So this horse walks in to a bar...

...and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

I was almost slapped for telling that joke one night. I think that's why I still tell it.

:) My DAD tells that one all the time...don't know why you would get slapped for it!

A man walks into a bar...

OUCH ;)

I am wayyyy too cheesey, I hate having insomnia.

A man enters into a caffé....


SPLASH!!!


:D >>> :p >>> :o

In Italian sounds better *blushing*

I get it, Arco! Italian "caffe", French "cafe", English "coffee"!

Okay, I thought this was too dumb to share, but since we have this thread, who am I to not join in??? Plus, for some totally unfathonable reason, this stupid joke makes me laugh like crazy:

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Do you have any duck food?" And the bartender says, "No, we don't have any duck food. Now leave."

Next day, the duck walks into the bar and says, "Do you have any duck food?" And the bartender says, "No! I told you yesterday, we don't have any duck food. We don't ALLOW ducks in here, so get out!"

Next day, the duck walks into the bar and says, "Do you have any duck food?" And the bartender says, "NO!!!! We don't have any duck food and we don't allow ducks in here!!! If I see you in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!!!!!!"

Next day, the duck walks into the bar and says, "Do you have any nails?" And the bartender says, "No, I don't have any nails."

And the duck says, "Okay. Do you have any duck food?"