Embarrassing Moment!

I thought I would share my super embarrassing moment which happened to me at work today. Then maybe you guys can make me feel better with sharing one of your most embarrassing moments.

Well, I went to the ladies room today, and I washed my hands. I proceeded to fuss with my hair, check out my face in the mirror, tell myself, (to myself), your gonna be ok girl, you're lookin' fine today and so on, when a co worker comes out of her stall and says, "uh, Lisa, you something hanging out of the back of your pants". So I turn and glance in the mirror to see part of the paper seat cover hanging out of the back of my pants!!!!

I could have died! Especially when I realized I could have gone back to my desk in a department of about 100 people!

My new best friend then tells me it's a good thing she likes me or she would have just let me go back to my desk like that! We had the biggest laugh, which I really needed. Then she says, "Usually you see people walk out with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoes, but not piece of an *** gasket!"

:blush:

Thank you for that laugh, I needed that almost us much as you did, maybe more...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!

okay I got a few but will start with the most recent one

My hunny who is an aussie was talking about how i will arrive in australia..well his dad said ya dont wear your purse out unless it hangs over your shoulder. I said well I could always take a fanny pack. NOW mind you fanny is short for a womans PRIVATES there. SO im babbling on and they are busting a gut. IM thinking wth is so funny? SO I said fine I wont take my fanny pack and I will unhook it and leave it at the hotel. At this moment his dad is dyig laughing KAi is in tears.. so i said WTH IS SO FUNNY. His dad said wow since when can you undo your private parts? I said HUH..so they explain to me that in AUstralia a fanny is privates for a gal while fanny pack is called a UTILITY pack..sigh

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!

okay I got a few but will start with the most recent one

My hunny who is an aussie was talking about how i will arrive in australia..well his dad said ya dont wear your purse out unless it hangs over your shoulder. I said well I could always take a fanny pack. NOW mind you fanny is short for a womans PRIVATES there. SO im babbling on and they are busting a gut. IM thinking wth is so funny? SO I said fine I wont take my fanny pack and I will unhook it and leave it at the hotel. At this moment his dad is dyig laughing KAi is in tears.. so i said WTH IS SO FUNNY. His dad said wow since when can you undo your private parts? I said HUH..so they explain to me that in AUstralia a fanny is privates for a gal while fanny pack is called a UTILITY pack..sigh


Nice...no wonder your father in law loves you....

Nice...no wonder your father in law loves you....

IM an airhead what can i say...I want to hear others stories..OMG i needed this..great thread!

These are great stories. I can add one from my niece that just happened Sunday.

She's holding me and my fiance's daughter when I say to him Happy Father's Day.

She says, "Happy Father's Day? Who's Father is he?"

I just motioned to Aña and said, "Ummmm yeah."

gahhhh Lisa!!!!:bgrin2: I thought I was the only one that got into these types of situations. That was tooo funny. Sheesh...I am glad she didn't let you walk on out.:o

Here is my most embarrassing moment story.

It's about 1990 and I've just started a new job. There's a big meeting with several important people and I'm desperately trying to look like I get everything and to persuade my new boss that she made a brilliant decision in hiring me.

At the end of the meeting, we all - about 16 people around a big boardroom table - pull out our datebooks to set a date for the next meeting.

As I pull my datebook out of my bag, a condom somehow flies out with it and lands on the table in full view of everyone.

There's a split second of silence and then I grab the damn thing and stuff it back in my bag, as we all pretend it didn't happen.

I still blush when I think about it.

Pictures this:

Lovaholic 26, 8.5 months pregnant, 5'2 140lbs ALL belly. I'm at a wedding, go to ladies room, tuck the back of my dress into my panty hose by mistake, leave ladies room, walk across entire reception hall & right past the head table & band. Just as I'm about to sit down someone finally says, "You might want to fix your dress!":eek: It wasn't funny then, but hysterical now!

yeah definetely don't say fanny to anyone in Oz Chamaeleon! You will get strange looks.

And another heads up, thongs are what go on you feet (flip flops?) we call the ladies underwear versions "g strings".

Let me know if you need any other translating!



QUOTE=Chamaeleon;478998]LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!

okay I got a few but will start with the most recent one

My hunny who is an aussie was talking about how i will arrive in australia..well his dad said ya dont wear your purse out unless it hangs over your shoulder. I said well I could always take a fanny pack. NOW mind you fanny is short for a womans PRIVATES there. SO im babbling on and they are busting a gut. IM thinking wth is so funny? SO I said fine I wont take my fanny pack and I will unhook it and leave it at the hotel. At this moment his dad is dyig laughing KAi is in tears.. so i said WTH IS SO FUNNY. His dad said wow since when can you undo your private parts? I said HUH..so they explain to me that in AUstralia a fanny is privates for a gal while fanny pack is called a UTILITY pack..sigh[/QUOTE]

Here is my most embarrassing moment story.

