Yuk Yuk

Baby if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

Any other great one-liners? Type em here!

Do your father own a chilli factory?

.........................................Cause baby........ YOU'RE HOT!

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Just call me "milk" cuz I do a body good!

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

;)

You must be really tired- cuz you've been running through my mind all day long!

He: How you doing?

She: Fine.

He: Mmmm.... I can see that! :D

ZOMBIE Pick up Lines

14. You know that Cranberries song is about me.

13. What I'm really most attracted to in a woman is her brain.... brains....BRAINS!

12. Once rigor mortis sets in I can go *all* night!

11. Your grave or mine?

10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or was it when I ate your brains?

9. Nice eyes. Can I eat 'em?

8. What's a decomposing, maggot infested girl like you doing in a mausoleum like this?

7. Do you have any zombie in you? Would you like some?

6. So, do you come to this dark, deserted, haunted graveyard often?

5. I'm a walking stiff! I don't need Viagra!

4. I would give my right arm for a night with you. Here, take it!

3. I like your face. I'd like it even better crumpled on my bedroom floor in the morning.

2. Is that a wooden stake, or are you just happy to see me?

And the number one Zombie Pick-Up Line is...

1. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?

Now how the hell do you follow an act like Dan's lol!!! :p

I only got one zinger for y'all!!!

Women are a lot like electricity....they're dangerous when wet!!! lol!!! :p

*whips out lightsaber*

Fall for me, you will.

:D

LOL good one

You could drink whole milk. (Napoleon Dynamite viewers will understand this one.)

I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Cuz you're not.

(gawwwsh!)

*whips out lightsaber*

Fall for me, you will.

:D


lol...funny...


this actually happened to me once..

he: comes over and lifts my hair and touches my ear

she: wtf are you doing..grrrrr

he: just looking to se if it says "made in heaven"

hehe.. :D