Cutest Things Kids do and say!!

OMG My son is doing the cutest things lately....

Yesturday morning he got up and came in my room to wake me up... he's yelling Mommmmnyyyy Mommmmyyyy wake upppp... Gets on my bed gives me kisses and says I loves mommy I LOves mommy.... Mommy is great... Ohhh I cried!!!

This afternoon he wants his milk so he goes in the fridge gets the gallon of milk and says Mommy I want my milk now......

Hes always said cute things but now since turning 2 it's incredible the phrases he says and the things he does....

His doctor told me hes very advanced at his age and acts almost 2 1/2 to 3 years old.... Amazing...


Ok so lets start sharing our stories... Even if your kids are older tell us about when they were younger!!!

Connor the brainiac......6 years old.....i'm cooking dinner, he comes out of the den, thru the kitchen, on his way thru the dining room into the living room....as he passes me by the stove, we have this convo:

Him: whatcha cookin' mama?
Me: Food.
Him: how very perceptive of you, Mother.

and keeps walking, never checks up, was breezing past me the entire time. yes, i got clowned out by my child.

John the imp.......5 years old........I've scolded him for some infraction, he starts mumbling under his breath. our convo....

Him: mumble mumble mumble *the old i hate you face*
Me: what did you say to me child?!? *knowing he was dog cussing me*
Him: i said i love you mama! *hands splayed as if to say whaaaaat*
Me: -.-

John again: i pop Cooper's leg for not hushing after being told umpteen times to "please stop talking non-stop! you're making me wanna drink HARD liquor"
i shock Coop to the point of going apoplectic, as he rarely gets pops. Coop runs into Connor's room where John was playing PS2, this is what i hear from my vantage point in the kitchen.

Cooper: John, John, Mama pank me!!!
John: *whom i'm sure never looked up or stopped playing his game* It Happens.

John again.....i knew he's been messin with something, he always does. i confront him on it and this is our convo...

Me: John, what did you do???
John: hmmmm, let me think *this is accompanied by a folding of the arm and one finger of the other arm, applied to lip in a thoughtful gesture.
Me: oh lord, go on already. i can't compete.

and lastly, Cooper, the one who's going thru PMS and Menopause at the same time.....3 years old.....baby loves guns. he will make a weapon out of anything, coat hangers, action heroes, remotes, etc...on top of all the toy guns i've gotten him in various sizes. i come out of the office, thru the den, he's laying face down in front of the fireplace, our convo as follows:

Me: *confused face* Coop? What're you doing?
Coop: *barely lifts head to look at me* Bad guy got me, I bled'd out. *puts head back down*.

guys, someone come get me. i'm out-witted in this house. and i came armed!

I think the funniest thing my daughter ever said was the day that she came home from the babysitters (she was about 3 or 4) and my son and I were talking to her, calling her by her name. She said in the most serious way, "That's not my name. My name is Coconut." And she insisted for weeks that we call her that!

But, the funniest thing she ever did was become attached to a green tupperware bowl. She was about 3, and threw up in the bed in the middle of the night. So, I gave her a large, green tupperware bowl to keep handy just in case she needed something fast. Yes, one of the old green kind, from the late 70's. Big, lime green bowl.

Well, she didn't need it, because she never threw up again. But, for the next several months, and I DO mean months, she would NOT let go of that bowl. She slept with it, often covering her face. We went to the grocery with it on her head like a hat. She dragged it everywhere, just like a security blanket.

I'm glad I took pictures, but they were before I got my digital camera and since I don't have a scanner, I can't post them. But, at least I've got them to show her one day.

One of cutest things my son ever did was the night when he decided to finger paint with his poop. He was probably about 18 months old. I noticed one morning that I got to sleep in for once. Well, I figured out why really fast when I walked into his room and found poop EVERYWHERE. It was all over him, from head to toe. In his hair, ears, face, legs, arms, hands, feet. It was all over the wall behind the crib. All over the crib. All over the chest of drawers next to the crib, where his little arms could reach. All over his stuffed animal in the crib. All over the sheets.

I really regret that in my panic to get him cleaned up, that I did not take a photo.

Anyone remember Art Linkletter’s “Kids Say the Darndest Things?”

That was some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen. I think you can get it on DVD.


I loved that show. Watched it all the time when I was growing up. Never did like the Bill Cosby version of it though. Not nearly as funny.

LOL thats great stuff guys.....

TH i loved that show to... I think Bill Cosby did that as well didn't he?

not two hours ago.........we were stuck at a train so i decide to take the opportunity to explain to the boys about "Hobo's"...that often time glorified homeless person. now keeping in mind that Miss Tabitha is their father's gf..... Our convo...

Me: hey guys, ya'll know what a "hobo" is?
Connor: I know what a hoMo is, Mama!
Cooper: Miss Tabitha is a hoMo!


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I dont have my own kids yet, but I do have some great-neices that are just adorable.

We went bowling for the youngest ones 5th bday party few weeks ago. While her sister was bowling, she came and sat on hubby's lap then came over to me, threw her arms around me and said "I love you, how come you didnt go to the zoo with me?" (she went with her mom, who I've never met). It was the sweetest thing. I havent known her for very long, so it just made my heart melt that she would do that.

Mer you're right they say the funniest things....my baby is 19 but when she was little, 4, very cute and long blonde harir....came into the kitchen one day all breathless and agitated.....I'm like "whats up" and she said "mummy mummy there's a lion in my tummy and he's growling coz he's hungry and if I don't feed him he'll cry and then my tummy will fill up with thears and then what will I do!!".....