It's about 1990 and I've just started a new job. There's a big meeting with several important people and I'm desperately trying to look like I get everything and to persuade my new boss that she made a brilliant decision in hiring me.

At the end of the meeting, we all - about 16 people around a big boardroom table - pull out our datebooks to set a date for the next meeting.

As I pull my datebook out of my bag, a condom somehow flies out with it and lands on the table in full view of everyone.

There's a split second of silence and then I grab the damn thing and stuff it back in my bag, as we all pretend it didn't happen.

I still blush when I think about it.

Oh goodness!

Okay, I have to ask -- was it in a wrapper? Sorry if it's obvious...

Oh goodness!

Okay, I have to ask -- was it in a wrapper? Sorry if it's obvious...

What sort of girl do you take me for? (Oh yes, I suppose I've already made that clear haven't I.)

Yes, it was in a wrapper.

Okay...along the lines of what bijou posted....maybe even weirder.

1996....vet school. There are 5 students, including me, and 3 instructors and we have to collect semen from a stallion for artificial insemination. I am the lucky one who gets to collect the semen. How do you do this you ask? Well, to help you visualize this, imagine me wearing a football helmet and holding a very latger, thin briefcase, cuz that's kind of what an equine artificial vagina looks like. So anyway, one person leads the mare in, two people are on either side of the dummy mount to help direct the stallion onto that instead of the mare, and another lucky student is going to help me direct this horse's 2+ feet penis into the artificial vagina...hehe. Got a good mental picture yet?

So anyway, the stallion comes dancing in, all puffed up and excited, everyone gets into position and the stallion goes to mount the dummy. Horses ejaculate pretty quickly, usually in under a minute, so while this horse is up there doing his thing on the dummy, I'm going to try and maneuver his - ummmm - yea - into the AV. And as soon as I grab him, the stupid horse shoots his whole load all over me! :eek: Apparently this was hilarious to everyone there EXCEPT me!

Definitely NOT a successful collection! And then ,as students do, everyone proceeds to make lovely jokes at my expense...one that sticks in my mind...something like...

"haha, it's only 10 am and already Beth has had blood, sht and cum all over her!"

Okay...along the lines of what bijou posted....maybe even weirder.

1996....vet school. There are 5 students, including me, and 3 instructors and we have to collect semen from a stallion for artificial insemination. I am the lucky one who gets to collect the semen. How do you do this you ask? Well, to help you visualize this, imagine me wearing a football helmet and holding a very latger, thin briefcase, cuz that's kind of what an equine artificial vagina looks like. So anyway, one person leads the mare in, two people are on either side of the dummy mount to help direct the stallion onto that instead of the mare, and another lucky student is going to help me direct this horse's 2+ feet penis into the artificial vagina...hehe. Got a good mental picture yet?

So anyway, the stallion comes dancing in, all puffed up and excited, everyone gets into position and the stallion goes to mount the dummy. Horses ejaculate pretty quickly, usually in under a minute, so while this horse is up there doing his thing on the dummy, I'm going to try and maneuver his - ummmm - yea - into the AV. And as soon as I grab him, the stupid horse shoots his whole load all over me! :eek: Apparently this was hilarious to everyone there EXCEPT me!

Definitely NOT a successful collection! And then ,as students do, everyone proceeds to make lovely jokes at my expense...one that sticks in my mind...something like...

"haha, it's only 10 am and already Beth has had blood, sht and cum all over her!"


Ladies and gentlemen - the winner!!!!!

Amazing story. And definitely weirder.

"haha, it's only 10 am and already Beth has had blood, sht and cum all over her!"
that is so funny:rofl:

Ok I think I've told this story on here before, but it was a while ago, so I'll retell it.
I once went to the loo, only the seat was cracked, and as I sat down it split and I suddenly fell into the toilet.
I kind of shrieked as I fell and lifted my arms, but that just made me slip further down, and because of the way my arms and legs were all tangled above me I couldnt manouvere myelf back out, so I had to yell for help and my bf of the time and my kids had to breakdown the toilet dooor to get to me, then it took 3 people pulling to yank me back out, soaking wet and knickerless....NOT my finest moment:eek:

I'm absolutely dying, laughing at all these stories!

I had an embarrassing moment the other day but not nearly as bad as some of your stories.

I put up letters on the wall reading "PASSPORT PHOTOS" but the sticky things I used weren't strong enough and they were falling down one at a time. My coworker joked that soon it would just read "AS* PHOTOS" and I was thinking of that while taking a passport photo...

I started to giggle and could not stop and I was crying and couldn't breathe and the customer was red in the face from laughing at ME too. It was horribly unprofessional and I'm scared now that it will happen every time!