already attached...
~Val
brian_trash 06-21-2003, 09:59 PM bump
and no, nothing stupendous has come from this add yet, except for some great friends =)
but just friends
brian
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yellowrose 06-25-2003, 01:50 AM So Brian,
Are you staying out of trouble these days? :p
Barbara
I'm bumping you up as well Bri, for having one of the better user names on here :D
Brian_Trash, lol.
;)
His jokey name and humour should say enough about him :)
Good luck Brian :)
micky
brian_trash 09-21-2003, 08:33 PM a shameless bump for myself
btw, this post has been up here so long I am now 28
good lord
Sorry we missed it! Hope you had a great bash when you turned 28! :D
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