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I have notice a plethora of guys on ladies, mostly guys trying to hook up with the ladies.
I watch Fear Factor sometimes. So I was wondering…. Let’s say ladies if you chose 3 guys on the board that you like, but do not know which one you would really want to be with. How about a Challenge for the 3 guys in 3 events. My question is What would you chose the 3 events to be? I.E. how fast can you change a tire, or make the bed or do the dishes. Just to throw some out there.
:cool:

My three events:

1. 50-yard dash (the loser would be the winner)

2. Chocolate chip cookie baking. (I would choose all three guys. Hey, I'm hungry, ok? :D)

3. How fast they can unmake a bed. (as in stripping the bed to do laundry! ... geesh you guys what did you think I meant?!)

I think how fast he can drop everything and play with me. ('play' meaning= spend time with having fun, sex, whatever it is at the moment)

3 events :D

1) an afternoon stroll with me :) I walk very fast and for long distances! :D

2) preparing the most innovative salad, I love salads, especially unusual ones ;) :D

3) make me laugh loudest, the one who did this would be the outright winner!

Well Breadaxe, I'm the wrong sex for this but I hope you or nobody else minds if I chuck in a few of my events for any potential dilemma I might have in selecting the right lady.


My three events are as follows:


1) Hunting out rare 45's and charming record dealers with personality. Winner determined by quality of vinyl scored.

2) Sitting calmly and peacefully next to me whilst I drive along a motorway. I don't know what it is about stepping into a car with your loved one :rolleyes: :D

3) Holding your tongue when I'm late (again). That is a tricky one I know....

LOL!

1. Who could sit the longest in the same room with my three children and still maintain their sanity AND resist the urge to give me parenting advice!

2. Who could actually come closest to getting their dirty socks, underwear, towel and whatever INTO the clothes hamper (I know this nearly impossible for men, but maybe one could get at least NEAR the hamper).

3. See which one could actually take a list to the store and come back with remotely the items I sent them for....

Oh Lawd, my b/f is gonna kill me when he reads this. LOL

Event N° 1:

Seat besides me while i´m fast driving and keep his mouth shout!!!!

Event N° 2:

In the car driving and missing , trying to find that street.... and let me explain how to reach it... or ask to someone on the street....

Event N° 3:

Go to dance with me all night... all tunes (merengue, salsa, rock and roll, disco, mambo,chachacha, tango etc!!!).

Number three its very special for me....

LOL


MIM

OMG! Everyone else already listed my ideas, so I'll try to come up with new ones. I'm already engaged, but if he ran off tomorrow and I was in the market, I'd have the three following challenges:

1. Give me a full body massage, including foot massage, without wanting anything in return.

2. Not get annoyed at the four cats I have (they kind of think it's THEIR house and we are just allowed to be here with them, until they decide otherwise).

3. Make me an exquisite dinner (no beenie weenie or Dinty Moore Beef Stew allowed!!!) must include proper table setting, flowers, appropriate wine selection, and pleasing dinner music (can be flexible on music).

Great thread!

1. Able to keep his mouth shut about how much Diet Coke I drink.

2. CHEERFULLY goes with me to flea markets, garage sales and antique stores COMBINED with loading said stuff with no muttering under his breath.

3. Knows how to work everything related to camping and recreational vehicles.

Oh, my needs are so simple!:D

This is a Reality Show, right?

So the challenges gotta be reality-based, like Joannalee's and YR's. Besides, most guys can rise to the occasion (pun not intended ;) ) for events like massages and cooking, so there's not much of a fear factor there!

Savannah's Challenges For the BraveHearted

1. Not only NOTICE some variety of accidental canine output (think of housebreaking a puppy....), but a) do not inform me of it and b) clean it up without mentioning how heroic an act it was.

2. Ride in an enclosed vehicle with me while "Paranoid" plays on perpetual repeat on the CD, without counting how many times you've heard it.

3. Pass me my purse, visibly, in a public place without twitching a single facial muscle, or looking around to see who might have noticed (and -- gasp!-- would think it was YOUR PURSE.....)

