@#%@#$@#@ Stoopid Getting Older

1. Your biggest concern about dancing is falling.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.

4. You have a dream about prunes.

5. You tell the barber to comb it over the best he can.

6. Your Chihuahua weighs more than 25 pounds.

7. You read the obituaries daily.

8. Digestion is a consideration when reading a menu.

9. You are alarmed by how young your doctor is.

10. You wear knee high stockings with everything.

11. You find no humor in bladder control jokes.

12. You can't climb a tree... even with a ladder.

13. You play golf with your wife.

14. You don't like to drive after dark.

15. Nobody ever tells you to slow down.

:eek: My biggest fear of getting older is GREY HAIR

These statements are definitely flawed. I play golf with my wife and I am as young as I ever was.:)

lol Mer, I'm only afraid of grey hair down there :eek:

I'm afraid of being incapacitated. I can't imagine my life without activity. It's about quality of life for me, not quantity.

:eek: My biggest fear of getting older is GREY HAIR

Gray hair's nothing to worry about! I think it's elegant. Would more universal use of the term SILVER hair make it less of a worry?:)

Gray hair's sexy, whether on

the head






or






down below

Gray hair's nothing to worry about! I think it's elegant. Would more universal use of the term SILVER hair make it less of a worry?:)

Gray hair's sexy, whether on

the head






or






down below

Where there's smoke (gray) there's fire, huh, LADave????? ;) Which, OF COURSE, is a lead-in to the Bob Segar song, "They all got one thing in common, they all got a fire down below!!!!" YAY!!!!!!

Gray hair is great!

It allows you to systematically destroy your hair by attempting to retain your youth by experimenting with many different methods of disguising your gray hair.

See? It's just one big elegant feedback loop....look forward to it!

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