Geo55
11-17-2007, 01:59 AM
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Hoping that the salesman may not have heard her flatulence above the background noise of the jewelry store, the lady asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet" as if nothing had happened.
The salesman answered "Madam, if the mere sight of that bracelet caused you to break wind, you'll likely finish the job when you learn the price."
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Hoping that the salesman may not have heard her flatulence above the background noise of the jewelry store, the lady asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet" as if nothing had happened.
The salesman answered "Madam, if the mere sight of that bracelet caused you to break wind, you'll likely finish the job when you learn the price."