1. Best foot massage.

2. Most sensual shower partner.

3. Whoever can tolerate my dogs and keep them from eating my dinner!!!!!! ;)

Guess that leaves me out!!! http://www.extreme-athlete.com/forums/images/smilies/naughty.gif

Sugar, I'll forgive you one lost meal . . . :D

1) The one who knows that when IM in that "TIME OF THE MONTH ZONE" to just say nothing, just squeeze me, baby me and keep quiet.

2) The most spontaneous one, the one that gets up on a Saturday and with no plans just do something fun.

3) other than that, im pretty easy to please.

Well, I have read the Challenges, and I must admit some of them might seem easy (to guys) but they might be very difficult. All of the challenges, well the majority seem to be the same thing. I.E. Massages and keeping guys mouth shut. Now.... I can take orders pretty good. But is that would OW want. I all honesty I did not expect such replies. If this is what mature women want, then I am in luck . because I can do that. No problem.

I have complied 3 events from the responses that I think would be the most difficult for me and guys my age (in general) In no order:



Savannah’s
1. Ride in an enclosed vehicle with me while "Paranoid" plays on perpetual repeat on the CD, without counting how many times you've heard it. <---I might jump out of the car

Joannalee’s
2. . Who could actually come closest to getting their dirty socks, underwear, towel and whatever INTO the clothes hamper (I know this nearly impossible for men, but maybe one could get at least NEAR the hamper). <---- I'm still workin' on that one. my dad is 41 and he's still gettin flak over that one.

MIM’s
3. Go to dance with me all night... all tunes (merengue, salsa, rock and roll, disco, mambo,chachacha, tango etc!!!).
<--- Dancin' I might have a problem


Yellowrose’s (Runner up)
4. CHEERFULLY goes with me to flea markets, garage sales and antique stores COMBINED with loading said stuff with no muttering under his breath. <----CHEERFULLY?! Well depending on how many time a week you go. i might not have a problem





[OVERALL.] The Challenge that I would have the most trouble with, would be MIM’s

Joannalee got my three...........and everyones was excellent!

How about some real Survivor-style challenges-just for you-know-whats and giggles:

1) Reward challenge (Reward: all the beer and nachos that you and three of your buddies can consume at your favorite sports bar)

Must spend entire day consoling a woman who has just been broken up with. You will watch romantic comedies on Lifetime, eat Haagen-Dazs and/or chocolate and be supportive while she cries and vents.

Cruising around looking for his car in bar parking lots or in front of another woman's home is optional but qualifies you for a bonus evening at Hooters.

2) Immunity challenge (complete this successfully or risk being 'voted off the Island')

Go to supermarket with shopping list, on it are a number of items:

1) Pantyhose
2) "Feminine hygiene" supplies
3) Oprah Winfrey magazine
4) Midol

Must obtain all items (in proper size, brand, color, etc.) and be served by male cashier.

Dear Bread:


I CAN TEACH YOU!!!!!!!!! and of course we can take breaks of 15 minutes, remember i´m 40 and i recognize that i get tired too!!!!!

Please give me a chance!!!!!


LOL


MIM

OH Mrs. Robinson,

now those I can relate to. LOL

I didnt say i could'nt do it, it would just be hard for me TO do it.
I can be taught. I am your sponge:cool:

I've read all of the replies and they are terrific! All of the ones I had come up with were listed already but I managed to come up with a few more just for fun...

1.) Being able to aim and hit the toilet and not the rim or
floor... if ya do hit the rim or floor ya gotta clean it up!

2.) Being able to stay awake at least 15 minutes after sex so
there's time to talk a cuddle before I hear snoring.

3.) Being able to fold the laundry so it dosn't look like the dog
slept on it for an hour when you pull it out of the dresser (you score extra points if you can do this!).

I love you guys faults and all! You always put up with all my short comings and baloney. Bless you for that!

