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Useless Facts to Make You Smile

whiterose
05-18-2006, 07:42 PM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)


(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its

body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")




The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.


(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)




The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.


(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left- handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)




Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)




Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


(What about that pig??)

arcobaleno
05-19-2006, 04:37 AM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

This is more or less the time since I am married


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

Peace not war


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

Just wondering where was all my pressure when I needed blood for my blood-exams :rolleyes:


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

:eek:


A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

I will try to lose weight with a diet first. lol


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its

body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

Interesting...


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

heheheheheheh


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

----

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Totally agree with you


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

Please let me know!!!


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Is this true also for women???



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left- handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Glad to know this....my mother in law is left-handed


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)

Good thing for sure!!!



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

Yes, me too!!! Weird people!!!



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Me more.


Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Me more more


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Good advice!!!


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Yeah right, What about that pig????

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Thanks Whiterose!!! Good way to start off my day :D

MerAlove23
05-19-2006, 06:19 AM
LOL Kat that was GREAT!! lol

Kristin
05-19-2006, 08:33 AM
Very cute Kat! I got a good chuckle this AM! :D

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The author got this wrong, though. She'll often eat him afterwards, but very often the male - if he is quick - can escape with head in tact and female properly mated! LOL :p And copulation can last for over 12 hours!

PS. How do they know pigs have orgasms? OK, nevermind - I don't wanna know! :eek:

Harrison
05-19-2006, 08:57 AM
Nice, Whiterose! ;)

dunyamelek
05-19-2006, 09:35 AM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

This is more or less the time since I am married
I just spit out my coffee laughing!

greeneyedgirl
05-19-2006, 11:09 AM
i got both eyes swollen shut from allergies and this is JUST what i needed to make me feel better, ty ty ty Kat :o

Chatterbox
05-20-2006, 07:12 PM
I also am rather fixated on the 30-minute pig orgasm, and I have a question: is that the male pig or the female pig or both???

chooch
05-20-2006, 08:56 PM
hahah i never heard some of those before


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