Alternative sites list

Recently, Agelesslove.com has had an influx of new members who came to us with misconceptions regarding our site and its membership. In an effort to prevent this, the moderation staff has decided to provide a list of “alternative” sites at which the interests of these people might be better served. This list is not yet complete (we welcome additions and suggestions from the membership), but here is a partial listing:

1. If you are married and just here looking for someone to validate your desire for an illicit affair, then don't even join here...try www.scumbagsRus.com

2. If you're only here to let the world know just how long your schlong is, then spare us; no one here really wants or needs that information. You’ll find a much more receptive audience at www.desperatehoes.com

3. If your only interest is in discussing polygamy, racism, and having anal sex with overweight, ugly, democratic women, then pass on us here at Agelesslove; www.harrison24/7.com is a much better fit for you.

4. If you are a previous member banned from Agelesslove and are trying to sneak back in purely to cause problems here, you must first register at www.getalife.com and successfully complete their 67-step program, provide us with your completion certificate (in triplicate), and post a $5000.00 security deposit (cash only and non-refundable in the event you are ever moderated again for any reason) with the site administrator.

5. If you are an out-of-shape, married, 50+ year-old male hoping to get one of our female members to “pump a little air back into your tire” late at night by passing yourself off as a single, 24 year-old hard-bodied hunk, then be forewarned that your agelesslove.com membership automatically includes registration at www.didyoureallythinkshewouldntfindout?.com and www.I'mscrewed.com, and that you’ll be spending quite a lot of time at those sites in the very near future.

I know I will look dumb but that the heck is a "schlong"?
I know...those french people. :rolleyes:

A penis, Faith...a penis


oooh! :o
Thanks Anima.

LMFAO... can we get a pin plz?????!? In every single forum?????

:D (((stan)))

Ok, passed the embarassment of not knowing what a "schlong" was now I am LMAO!!!!!
Great post Last1
:cool:

LOL STan Your the best!!!

5. If you are an out-of-shape, married, 50+ year-old male hoping to get one of our female members to “pump some little air back into your tire” late at night by passing yourself off as a single, 24 year-old hard-bodied hunk, then be forewarned that your agelesslove.com membership automatically includes registration at www.didyoureallythinkshewouldntfindout?.com and www.I'mscrewed.com, and that you’ll be spending quite a lot of time at those sites in the very near future.

And how's about, #6. If you are a young man player, trying to pull off similar deceitful tactics, go directly to www.scumpuppies.com (for dawgs in training, and I give credit to Dan_Shues for the term! LOL)

And how's about, #6. If you are a young man player, trying to pull off the same deceitful tactics, go directly to www.scumpuppies.com (for dawgs in training, and I give credit to Dan_Shues for the term! LOL)


I agree with Genevieve on this one.
This happened to me more than I can count and I'm truly tired of it. :(

I agree with Genevieve on this one.
This happened to me more than I can count and I'm truly tired of it. :(
Me too, Faith.. more than I'd care to admit. It's still just as hurtful. But hopefully we are smarter now, and can recognize these guys more easily! :)

Me too, Faith.. more than I'd care to admit. It's still just as hurtful. But hopefully we are smarter now, and can recognize these guys more easily! :)


We do girl...we do ;)

:eek: *runs through thread cheering wildly, runs over to Stan and offers up a huge HI-FIVE and runs off*

WWWHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
~phos

LOL :D :)

Well done, well done.

STANDING Ovation! :D

I love Stan. He has such a wonderful way of summing things up. ;)

I love Stan. He has such a wonderful way of summing things up. ;)

No doubt about it! :D

Recently, Agelesslove.com has had an influx of new members who came to us with misconceptions regarding our site and its membership. In an effort to prevent this, the moderation staff has decided to provide a list of “alternative” sites at which the interests of these people might be better served. This list is not yet complete (we welcome additions and suggestions from the membership), but here is a partial listing:

1. If you are married and just here looking for someone to validate your desire for an illicit affair, then don't even join here...try www.scumbagsRus.com

2. If you're only here to let the world know just how long your schlong is, then spare us; no one here really wants or needs that information. You’ll find a much more receptive audience at www.desperatehoes.com

3. If your only interest is in discussing polygamy, racism, and having anal sex with overweight, ugly, democratic women, then pass on us here at Agelesslove; www.harrison24/7.com is a much better fit for you.

4. If you are a previous member banned from Agelesslove and are trying to sneak back in purely to cause problems here, you must first register at www.getalife.com and successfully complete their 67-step program, provide us with your completion certificate (in triplicate), and post a $5000.00 security deposit (cash only and non-refundable in the event you are ever moderated again for any reason) with the site administrator.

5. If you are an out-of-shape, married, 50+ year-old male hoping to get one of our female members to “pump a little air back into your tire” late at night by passing yourself off as a single, 24 year-old hard-bodied hunk, then be forewarned that your agelesslove.com membership automatically includes registration at www.didyoureallythinkshewouldntfindout?.com and www.I'mscrewed.com, and that you’ll be spending quite a lot of time at those sites in the very near future.


LOL....now this is FUNNY!!! I love it. :D

weird, seems as tho you might've edited out some dirty words from when i read it the first time. funny that LoL

anyhoo, yeah!!!! :D

Awesome, Stan! :)

weird, seems as tho you might've edited out some dirty words from when i read it the first time. funny that LoL

anyhoo, yeah!!!! :D

::: Shifting weight from one foot to the other and trying to look innocent :::

I'm sure you have mistaken me for someone else, Trace... :cool:

My sides hurt from laughing- You are sooooo cool... Thank you!!!

Stan, you DA MAN!!!

Loved this post and thanks!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha… :d

Hey! According to these new rules...Im owed several thousand dollars! :eek:

That makes me happy. *smiles*

And as an aside...Amina, Stan is active in modding, we just can't get him to post much, darn it!

Stan is the man of few words..... but look out for those few!!! ;)

Very cute.

What is sad though, is that what makes it so funny is its direct, honest relation to how people really behave *sigh*

Very cute.

What is sad though, is that what makes it so funny is its direct, honest relation to how people really behave *sigh*

Yeah...sad isn't it Charlotte? Very sad indeed. :(

Although I'm a newer member in terms of speaking up, I've been reading posts here for a long time.. long enough to relate to all you said Stan.

Lovely!...... and very funny...... (giggling uncontrollably)

jas

I just joined this site today and already I have to change into some dry pants. Thanks for the howl.. hehe too damm funny thank you

This thread needs a bump to the top...actually, it should be a permanent fixture at the top, I think, in the NEW MEMBERS Thread :D

Perfect, the best, laughed-so-hard-I-cried-good, Stan, thanks!
Karen

so funny but sadly so true about these kinds of people....I think we have all met them

I know! Whats up with that?

excellent thread!

Gosh, I guess I am really getting 'over the hill' because I found very little of this to be funny. Guess I am the only one though, cause everyone else enjoyed it. Strange... :rolleyes: