Funny Stuff

Sitting on the floor, eye-level with dog Candy, I let an itsy-bitsy little poop. Well! She sat up, her head went up, her ears went up, and she tilted her head! "What?" I said indignantly, "It was just a little poop!" But she was still shocked! So I said apologetically, "Excuse me." And she relaxed.

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LMAO Chatters. A poop?? LOL You're funny.

LOL, Whiterose!!! The term "poop" caused confusion to some readers (well really only ONE, who shall remain nameless), so I have come up with a new term: air-poop. I hope this will avoid any confusion in the future!!

This one I read in the newspaper (love that section at the end of "Marmaduke" where people write in about their pets):

Woman had two Highland Terriers. When they both wanted the same toy, the one that was losing the tug of war would go to the door and ring the bell that was there for them to signal they wanted to go out). The other dog would drop the toy and run to door, ready to go out, as the first dog ran
back to the living room and grabbed the toy!

LOL Chatter... our dog Maci is terrified of farts... she'll run out of the room like its on fire if someone lets one go!

ROFL, Marcy!!! It's always nice to hear that there are stranger dogs out there than mine!!! OMG I am so laughing!!

LOL Chatter... our dog Maci is terrified of farts... she'll run out of the room like its on fire if someone lets one go!

Marcy, it's been nine hours since I read this and I STILL laugh out loud, to the point of tears, everytime of think of this! I can picture it so clearly!!!

Another poop story, only this one is about a real poop:

I had a dog, Spike, that ate cat poop. I tried everything: soap in his mouth when he did it; Tabasco sauce on the cat poop in the litter box. Nothing helped. He'd come out, happy as a clam, chewing with big chews like he had a mouthful of bubblegum!

One day, a very, very proper lady came to my home - I mean PROPER: hat, white gloves, the whole bit. So here's me, trying to impress her, serving her tea (NOT kidding). She liked dogs and Spike liked her (a lot, obviously) and after a few minutes of attention from her, Spike ran into the room with the litter box, run back into the living room, gave it a few good chews, and dropped a cat poop right in her lap!
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True story. I almost died!!!! What reminded me of it was the mention of strong perfumes in another thread. After that, I began to spray the litter box with an extremely strong perfume from Spain (Andamo, I think) and Spike finally left the cat poop alone!!!!

Omg that is hilarious! LOL

Reminds me of this single picture comic I saw once about the cat bringing his beloved owner lady his prized mouse by dropping it into her open-mouthed slumber! LOL

Another poop story, only this one is about a real poop:

I had a dog, Spike, that ate cat poop. I tried everything: soap in his mouth when he did it; Tabasco sauce on the cat poop in the litter box. Nothing helped. He'd come out, happy as a clam, chewing with big chews like he had a mouthful of bubblegum!

One day, a very, very proper lady came to my home - I mean PROPER: hat, white gloves, the whole bit. So here's me, trying to impress her, serving her tea (NOT kidding). She liked dogs and Spike liked her (a lot, obviously) and after a few minutes of attention from her, Spike ran into the room with the litter box, run back into the living room, gave it a few good chews, and dropped a cat poop right in her lap!
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True story. I almost died!!!! What reminded me of it was the mention of strong perfumes in another thread. After that, I began to spray the litter box with an extremely strong perfume from Spain (Andamo, I think) and Spike finally left the cat poop alone!!!!

OMG Chatters, I had a dog that did the same thing! She was a little chihuahua mix. Only problem was, at first, we didn't know she was doing this. Her favorite place to hide her....ahem...."treasures" was in between the cushions on the sofa. EWWWWWWWWWWWW. I found them when I vacuumed under the cushions. :eek: We had to eventually put up a gate to the area where the litterbox was housed. The cats could jump over it, but little Noko Marie was too short to make the jump.. thank God.

OMG, Whiterose, "treasures" --- I'm so laughing!!!!!!!!!

Oh! I just remembered another part of my story -- After I tried "washing his mouth out with soap," (a practice that seems totally barbaric to me now, and one that I do NOT recommend) Spike decided that he LIKED soap and from then on, I could not leave soap in the bathtub where he could get to it! Serves me right.

Preparing lunch today. I dropped a teeny bit of chicken. I called out, "Candy, come here! It's your lucky day." Without missing a beat, that dog came in from the living room and made a bee-line straight to the piece of chicken that was out of her vision (I was still standing in the same place in front of it). Now how the heck did she do that? Doggie radar??? :p

OMG, Chatter, your stories are hysterically funny.

Many years ago I had a black Labrador mix. He frequently would pass wind, look at his rear end as if to say, "did that really come from me?" :eek: Plus animals do get embarrassed by certain things.

Oh, BrownEyedLady, thank you so much for that great belly laugh! I am having a terrible internet-problems day and your post made me laugh out loud. I knew a dog that would do that. Not only would he look at the source with surprise but then he would go down and sniff and then look around in bewilderment!!!!!!! Perhaps your dog did this also, but you did not want to be quite so graphic? :p

OMG, Chatter, you're right. I had forgotten, not only did that dog pass wind, sniff, but would sniff at least a second time, and then would get up and move to another area. I guess he thought he was getting away from his own odor. LOL :eek:

AGAIN!!! I am on my way to bed and I NEEDED a good laugh BAD and again, you were there for me!! THANKS!! 'nite!

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here's my funny lazy cat:

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Mano, that is both funny and gross!! :D

Mano, I will not comment on the cat with the tongue, but I will say that that picture of your cat that looks like he's smiling is too purrfect!