Mail order husbands EEEK

I was sent this from a friend as a joke and had to share! SOME ARE SO FUNNY!! some though EEEk scary!!

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[QUOTE=Chamaeleon;476733]I was sent this from a friend as a joke and had to share! SOME ARE SO FUNNY!! some though EEEk scary!!

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hey...Mer, aren't those your ex bf's!!!!:p

[QUOTE=Chamaeleon;476733]I was sent this from a friend as a joke and had to share! SOME ARE SO FUNNY!! some though EEEk scary!!

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There's hope for me yet then.

:D


micky

There's hope for me yet then.

:D


micky

Baby not as long as you dress like barney smoking a blunt on pay day...:no:

Are those for real? I think it's a joke site. I didn't read all of the profiles, but they all have a similar structure. They sound like they are sincere, but they all put something in there like "I like meth.. have to go go to Mexico for 'souveniers'", or "I'm 17, but my parents are going to kick me out when I'm 18." Even the first one "at 24 I'm balding, so I am in a hurry to get married,"

LOL.....

I started to feel sorry for some of them, but then I thought this is just a joke site.

Baby not as long as you dress like barney smoking a blunt on pay day...:no:

I see what you mean, the hair's just not right on that photo either.

:D


micky

Baby not as long as you dress like barney smoking a blunt on pay day...:no:


Ya-huh.... on THIS site there's hope for someone like that!

I see what you mean, the hair's just not right on that photo either.

:D


micky

It's ok like Naz said there's still hope for ya...we got some crazy kinky chicks here trust me...they might actually want you to keep the barney suit on if you get what I'm saying huh huh??? mmm mmm

OMG.. this site is too funny.

How am I going to drag myself away to scrub toilets NOW?

Cham, you're evil...

It's ok like Naz said there's still hope for ya...we got some crazy kinky chicks here trust me...they might actually want you to keep the barney suit on if you get what I'm saying huh huh??? mmm mmm

:D


micky

OMG.. this site is too funny.

How am I going to drag myself away to scrub toilets NOW?

Cham, you're evil...

You're not gonna be able too...did you even get dressed yet?

:) :D


micky

glad I can put a smile on your face...that's why I'm here!!!!

LOL! One of em is even marked half price! :bgrin2: Too funny..thanks for that Cham!

OKay from what I understand it is a real site..A few of these have been repeat offenders if you will like the charles manson guy and the pig farmer guy who bathes once a week adn can climb a pole

I thought it was a joke to but OMG ...I been here before when kai showed me and I thought i was going to pee my pants from laughter! LOL
Its like the redneck version for dating EEK

naz HEHEHEHHEHE:EvilLaugh:

and jen YEP a few might be ..I mean after all I got GOOD TASTE:paperbag: :Thud: http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920438-1162221297423.b.jpg

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Scary!!!

OKay from what I understand it is a real site..A few of these have been repeat offenders if you will like the charles manson guy and the pig farmer guy who bathes once a week adn can climb a pole

I thought it was a joke to but OMG ...I been here before when kai showed me and I thought i was going to pee my pants from laughter! LOL
Its like the redneck version for dating EEK

naz HEHEHEHHEHE:EvilLaugh:

and jen YEP a few might be ..I mean after all I got GOOD TASTE:paperbag: :Thud: http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920438-1162221297423.b.jpg

Good taste...besides for your current YM your taste sucks...Kai if you read this you're the best thing she's picked EVER!!!
And your jokes....man oh man...

You're not gonna be able too...did you even get dressed yet?

I got dressed.

Did you read the "interview with Bride's Magazine" yet? OMG.. I'm in tears!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Scary!!!


this puts new meaning to the EEEWW

I reread um and just laugh on some...omg

I don't know there kinda growing on me...I'm getting all HOT mmmmm mmmmm
OK just playing I feel sick!

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ss/mobm.html

There's the interview....

This is NOT a serious site... no way!

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LOL even if it is not real made jen all excited...*hides the veggies*

LOL even if it is not real made jen all excited...*hides the veggies*

it doesn't take much to get Jen excited....woooo hooooo

Keep clicking around.. it just gets funnier with each page (check out the jobs section, for example)... Ha!