I think when you are a mother you see things every day that will constantly amaze us. They grow up so fast and learn vocabulary like a sponge. Sometimes I find myself using cliche phrases and jestures and my son, who is three, knows exactly what I am saying.
My son constantly reminds me of my childhood days. Things I had forgotten and loved. Also reminding me how old I am..ick.

The other day he came home and was playing by himself and started to sing the "ring around the rosie" song and sat down in the end. I started laughing as I had not heard that in years.

Being a mother is the best gift God has ever bestowed upon me, even though sometimes I want to run off to never never land.

Greeneyedgirl-You have a talker too?? I SWEAR my son never is quiet. I wonder why I enjoy nap times and bedtime so much. Silence already will ya!

-Nibbles

This definetly falls under the category of the cutest things kids do. How'd you like to have to clean up after this mess!!! lol!!! :p :D

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c53/ray1959/Realmess.jpg

This definetly falls under the category of the cutest things kids do. How'd you like to have to clean up after this mess!!! lol!!! :p :D

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c53/ray1959/Realmess.jpg

:eek: OMG, I'd rather deal with the poop than that paint!

:eek: OMG, I'd rather deal with the poop than that paint!

I had received this under "Kids for sale or to just give away" lol!!!:p

This definetly falls under the category of the cutest things kids do. How'd you like to have to clean up after this mess!!! lol!!! :p :D

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c53/ray1959/Realmess.jpg


OMG I'D HAVE A HEARTATTACK!!!!!

Nibbles your so right.... Being a Mom definatly was a gift from God... The best gift I've ever gotten!!!

all the great times outweigh the stressful!!

My son will do the worst things.. climb and fall of tables thinking he's superman.... throw things around... write on my walls... then he'll do the cutest thing and I completely forget!!

My son will do the worst things.. climb and fall of tables thinking he's superman.... throw things around... write on my walls... then he'll do the cutest thing and I completely forget!!

I can't wait to have my children, I am waiting for the right time for it to happen. (Got the right man, yay!)

I have 3 nephews and 1 niece and they also do the worst things, but the cutest things too! I am totally crazy about them.:D

huggies to all mommies~

great thread!!
my little girl is so adorable, her very existence is sooooo cute!!!!!!
i must kiss and squeeze her a million times a day because she is so precious!!!
one evening when she was about 9 (she's 12 now) she looked into my eyes and said: "your face is the only one i ever need to see"

Skategirl that is so precious... one of those lifetime memories!!!!!

hehe, I missed this thread initially.

Two stories:

My daughter had penis envy. I never believed it really exsisted until her. It took about 6 months for her to get over and I can't tell you number of uncomfortable conversations we had. But one memorable one was when she was in line with her Grandfather at Wendy's (fast food place) when she said to him, "Grandpa, I have a penis." He almost choked and said, I don't want to talk about that right now. She said, "Why not Grandpa. There's nothing wrong with you having a penis. Mommy says I don't have a penis, but I do Grandpa, it's just hidden when Mommy looks." Needless to say I got my daughter back early that day. The next time they went out he bribed her with a $1.00 if she promised not to bring the word penis up. LOL! :D

My son was over his Aunt's house and they were bathing his cousin (both about 3-4) at the time. My sister was explaining to him the difference between little girls and boys. He comes running out and says, "Mommy! Mommy! I know the difference between little boys and girls! I said, "Oh really, what is it?". He said, "Little boys have privates and little girls have China." My response...."Exactly!". :p

OMG guys.. I can't believe we have nothing to brag or have stories to share about our children!!!!!!

Not 'personal' but some funny ones

A young son, examining the contents of a box of Animal Crackers.....
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken. I'm looking for the seal."

3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet....
"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."

Boy, overheard at the Doctors....
"Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!"

:D "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email."


A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "But What happened to the flea?"

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side), put his hands up like claws, and roar. Step, step, ROAR, step step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. The crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing and was almost crying by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

I love it when my 3 year old step daughter says "I'm really gunna miss you at my mummy's house".... she tells me this almost every time she comes for access visits.

I also get told "my mummy doesn't like you", sometimes "and you don't like her" is added on to the end of it. I always reply I have never met your mum but I'm sure she's very nice. Recently out of the blue she just said "my mummy is a very very nice lady".

It gets me thinking what's being said about me at her mummy's house..... who knows!!!!!

My son is so cute... The other day I hurt myself..... and he comes up to me and says

"Mommy it's ok, I'll kiss it make you feel better" gives me a hug and like taps my back it was so cute... then says Mommy I love you.. OF course I cried LOL

Out driving once, my ex husband was behind the wheel, and another driver cut him off. He let loose a string of angry BAD SWEARS without even thinking. After a moment of horrified silence my three year old son intones from the back seat, "Daddy when we get home you are going in time out."

My 3yo step daughter came up with a beauty last night. She does not like being referred to as a little girl or as a baby - always has to be called a big girl.

We were discussing what she had for lunch at daycare that day. I asked did she have carrots.... yes.... peas.... yes..... pumpkin.... yes.... basically saying yes to every veggie I mentioned. I then said did you have squash.... yes. I asked was it the baby kind? She replied, much to my amusement, no it was the big girl kind. :D

These are so cute... I wish more people would share their cute kid stories.. Even if your kids are grown up!!!! I'm sure they said cute things!!