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It is the Year of Grace 2090...The Continent of North America (MExico, USA, Canada and Guatemala) is now the First Empire in Planetary Confederation...
First Empire is led by Her High OmniPotency, Right Worshippable, Grand Chancellor Juanita Schwartz-Fox-Chavez III (SHe is First among the equals between 7 Continental Chancellors, but you can guess who is calling the shots )...
Her greatest challenge is now finding a way to feed 12 Billion People....Slowing Earth..(Now it is 24 hour 43 minute to make a full rotation of Earth)....and appeasing Feuding Hermaphrodites and Polyandreac Platforms (The population is now Male 45% Female 35% "Not Sure" 20% :o )...and reconciling between decimal and hexadecimal / binary advocacy groups.
UNO is banished to Antarctica (Housed in a Underground City of 600,000, powered by whale manure :D )....
Last male "Organic" grizzly is spending his days in San Diego Zoo...Unwittingly helping to spawn a Sentimental Party named Old Grizzly Party...Which Multi-Ethnic-Paltform is accusing of being reincarnation of bad old GOP ....
Spanglish (Spanish + English) is now the dominant language of the Globe...But nobody is sure of grammar.....And Non-Hispanic, Non-Anglo folks are accusing North America for imposing "Mexifornean" Grammar Rule in Earth's Second Colony of Mars.
(Mars is second from the Earth You Know, otherwise it is the 4th Planet in Solar System, 1st Colony is ofcourse moon)
Harrison 02-14-2006, 04:58 AM Okay, Aram! Who's the culprit?
Smirnoff's? Or Jack Daniel's?? :D :p
Okay, Aram! Who's the culprit?
Smirnoff's? Or Jack Daniel's?? :D :p
None Harry! (Shakin shoulders indignantly)
It'sh a dry bunker...Comrade (Hic)
I am drunk in prophetic wisdom.... :rolleyes:
lencarol 02-14-2006, 06:16 AM Got hold of some bad weed? That is a nightmare! :eek:
Got hold of some bad weed? That is a nightmare! :eek:
Bad weed ? Only weed I munch is lettuce... :cool:
And talking about lettuce, do you know60 belgian bunnies can keep a 10 X 15 ft room toasty in a blinger of a blizzard just by their bodyheat? (and their poop can empower your snowmobile for 15 mile trip everyday?) :rolleyes:
lencarol 02-14-2006, 08:21 PM Yum,... remind me not to get caught in a blizzard! :eek:
Well, Grand Chancellor Schwarz-Fox-Chavez III is preparing to welcome Continental Chancellor of United Peoples Sovereign Democratic Dictatorship of Chindia His Sublime Conscience Mr. Rajesh-Jian Chang-Bhat.
Chindia is officially known as Second Empire...but they prefer the title Middle Empire better....It could easily boast 4 billion populace making it the First Empire...but 2 billion died in bird flue in turn of the century and 1 billion migrated...Chindia recognize officially 366 language and 2886 dialects ....It is no surprise that best translators of the world are Chindians...They can translate French in to Fortran.. :cool:
Middle Empire has some pretty thorny issues with First Empire...Chief among them is Cloud Melting...First Empire is using more than it's fair share of clouds resources...While First Empire accuse Middle Empire/Chindia for abusing oceans...desalinating more ocean water than their due...raising salinity level ...Chindians retort.."Thats because we lack the sophiticated technology for cloud harvesting!'
And there are beef issue...Gobi lake (erstwhile Mongolia) is the biggest lake in the world....teeming with hippos...Chindian hippo beef is flooding the first empire market.....And there is the whispering campaign...that Old Grizzlie Party is getting part of party fund from Chindia...Though on Surface Middle Empire is staunchly behind Trans-Continental-Multi-Ethnic-Caucus....they are palying a double game all the same...
Mr. Chang-Bhat's Sky Ferry wd touch down at Fargo Space Drome (Fargo ND is now the "Center of Gravity" of First Empire.."Capitol"..."Capital" are discarded as old fashioned, DC was abandoned after 2020 Footbal Riot in an action called "Vision 20-20") at 13.13 Planetary Time
Note: Planetary Time is the time in Tuamuto Island....
lencarol 02-14-2006, 08:35 PM How did you get off onto that from rabbit droppings? :confused:
How did you get off onto that from rabbit droppings? :confused:
White Rabbit whispered it to my ear... :cool:
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Galactic Univesity on Earth had awarded Chancellor Chang-Bhat an honorable Phd..while the Planetary Institute bestowed the honorable guest the title of honorary professor.
So, armed with two honors, Doctor-Professor Chang-Bhat proceeded to Fargo Cosmic Hall to unveil the frozen mummy of W. J. Clinton. According the guest..Clinton...