Oh God.. I just realized even the banner ads are a joke, too

488
OOH JEN the man of your DREAMS!

it doesn't take much to get Jen excited....woooo hooooo

your right naz LOL cheap fun huh LOL!!!

488
OOH JEN the man of your DREAMS!



your right naz LOL cheap fun huh LOL!!!

OH yeah that is my prince charming...mmmm mmmm mmmm...thanks Cham I love him!!!

Welp, i'm gonna be MIA for a while...i have a few mail-orders to place :D

I admit it...my standards are crawlin around in the goo lately, lookin up and tryin to see bottom :yes:

There's even someone for meeeee!!!

edited to add: y'all that have men...quit judgin these specimens! dont be greedy! ;)

Welp, i'm gonna be MIA for a while...i have a few mail-orders to place :D

I admit it...my standards are crawlin around in the goo lately, lookin up and tryin to see bottom :yes:

There's even someone for meeeee!!!

edited to add: y'all that have men...quit judgin these specimens! dont be greedy!

dont make me spank you jelly..DO NOT order one of these..hell jen will give ya one of hers!!
*points finger at you and gives you evil eye*:cool:http://www.ccsu.edu/Counseling/New/eating_disorders/man%20eating%20toast.jpg NOW all he needs is some JELLY!!!

You cant stop grinnin...so the evil eye dont count... oxoxox ;)

wooohoooo...peanut buttahhhhh LOL

Welp, i'm gonna be MIA for a while...i have a few mail-orders to place :D

I admit it...my standards are crawlin around in the goo lately, lookin up and tryin to see bottom :yes:

There's even someone for meeeee!!!

edited to add: y'all that have men...quit judgin these specimens! dont be greedy! ;)

Jelly you don't need on of these....hell no one deserves one of these...:no:

Ladies you should take the compatibility test. It's a riot! I was not able to get the picture of the guy over here. What is so weird is the fact that I was in the military and I was sure I had enough of men in uniforms. He had the look in his eyes that said "we don't take prisonners", scary!!

The results:

Congratulations
You have completed our survey and our proprietary algorithms have determined that you are a very unique and special individual. We have many high quality bachelors and the one that most perfectly aligns with your spiritual and personal values is listed below.


Stan, (stationed) in Iraq

I got way too much time on my hands over here. I'm on my second tour in Iraq and am supposed to go back in a few months. I'm cool with going to most anywhere afterwards. I'm looking for a traditional type of woman who wants a bunch of kids.

Compatibility Test Results:

Oh Yeah I got me a man on the way!

Arnaud, Sarcelles, France

Good day to you. I am seeking (how you say) friendly woman who has a job. I like enormously the music, football, the cinema... I am has the search of the healthy relations (friendship or love) and for a constructive communication, because sometimes I a little only smell myself...

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/21.gif

Don't be jealous ladies. There's enough there for all of us to love. :bgrin2:

Compatibility Test Results:

Oh Yeah I got me a man on the way!

Arnaud, Sarcelles, France

Good day to you. I am seeking (how you say) friendly woman who has a job. I like enormously the music, football, the cinema... I am has the search of the healthy relations (friendship or love) and for a constructive communication, because sometimes I a little only smell myself...

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/21.gif

Don't be jealous ladies. There's enough there for all of us to love. :bgrin2:

Mer, Angel got my man beat...hers is hotter...damn! I thought I had the sexiest one and than she beat me...I hate that:mad:

OMG Angel, that is um, ah, DEESGUSTING!!!!

nono jen i got you a date!!

http://media4.ugoto.com/pictures/one-really-ugly-man-6f8.jpg

nono jen i got you a date!!

http://media4.ugoto.com/pictures/one-really-ugly-man-6f8.jpg

OH YEAH JEN WINS AGAIN!!! Angel beat that girl:tongue2:

OH YEAH JEN WINS AGAIN!!! Angel beat that girl:tongue2:

hehe YA ANGEL!

hehe YA ANGEL!

I don't know Mer babe...he kinda scares me...imagine waking up in the middle of the night coming from a deep deep sleep rolling over putting your arm around your lover and you open your eyes slowly to see his face nice and sleeping and than holy crap you see that I'd have a freaking stroke....:eek:

OMG, Cham, that just about made me barf - where DO you guys come up with these things??? :rofl:

OMG, Cham, that just about made me barf - where DO you guys come up with these things??? :rofl:

I'd tell you but than I'd have to kill you!!!!:yes:

Compatibility Test Results:

Oh Yeah I got me a man on the way!