Midge:p

If I am the runner up.... who is the winner? :confused:

:D ;)

PS... No more than 1 every two weeks... except on vacations... once or twice a day as we travel. http://www.gifs.net/animate/yellowrose.gif

http://66.227.101.70/otn/love/sweety.gif Buy me a gift. I would fall for a guy that bought me a beagle.http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/animals/bl_paw.gifhttp://216.40.249.192/s/otn/animals/bl_paw.gif

http://66.227.101.70/otn/love/sweety.gif Choose a trip destination. A desert paradisiac beach would be the best choice. If he also thought about the room, one with glass on the floor from where we could see the fish passing at night would be the one. No doubt about it. http://smilies.crowd9.com/otn/animals/bablefish.gifhttp://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/tweetz/trout.gif

http://66.227.101.70/otn/love/sweety.gif A night with me. Do you think I could choose a partner without that? You all know what I would be expecting from him, but I tell you, I would be paying more attention to his tenderness than to his performance. We can work on whatever technique might be missing, but I don't want to work on anyone's ability to love anymore!

Originally posted by midge123


1.) Being able to aim and hit the toilet and not the rim or
floor... if ya do hit the rim or floor ya gotta clean it up! <----That's not a problem i just sit down

2.) Being able to stay awake at least 15 minutes after sex so
there's time to talk a cuddle before I hear snoring. <-------Cuddle, hell I'm a wookie :)
3.) Being able to fold the laundry so it dosn't look like the dog
slept on it for an hour when you pull it out of the dresser (you score extra points if you can do this!). <---once agian, my military background can save me on this one, except for folding panties

Midge:p [/B]

Yellowrose MIM's would be my winner very tough to do her events. But if only 1 a week to go to flea markets. I think i can handle that:)

Hey YellowRose!!! if we want to know which of us can make it....
What events wants Bread us to do????


Please Bread Dare Us!!!!!

:D :D :D


MIM


PS:
Thanks very much for my 1st place by the way....at the end is easy to please me:
LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE!!!!!

1) Explain why there are 2 other buttons on bottom of my shirt. Where in the hell to they go?!
2) Mud wreslting (Just kidding) but that would be a sight. I want a massage. I have never gotten one from a female , so that would be a good event for ya’ll to do.
3) This has 3 parts a) Sit through a movie WITHOUT askin’ every 5 min: “What’s going on?” b) Get all dressed up and NOT ask me "Am i fat? Am I ulgy?" c) Write a lymric on why you would want to be with me


I am beginning to understand thigns now. Wow, It's nice to have women fightin' over you. Now i know why women let guys do that all the time.

Originally posted by Breadaxe
1) Explain why there are 2 other buttons on bottom of my shirt. Where in the hell to they go?!
2) Mud wreslting (Just kidding) but that would be a sight. I want a massage. I have never gotten one from a female , so that would be a good event for ya’ll to do.
3) This has 3 parts a) Sit through a movie WITHOUT askin’ every 5 min: “What’s going on?” b) Get all dressed up and NOT ask me "Am i fat? Am I ulgy?" c) Write a lymric on why you would want to be with me


I am beginning to understand thigns now. Wow, It's nice to have women fightin' over you. Now i know why women let guys do that all the time.

1. the extra buttons are for when someone rips your shirt off of you in the heat of passion and you have to replace them

2. A massage is good. I like to give them. Ask BigBri.

3. a. what kind of movie b. I already know I am fat and beautiful so this part's not a problem c. can I write a haiku instead of a limerick?

No S***! Is that what they are for?! So they are like little reserve buttons? COOL!
Japanese poetry will do.
I need some time . I can think of some events that would define my ideal OW

OK!!!

Nessa explained so good about the 2 buttons... and have another uses too....

I can give you a massage , i guess all women can do that very good.

I can see a movie with asking but maybe talk sometimes to myself..... in a loud voice....

I dress up for me so if i feel ugly or fat be sure i will not ask i will change my clothes ´till i feel great and sexy ( have to be patient).

And i can write you a "Joropo" venezuelan style or a "Pasodoble" spaniard style.... you choose...

I guess Nessa is giving me and YR a hard battle....


;)


MIM

Originally posted by MIM
OK!!!


I guess Nessa is giving me and YR a hard battle....


;)


MIM

Naw Mim I will gracefully back down at any time. I"m just keeping my nose in the middle of stuff. I'm very happy with my BigBri.