20 ways to add to a healthy level of insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Some one Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. ( i have to try this one MUAHAH)

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity......
Smile and tell someone even if you don't like them Your glad they make the world go round!

Its Called therapy

Funny. How many of these have you actually done? ;)

Funny. How many of these have you actually done? ;)

none YET MUAHAHAHA I would love to do the parked car and blow dryer!!

My ex and I always enjoyed this one:

Present/slide credit card, wait for "approval" to show on screen or sales person to print receipt, then one say to the other very quietly, "Guess they haven't found the body yet." After which snorting sounds are allowed if you want to help the salesperson's heart leave her throat and return to her chest.

My ex and I always enjoyed this one:

Present/slide credit card, wait for "approval" to show on screen or sales person to print receipt, then one say to the other very quietly, "Guess they haven't found the body yet." After which snorting sounds are allowed if you want to help the salesperson's heart leave her throat and return to her chest.

LOL When Kai was here we went to safeway and while he was behind me I turned around frowned and said SIR if yo dont stop touching my azz IM going to have to slap you..he was like BABY WHAT the cashier frowned and that...OH ya he got me back dont worry..but was FUN!!

another one you can do..is be with someone in the store...start coughing..have then ask you so what did the doctor say..tell them while touching someones sleeve..he says its contagious..OMG people leave FAST LOL..tehn you have the isle to yourself

I've got a few...

1. Soak your hand in water, then approach someone from behind and make a sneezing noise and fling the water at them.

2. When at a music store, show the cashier a gospel or contemporary Christian CD and ask if they carry the "Explicit Lyrics" version.

3. Go around to every computer in your workplace and disconnect *one* random component from the computer. It can be a monitor, printer, mouse, backup disk, network cable, etc. (This is one I almost did try myself :D )

4. Cover your face in ketchup (or, if you have it, fake blood) and walk around in public.

LOL Funny Meri!!!