Arnaud, Sarcelles, France

Good day to you. I am seeking (how you say) friendly woman who has a job. I like enormously the music, football, the cinema... I am has the search of the healthy relations (friendship or love) and for a constructive communication, because sometimes I a little only smell myself...

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/images/21.gif

Don't be jealous ladies. There's enough there for all of us to love. :bgrin2:

I'll trade ya...

I got the one in Iraq...he's cute but he wants alot of kids :eek:

hahahhahhaha *spills glass of chianti in lap*

what did you expect... Brad Pitt?...;)

I'll trade ya...

I got the one in Iraq...he's cute but he wants alot of kids :eek:

Sorry JB, I've already got 4. I don't think I could keep up at this point! ;)

Jen...you just keep your man away from my man. Those good looks could be contagious.

Plus the sexiest thing my man does is he washes himself with a rag on a stick...bow-chica-bow-wow.

Sorry JB, I've already got 4. I don't think I could keep up at this point! ;)

Jen...you just keep your man away from my man. Those good looks could be contagious.

Plus the sexiest thing my man does is he washes himself with a rag on a stick...bow-chica-bow-wow.

Angel my man kinda scares me...I don't want him anymore...:eek: :no:
And I don't think my man washes at all!!!!:(

This is way too funny! Chameleon you deserve a medal for giving us such good laughs! OMG! Somebody has way too much time on their hands and Cham, I'm serious, I'm not referring to you! :p

Than who are you referring too? Just curious....?

Angel my man kinda scares me...I don't want him anymore...:eek: :no:
And I don't think my man washes at all!!!!:(

Want to use my man's stick? :bgrin2:

Want to use my man's stick? :bgrin2:

Ah now babe you can keep it...but thanks for the offer:bgrin2:

I'm sorry but I'm giving my man the boot...he's really freaking me out...Mer don't set me up again!!!!!!!!

Angel my man kinda scares me...I don't want him anymore...:eek: :no:
And I don't think my man washes at all!!!!:(

NOW COME ON he bathes once a year give a man a bREAK!

NOW COME ON he bathes once a year give a man a bREAK!

NOW ladies here is a few men you can fight over..first come first serve!
http://mysite.orange.co.uk/journalspace/Transvestite.jpg
and several here!!

http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/kkamaras/fat_people.jpg

Angel girl the midget one is alllll yours...you'd look so hot with him!!! Mer which one do you want? I'm not picking...I don't like hair:no:

Angel girl the midget one is alllll yours...you'd look so hot with him!!! Mer which one do you want? I'm not picking...I don't like hair:no:

im likeing the guy in the shades...OH i found you a fireman girl BUT he was arrested ..:( for this!
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/06/steven_cole_narrowweb__300x739,0.jpg

im likeing the guy in the shades...OH i found you a fireman girl BUT he was arrested ..:( for this!
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/06/steven_cole_narrowweb__300x739,0.jpg

:no: are you serious? Was he really a fireman...babe that IS NOT the type of uniform I like my firemen to wear, and there is no way that dude or chick can put out my fire...his hose doesn't look big enough!!!!:tongue2:

:no: are you serious? Was he really a fireman...babe that IS NOT the type of uniform I like my firemen to wear, and there is no way that dude or chick can put out my fire...his hose doesn't look big enough!!!!:tongue2:

his excuse was he was on his way to a costume party at a bar..NOW mind you this was AFTER halloween...oh ya a fireman..he made it on the news YA..go for it girl .hehehe His cell number is KY65943jelly69

his excuse was he was on his way to a costume party at a bar..NOW mind you this was AFTER halloween...oh ya a fireman..he made it on the news YA..go for it girl .hehehe His cell number is KY65943jelly69

I don't know...he kinda freaks me out...I don't like the whole wig and boobs thing he has going on!!! Plus like I said where is the hose? And hello I'm 19 not 79 I don't need KY well not yet anyway:tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2:

Link of all their sites (http://www.greatinventions.tv/links.html)

I'm checking out what religion I should be after picking up a Sniffer Stick and Bio.Pet. :)

Sorry ladies I gotta remain faithful to my soon to be arriving husband. He's gonna take a bit longer than expected, they're sending him freight.