"Erred in judgement, but not in principle in that crucial juncture of planetary history...and rightly can be elevated to the pantheon of secular saints"..... :rolleyes:
In upcoming summit between First and Middle Empire the thorniest issue wd be (Middle Empire) Chindian hippo beef and cheap yo yos which are flooding the first empire....
The beef may carry "hippo syndrome" virus. which may make the eater look like a hippo....No wonder so many waddling First Empire citizens are resembling so much like that African quadraped :eek:
First Empire is threatening trade sanction for 115 years without getting any positive results!!!
....Also the Middle Empire have knack of stealing any knowledge that catch their eyes..."We are wisdom gatherer"...Asserts Dr.-Professor Chang-Bhat. :rolleyes:
Bad News:
It is now official that a new strain of virus can be spread by coc*roaches....it called Coc*roach Flu..and as Chindia is the biggest exporter of dried roach-flesh :eek: .... we can expect sparks to fly in trade dispute in Chancellors Meet.
Well, just don't let the Chancellor go c0ckroach hunting.....or he might shoot somebody..... :D
It's a she Trish :p ...Her High OmniPotency, Right Worshippable, Grand Chancellor Juanita Schwartz-Fox-Chavez III :cool:
She shoots cats to calm her nerve...
Wendy's of the Future....people running around with "Where's the Hippobeef" t-shirts on.
Aram, honestly....do you ever stop thinking? Doesn't your brain get tired? How do you stop all the noise in your head so you can sleep at night? :)
Kye
lencarol 02-17-2006, 06:33 PM The "allergy" some people have to chocolate is not to chocolate at all, but to the crushed up roach proteins mixed in from wherever chocolate comes from, ich and ugh!! :eek: :(
Aram, honestly....do you ever stop thinking? Doesn't your brain get tired? How do you stop all the noise in your head so you can sleep at night? :)
Kye
Ahh...the trick is never stop thinking..or you turn an intellectual hippo :D ..
I never sleep....only go to deep trance :cool: ....
teddikat 02-17-2006, 08:17 PM It's a she Trish :p ...Her High OmniPotency, Right Worshippable, Grand Chancellor Juanita Schwartz-Fox-Chavez III :cool:
She shoots cats to calm her nerve...
SHOOTS CATS!!!! NEPHEW! HOw could you!!
Lack of oxygen is affecting you again.....you need to get back to sea level!!
LOL!
SHOOTS CATS!!!! NEPHEW! HOw could you!!
Lack of oxygen is affecting you again.....you need to get back to sea level!!
LOL!
Don't blame it to me Kitty :)
I like cats very much...but Grand Chancellors move in a different moral plane altogether (Just like our Prez and Veeps :cool: )...
And in Year 2090, oxygen level to wd mildly shrink :rolleyes:
Malani 02-17-2006, 08:50 PM Is it this thread or did someone spike my koolaid? ;)
Is it this thread or did someone spike my koolaid? ;)
Nah, it's the thread.... :cool:
At the Chancellorial Summit some land mines keep popping..it was expected, but this?
After the lunch, Doctor Professor Chang-Bhat proposed that UNO be 'detached" from Antarctica..Cause there is not enough whale-poop in the world to warm it's ice caves properly..minions are dying like fleas... UNO be transferred to Oahu Vocanic basin
...and (horror of horrors) he proposed Jack George Bush-Kennedy be appointed it's Chief Steward. (Ever since UNO was dubbed as 'Idiot Club' :o , it's heads are called "Stewards". In inaugaration ceremony there is a little dance in dunce hat by head clowns :D )
Well, it's a 26 ton (metric tons of course) monkey wrench thrown in the Grand Chancellor's plan. Everybody know Bush-Kennedy family can smell money under an ice cap...can sell their great grand pappy's bone for getting some...and that particular specimen (Jack George) is not the brightest member of the clan...Known to have an attention span of 40 seconds....He is being dry nursed by a cunning human gorilla called Earl Hove..."Earl is my Second Brain"...Jack Geroge says
And lately Jack George is trying to buy up leadership of Old Grizzly Party with his family money...("It's a straight forward business transaction" he says)
Now How she is going to decline this honor? Jack George is after all her inperial compatriot...
I can't keep up with you Aram....
But you're very intelligent....and if you look anything like the picture in your avatar....you're very cute.....
And I want to thank you for the thread you started for Ageless members to present gifts to each other.....
With your Enchanted Slippers Princess.... you catch up with anything.... :)
Aram wears glasses now :cool: as you can guess... :rolleyes:
In First Empire, Ageless Caucus is now a power to reckon with... :cool:
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