grumpysgirl
10-25-2007, 02:08 AM
Well I found these funny and had to share...
funny want ads
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. (a bed for the older folks)
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy (yep BLAME it on the woman!)
Stock up and save. Limit: one. (HUH???)
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. (thank god they have insurance!)
Tickle me Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 mustang, 5L, auto, excellent condition—$6,800 (dang! I want it!)
Dennet's Wharf on the Waterfront restaurant lounge and more
We will do your mom over and over again on mothers day (go mom!)
Seen in a grocery store ad:
SUPER G STRING CHEESE 1.49 (um HMMM not TOUCHING that one folks!)
Seen in California newspaper want ads
Wanted: someone to go back in time with me. THIS is NO joke! Bring weapons as safety is not guaranteed. I have only done this once before
please write me at P.O box 322 oak view California
funny want ads
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. (a bed for the older folks)
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy (yep BLAME it on the woman!)
Stock up and save. Limit: one. (HUH???)
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary. (thank god they have insurance!)
Tickle me Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 mustang, 5L, auto, excellent condition—$6,800 (dang! I want it!)
Dennet's Wharf on the Waterfront restaurant lounge and more
We will do your mom over and over again on mothers day (go mom!)
Seen in a grocery store ad:
SUPER G STRING CHEESE 1.49 (um HMMM not TOUCHING that one folks!)
Seen in California newspaper want ads
Wanted: someone to go back in time with me. THIS is NO joke! Bring weapons as safety is not guaranteed. I have only done this once before
please write me at P.O box 322 oak view California