In the meantime I picked me up a hot latin lover they had on clearance:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8883/imreadyzoddsy1.jpg

As you can see he's got a quite few more miles left on him. :yes:

Link of all their sites (http://www.greatinventions.tv/links.html)

I'm checking out what religion I should be after picking up a Sniffer Stick and Bio.Pet. :)

Sorry ladies I gotta remain faithful to my soon to be arriving husband. He's gonna take a bit longer than expected, they're sending him freight.

In the meantime I picked me up a hot latin lover they had on clearance:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8883/imreadyzoddsy1.jpg

As you can see he's got a quite few more miles left on him. :yes:

OH YAAA DADDY he got a brother???

Link of all their sites (http://www.greatinventions.tv/links.html)

I'm checking out what religion I should be after picking up a Sniffer Stick and Bio.Pet. :)

Sorry ladies I gotta remain faithful to my soon to be arriving husband. He's gonna take a bit longer than expected, they're sending him freight.

In the meantime I picked me up a hot latin lover they had on clearance:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8883/imreadyzoddsy1.jpg

As you can see he's got a quite few more miles left on him. :yes:

you're gonna need some viagra and some rum...the rum is for you because to bang that you're gonna need to be drunk as a skunk...or just plain CRAAAZZZZYYYY:yes:

you're gonna need some viagra and some rum...the rum is for you because to bang that you're gonna need to be drunk as a skunk...or just plain CRAAAZZZZYYYY:yes:

NO NO you can have him I got me some SHEBANG SHEBANG!!
http://images.andale.com/f2/121/130/8667913/1081297418256_William4sm.jpg

NO NO you can have him I got me some SHEBANG SHEBANG!!
http://images.andale.com/f2/121/130/8667913/1081297418256_William4sm.jpg

oh hell no I'd rather be single and alone for the rest of my life...girl seriously don't ever help people date...you're not too good at it...but I do appreciate you trying:yes:

oh hell no I'd rather be single and alone for the rest of my life...girl seriously don't ever help people date...you're not too good at it...but I do appreciate you trying:yes:

JUST FOR JEN..now shut up!!

[QUOTE=Chamaeleon;476903]JUST FOR JEN..now shut up!!

OK now I'm happy...mmmm mmm that is a hose I can work with, OK I need a few minutes alone....:tongue0013: :tongue0013: :tongue0013:

OK ladies now it's getting hot in here..he's mine and Angel you better not even try to top that!!!!

OK ladies now it's getting hot in here..he's mine and Angel you better not even try to top that!!!!


Top it! I can't even see him from behind mine. :(

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Top it! I can't even see him behind mine. :(

Oh lord...we all have issues Angel but yours now that is a scary dude...while mine...is a whole lotta sexy man!!! :tongue2: :yes:

Top it! I can't even see him from behind mine. :(

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LOL use DUCTAPE!!!!

hey now..i got this one on ebay!! all I need is some spinich!
http://osapodamalingua.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/ugly_man.jpg

It keeps getting better and better. Or worse and worse depending what side your on.

[]I was sent this from a friend as a joke and had to share! SOME ARE SO FUNNY!! some though EEEk scary!!

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hey...Mer, aren't those your ex bf's!!!!:p

LOL No Jen but I know someone who desperately needs one!!! Or maybe a few LOL :rofl:

LOL No Jen but I know someone who desperately needs one!!! Or maybe a few LOL :rofl:

NOW come on mer...WHICH ONES!! :tongue2:

NOW come on mer...WHICH ONES!! :tongue2:

LOL.... shhhhhh:no: :yes: :giggle:

Mer i didn't mean you baby...I meant Meri...ya know Chama...next time I'll be more specific...but I love you both!!!:yes: :tongue2: :bgrin2:

LOL.... shhhhhh:no: :yes: :giggle:


MER!! i found your ex!! he said he dated you in highschool.,,,,http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/0603409frt.jpg

Mer i didn't mean you baby...I meant Meri...ya know Chama...next time I'll be more specific...but I love you both!!!:yes: :tongue2: :bgrin2:

OHHHHH LoL see we both have the same nickname!! hehe Love ya to

MER!! i found your ex!! he said he dated you in highschool.,,,,http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/0603409frt.jpg

Meri .....Now I told you that was a secret..:mad0136: :rollingpin:

OHHHHH LoL see we both have the same nickname!! hehe Love ya to

Yeah tell me about it I have the name Jennifer as does 20 billion other girls out there school was a nightmare...OK now Meri (aka) chama is talking junk bout you...I say beat her down...she posted your ex's mugshot...now where I come from that just ain't right....:cool: :no:

Yeah tell me about it I have the name Jennifer as does 20 billion other girls out there school was a nightmare...OK now Meri (aka) chama is talking junk bout you...I say beat her down...she posted your ex's mugshot...now where I come from that just ain't right....:cool: :no:

Well thats what us Boston Chicks and NY Chicks have in common... we don't take that from no one LOL... ( in my best Boston slang accent) LOL

She'll get her dues..right now i'm off to bed....
Jen darlin I know you'll take good care of her! LOL

Well thats what us Boston Chicks and NY Chicks have in common... we don't take that from no one LOL... ( in my best Boston slang accent) LOL

She'll get her dues..right now i'm off to bed....
Jen darlin I know you'll take good care of her! LOL

don't worry my little red sox loser...she'll be put in her place the only person that can give you a hard time is me and that's because our teams hate each other...but nothing personal of course...

OMG...you guys are hysterical...

really, alot of those guys look like they're off the Plenty of Fish dating site...is that where they came from?? :bgrin2:

OMG...you guys are hysterical...

really, alot of those guys look like they're off the Plenty of Fish dating site...is that where they came from?? :bgrin2:

you're gonna have to ask chama that, she's doing all the posting and I'm the one getting set up with those freaks, man I ought to beat her butt!!!!:yes:

YES but im putting on OUR forum mer as um i want to have her have the umm good lucking ones on here ya thats it HEHE LOVE YOU MER

I grew up with merilee/meri/mer/meriberry and bearcat LOL as nicks:bgrin2:

you're gonna have to ask chama that, she's doing all the posting and I'm the one getting set up with those freaks, man I ought to beat her butt!!!!:yes:

I google babe! I love google..I google everything!...type in UGLY and see what you get..no no your pic is not on there but i found it under BONDAGE LOL:cool: j/k loves youuuuu

LOL No Jen but I know someone who desperately needs one!!! Or maybe a few LOL :rofl:

SO DO I *wink*:yes: :cool: :bgrin2: :tongue2:

don't worry my little red sox loser...she'll be put in her place the only person that can give you a hard time is me and that's because our teams hate each other...but nothing personal of course...

Wait a min isn't that why the Yankees are SOOOO far behind the sox???..Of course it's not personal I dont' blame you for routing for a loosing team LOL hehe

xioxo

LOL you guys.. Love you to Meri!!

LOL you guys.. Love you to Meri!!

LOVE YOU TO MER! LOL

Dont tell Jen But I found her a date or sheila or whoever wants...ally might like him to..But it seems he is more jens type...What do you think Mer??


http://www.johnsheridanart.com/arbus_transvestite.jpg

That's hoht!!! :bgrin2: :eek:

That's hoht!!! :bgrin2: :eek:

ya I love my man in ROLLERS! ooooh daddy STOP! now give me back my lipstick *wink*:tongue2:

LOVE YOU TO MER! LOL

Dont tell Jen But I found her a date or sheila or whoever wants...ally might like him to..But it seems he is more jens type...What do you think Mer??


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LEAVE ME ALONE...OK I got my man he's the hot fireman the one with the big hose...all the others are for the rest of you girls to chose from me and Angel already got our men thank you very much...:yes:

LEAVE ME ALONE...OK I got my man he's the hot fireman the one with the big hose...all the others are for the rest of you girls to chose from me and Angel already got our men thank you very much...:yes:

LOL OH ya thats right you got HOSE boy *wink* hmm OHH JELLLLY!!!!! hehehee:tongue2:

LOL OH ya thats right you got HOSE boy *wink* hmm OHH JELLLLY!!!!! hehehee:tongue2:

