Up to another game?

Okay, here's the deal. The person above you makes a wish ("I wish I had a banana!"), and then the person below grants your wish, and then wishes something else, but here's the fun part: Your wish is messed up!

Example: Billy Bob----I wish I had a banana.
Sally----Granted, but the banana tastes bad. I wish I had a ticket to a concert.
Mario----Granted, but it's a Barney concert. I wish...


Let the game begin!

I wish I had a new house.

But that new house is a white elephant. I wish I could make the IRS go away... :p

Granted, but then the goverment starts a new agency called WTHYM. That stands for "We Take Half Your Money". *smiles*

I wish I had a maid!

But it is not the maid's house, and she/he will not clean it the way you want it done. And what are they cleaning with, a dirty rag most likely! I wish I could see the sun today.

you will see the sun today, but tonite another snow storm comes in, worse one yet.


I wish I can be 35 again.....

What and go through the pain of relearning all that wisdom again? I wish I could retire!

you will see the sun today, but tonite another snow storm comes in, worse one yet.


I wish I can be 35 again.....

Granted, but you must be who you were at 35, with whom you were with, living where you were living, and earning what you were earning.

I wish I had a boyfriend with a big ding dong.

Granted but it makes an appearance every hour on the hour and only for that hour but in minutes ( 2 o'clock = 2 minutes)

I wish I lived in NJ

I wish I lived in NJ

Granted...but NJ has just become the Garbage Landfill capital of the world.

I wish I had a cookie.

Nadine.

Cookies aren't big enough! I wish I had a cake!! :p

I wish I lived in NJ

Granted. (Punishment in itself, nothing more need be added.) :p :p :p

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. (Punishment in itself, nothing more need be added.) :p :p :p

I wish I had a million dollars.


Granted but it can only be distributed a dollar a day for a million years.

I wish I could get some sleep.

but you will never wake up again.


I wish I had a regular housekeeper.....

Cookies aren't big enough! I wish I had a cake!! :p

Granted...but the cake tastes like gravel.

I wish I had an olympic gold medal.

Nadine.

Granted...but the cake tastes like gravel.

I wish I had an olympic gold medal.

Nadine.


Granted but you will have to live the rest of you life with the damage that the extreme training has done to your body. A moment of glory for a lifetime of pain.

Ewwwwwww, I don't want to play anymore. :(

Granted but you will have to live the rest of you life with the damage that the extreme training has done to your body. A moment of glory for a lifetime of pain.

Ewwwwwww, I don't want to play anymore. :(
Grated but you will have to check this game for 3 days.

I wish I had a new tattoo...

Granted but you will have to live the rest of you life with the damage that the extreme training has done to your body. A moment of glory for a lifetime of pain.

Ewwwwwww, I don't want to play anymore. :(

It's worth it. My gold medal will comfort me. As will the interviews I give every time another olympics comes around. *grin*

Anjiana...Granted...but the tattoo covers your entire body and makes you look like a zebra.

I wish for world peace.

Nadine.

But world peace may not be attainable. I wish for a clean environment. :)

But world peace may not be attainable. I wish for a clean environment. :)


Granted...but you'll have to give up your car, using paper, flushing your toilet, etc.

I wish I could finish this proposal!

Can I have a horse to ride? :rolleyes: I wish I could fly then.