I'm Jenny not Jelly:no: :(

I'm Jenny not Jelly:no: :(

IM talking jellybean girl...we need to hook her up to!!
She got it going on like us! WOOT:tongue2:

IM talking jellybean girl...we need to hook her up to!!
She got it going on like us! WOOT:tongue2:

OH my bad...well Mr. Fireman is off limits...she can curler dude:yes:

OH my bad...well Mr. Fireman is off limits...she can curler dude:yes:

LOL i need to find her one better..although she thought he was hot! I mean what more can you ask for in a man who will put make up on with you and wear rollers! LOL:tongue2: :yes: :bgrin2:

LOL i need to find her one better..although she thought he was hot! I mean what more can you ask for in a man who will put make up on with you and wear rollers! LOL:tongue2: :yes: :bgrin2:

No comment on that one...:no:

He might be hoht, sans rollers and lipstick...haaa...

Nah, you know i like my guys just outta high school, ridin a skateboard... (legal age of course)

just kiddin - calm down everybody!!!! :hungry: :bgrin2:

No comment on that one...:no:


HMm I love this guy!! but im taken..maybe i can get kai to wear this!!

[QUOTE=Chamaeleon;477144]HMm I love this guy!! but im taken..maybe i can get kai to wear this!!



I don't Kai would wear that and if he does please don't post his pic for us to see...and babe I hope Kai does not look like this guy..well you know what I mean in certain areas:o :eek:

JELLY how bout a highschool teacher WITH a skateboard!

http://www.dukecityfix.com/magick.php/media/7/20050717-greg-skateboards.jpg

oh hell no I dont like my man hairy...hehe NOPE NOPE kai dont look like that..I do have a pic of him when his hair was longer...with no shirt on and just a bowtie ROFL WOOT THATs my desk top hehe

JELLY how bout a highschool teacher WITH a skateboard!

http://www.dukecityfix.com/magick.php/media/7/20050717-greg-skateboards.jpg


He smokes..I don't know about Jelly but Jenny doesn't like smoking:no:

He smokes..I don't know about Jelly but Jenny doesn't like smoking:no:

hmm YOU got a fireman who puts out smoke girl LOL >..nice hose!!

if she does not like that guy I got this one!

he is a swimmer type though Hope she likes!

[QUOTE=Chamaeleon;477150]hmm YOU got a fireman who puts out smoke girl LOL >..nice hose!!

if she does not like that guy I got this one!

he is a swimmer type though Hope she likes!



that's freakin' nasty...WTF?:eek:

that's freakin' nasty...WTF?:eek:

I know i saw that and said OMG its my neighbor!!! ACK!:eek:

I know i saw that and said OMG its my neighbor!!! ACK!:eek:

shut up...no it's not...meri are you for real?:confused:

shut up...no it's not...meri are you for real?:confused:

see hwo ugly he is..okay NOW imagine him in a robe and underwear about 20 lbs lighter LOL EEEW EEW EEW...I will have to catch him with my cam and post it here..its just EEW

see hwo ugly he is..okay NOW imagine him in a robe and underwear about 20 lbs lighter LOL EEEW EEW EEW...I will have to catch him with my cam and post it here..its just EEW

No thanks baby I'm good I don't need to see that...I have enough trouble sleeping.

No thanks baby I'm good I don't need to see that...I have enough trouble sleeping.

ME TO..this is why i keep my front blinds closed I dont need to go to bed shaking and crying in fear!:bgrin2:

JELLY how bout a highschool teacher WITH a skateboard!

http://www.dukecityfix.com/magick.php/media/7/20050717-greg-skateboards.jpg



ROFLMAO....

ROFLMAO....

hey meri jelly likes....we have a winner peeps:bgrin2: :tongue2:

hey meri jelly likes....we have a winner peeps:bgrin2: :tongue2:

see TOLD YOU I know your types of men..WOOT I am going to open a dating service!!
sign up below

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see TOLD YOU I know your types of men..WOOT I am going to open a dating service!!
sign up below

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notice it's still blank...mmm what does that tell you???

OMG WTF YOU TWO ARE NUTS lol.....

OMG WTF YOU TWO ARE NUTS lol.....

you already knew that before this thread though....:yes:

My sister told me to try finding one from a country that they're dying to get out of...

I was working on it, but then i found out she was just kidding :confused: :no: