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Maria
04-15-2003, 05:51 AM
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/1296.gif
Okay, here we go again, since our thread was blown away by the winds during yesterday's latest blackout here in Ageless.

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/636.gifThis is a thread for those who are flirting, willing to invite someone to flirt here in ageless, or just flirt with an imaginary person. The menu of the day is Romance! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/636.gif

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/417.gifI also want to explain that this thread was especially created for two of our loving birds, Peachy 51 and Joe, who won't leave my dream world trip alone, they keep flirting and nobody dares to stop them, so the thread is dying. As I also happen to love flirting, one thing led to the other and here we are!

Peachy
04-15-2003, 09:15 AM
Oh, but Maria, it is soooooo much more fun to flirt on the "forbidden" thread . . . and Rrrrrrrocco seems to like your thread:D

It remains to be seen if he will leave his cave for this thread . . .

Maria
04-15-2003, 09:36 AM
Okay, so he's not allowed in here anymore! <a href="http://www.coisasfowfax.blogger.com.br"><img src="http://www.coisasfowfaxgifscutes3.blogger.com.br/f26.gif"Border="0"></a>

I had written all I wanted in a man yesterday and now it's not easy to repeat, because....hmmm.....I forgot!!!

The only thing that hasn't changed since the thread disappeared is that people are shy, they don't want to risk writing here and then not getting a man or a woman to flirt with them; C'mon folks, it's JUST for fun!http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/monsieurboo/smiliee.gif

Pretend you are talking to your ideal flirt, and the one responding should do the same. No, you don't have to marry your flirt, okay?

I start again then.

I will make it simple. My flirt should be Fun, Intelligent, Sensual. Kind. Romantic and Adventurous. Dreamer. Willing to take challenges. Home guy. I gave up on shopping with one, but I still hope he will come with a beagle. He doesn't smoke, my flirt. I will be his only addiction.


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Irishone
04-15-2003, 12:21 PM
I accept your challenge and will now begin "flirting"...I absolutely love your breath.......
ok
Now you say something "hot" back to me....

yajivx
04-15-2003, 01:16 PM
guess this could be more fun. lets see...

vijay

Nessa
04-15-2003, 01:20 PM
something like "oh your eyes are so blue I could just fall into them and swim around forever".

Irishone
04-15-2003, 01:27 PM
Thank you for asking nessa, yes my eyes are Green ,

Nessa
04-15-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by Irishone
Thank you for asking nessa, yes my eyes are Green ,


GREEN? Green eyes I'm suck a sucker for deep Green eyes....


deep green eyes staring intently at me.....

Irishone
04-15-2003, 01:38 PM
Perhaps not INtently because of my short attention span but hows CONtently? Starring Contently at you with deep green eyes...then to whisper "your fly's down" gently in your ear as gum falls out of my mouth on to your shoulder but I leave it be there because it has lost it's flavor........

Nessa
04-15-2003, 01:39 PM
oh dear how romantic... did you drool on me too???

Irishone
04-15-2003, 01:41 PM
I was drooling when you met me no time to change now

Nessa
04-15-2003, 01:47 PM
Let me change my shirt.... it's getting damp....

Irishone
04-15-2003, 01:54 PM
Yes...WE (meaning I help) Should change that shirt, lucky for you I am skilled in the art of "Button unfastening" I am also proficeint in various Zipper designs but thats for a different time. Now you were saying something about my deep Green Eyes and how seductive they were ....please continue I didn't mean to interrupt.

Maria
04-15-2003, 01:57 PM
Nessa, Nessa...five minutes of flirt and you are changing your shirt? How do you guys do to go from "I love your eyes" to "I am drooling over you"?
No wonder you are not famous for being the best lovers in the world http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/turb/milk.gif...but you might get the "fastest" lovers prize!!
Ok, Ok, I know I am being cruel and unfair http://216.40.249.192/s/ups/trixie/alien.gif, but...

Prove me wrong, then!

Irishone
04-15-2003, 02:03 PM
Yeah Nessa, ya cheap date ! (j/k) zero to topless in one little drool.

Maria
04-15-2003, 02:04 PM
I love green eyes

Green eyes have something of half-angel http://e4u.consoleradar.com/angels/teu27.gif, half-sin http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier52.gif...

Nessa
04-15-2003, 02:10 PM
You all assumed I changed right there.


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WRONG


I went demurely into the other room and put on a new tee-shirt and a sweat shirt on top of that... one with lace and ribbons...


now I can bat my big brown eyes..... and return to the flirt at hand.

Irishone
04-15-2003, 02:11 PM
I wont argue with those traits, however in my defense I believe its more about 80 % angel, 20% sin....

Peachy
04-15-2003, 02:42 PM
By jove, Maria - - - I think they've got the idea!!

Alas, but no Rrrrrocco . . . I told you he has parked his cave over on the destinations thread . . . you know how hard it is to get guys to relocate . . .

Irishone
04-15-2003, 02:48 PM
You make my heart sing.... you make everything... groovy...you move me...

Nessa
04-15-2003, 02:52 PM
are you calling me a wild thang????

you precious bite you....

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:03 PM
why thank you, that was nice. and yes ...I bite

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:04 PM
you bite?

what happens if I bite back???


oh and I've been told I taste yummy.....

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:08 PM
I am in for a good old fashioned bite fight, and could you describe yummy?

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:10 PM
are you in for it or up for it????



yummy as in delicious as in eat you up .....

Maria
04-15-2003, 03:13 PM
Oh, my, Peachy, if things continues like this I will have to flirt with you http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/tweetz/scared.gif! Nessa got Irishone and nobody else will come...
What is the problem with Ageless, is everybody taken? http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier42.gifhttp://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier42.gifhttp://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier42.gif

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:13 PM
I am up and In...or In and up..it..yummy....delicious...eat me up.....hmmmm....you had me at yummy

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Oh, my, Peachy, if things continues like this I will have to flirt with you http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/tweetz/scared.gif! Nessa got Irishone and nobody else will come...
What is the problem with Ageless, is everybody taken? http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier42.gifhttp://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier42.gifhttp://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/tier42.gif


Maria I was just trying to help you out...

a few years back when I broke my ankle my girlfriend would drive me to the doctor to have my cast changed. I found out one of the reasons she did it was to watch the ortho tech and me flirt with each other.

One day she said "it's so much fun watching two natural flirts go at it, they dont' even realize they are flirting."

I guess I was born with the gene. thankfully BigBri knows I'm a natural flirt and is VERY cool with it... he's a flirt too but not nearly as bad as I am.

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Irishone
I am up and In...or In and up..it..yummy....delicious...eat me up.....hmmmm....you had me at yummy

but if .... if I had you at Yummy, why make me work so hard???

in and up and out and in and all around... hmmmm will we need to take a rest break and get some water and catch our breath?



(How am I doing Maria is this FUN??????????)

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:28 PM
Maria, I did not mean for you to feel left out I am just playing but you can flirt with me too, I don't mind...



(am I full of s#it ...)

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Irishone
Maria, I did not mean for you to feel left out I am just playing but you can flirt with me too, I don't mind...



(am I full of s#it ...)

what I'm not woman enough????:p

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:34 PM
I hardly know you...and who is bigbri? It is possible that perhaps you are woman enough but thats yet to be proven.

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:36 PM
ah Irishone.... cute thing... this is flirting..

BIGBri is my 350 pound Redneck boyfriend

Maria
04-15-2003, 03:38 PM
Hey, Nessa, don't worry, I am a natural "voyeuse" (voyeur for girls, you know...)

But Irishone, are you proposing a competition? I can't compete with Nessa, she's my friend...but then again, what the h..., she's taken!

Ok, so stop drooling, and come close to me, I'll read your palms.. http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/contrib/tweetz/witchy.gif are you nervous? I see a new love coming here...http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/love/heartpump.gif

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:41 PM
ah Maria,

I'm taken yes my heart and soul stolen by this big ole guy... but ummm why the cat's away the mouse will play wink wink nudge nudge.....

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:43 PM
Gatorade...because I can't wait for you to catch your breath and replenish your fluids very long, trains leavin "all aboard!"

Maria
04-15-2003, 03:43 PM
Ok, Nessa, but you know what they say, sis...

All in love is fair!

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:47 PM
Maria... I ve wiped my face and cleaned up my act for you, I can tell your nervous, but I can also feel that your anxious. Come a little closer and see what happens...

Nessa
04-15-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Irishone
Maria... I ve wiped my face and cleaned up my act for you, I can tell your nervous, but I can also feel that your anxious. Come a little closer and see what happens...


wait wait wait.... do I just watch or are we going to move this to the threesome thread????

Maria
04-15-2003, 03:52 PM
Oh, must be the wine, I rarely feel this nervous...but where were we? Your life line...I think you are going to live a very important event when you are about...hmm let me see...28, 29 years old...http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/love/lovestory.gif

Maria
04-15-2003, 03:55 PM
Nessa, that doesn't scare me...what scares me is the smiley I chose, girl, do I see a baby in there? http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/blackeye/SHOCKED.gif

Please don't consider that one...

Irishone
04-15-2003, 03:56 PM
Please go on, my temperature is rising and I have a new found love for palm readers...

Maria
04-15-2003, 03:59 PM
Well, let me see your mount of venus...I don't see too many lines there, are you sure you are faithful? Quite soft mount, meaning you are sensual, but tend to be a bit selfish...
How is it going? <a href="http://www.coisasfowfax.blogger.com.br"><img src="http://www.coisasfowfaxgifscutes2.blogger.com.br/g12.gif"Border="0"></a>

Nessa
04-15-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Nessa, that doesn't scare me...what scares me is the smiley I chose, girl, do I see a baby in there? http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/blackeye/SHOCKED.gif

Please don't consider that one...

Maria,

don't get me started on babies... as MUCH as I want one and as mixed feelings that Brian has I know in my brain if not my heart that having my tubes tied is a good thing.

Nessa
04-15-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Irishone
Please go on, my temperature is rising and I have a new found love for palm readers...

how do you feel about Tarot cards?????

Irishone
04-15-2003, 04:05 PM
Well I am faithful but yearning, and I am somewhat selfish when I have worked hard for things that I determine are worth being selfish for or of. I think you would probably understand. And now your starting to miss me .....

Maria
04-15-2003, 04:05 PM
Well, never mind, the baby is on Irishone's life line!!
As long as you don't go out with him, nothing will happen :D

Nessa
04-15-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Well, never mind, the baby is on Irishone's life line!!
As long as you don't go out with him, nothing will happen :D

and that is probably a very good thing my friend. I'm too dang old to be changing diapers that don't belong to a grandchild and too young to be a grandma

Maria
04-15-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Irishone
And now your starting to miss me .....

I have your hands in mine, how could I miss you?
http://e4u.consoleradar.com/fam/fam10.gif

Irishone
04-15-2003, 04:12 PM
Your skin is soft, your heart is warm, please don't let go of my hand......ever......

Nessa
04-15-2003, 04:14 PM
clearly this is my cue to exit stage left.....



c ya! have fun kids...

Maria
04-15-2003, 04:17 PM
I won't, but before we go beyond the limits of your palm...come close....I whisper....do you have a nice mother? http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/637.gif


Wait, Nessa, help is on the way!

Princessdy
04-15-2003, 04:17 PM
This so cute you two ;) I'd jump in but I don't want to distrub the "flow" ...

Princessdy

BTW, I have green green eyes :) Does that count ??? :D

Princessdy

PS Maria, I can't believe the two opposite ways the same thread took ... very interesting huh ???

Nessa
04-15-2003, 04:21 PM
Dyan you have Green Eyes... lucky you.


I hate my brown eyes.... I said that to Brian on Sunday and he got so upset.... 'but WHY?" my blue eyed boy asks me 'you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen"

ya can love a guy like that.... oh and after green eyes...I go for blue..... I always wanted green eyes.

Nessa
04-15-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
I won't, but before we go beyond the limits of your palm...come close....I whisper....do you have a nice mother? http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/637.gif


Wait, Nessa, help is on the way!


well Maria if you want me to hang around for YOU and YOU alone I will wait.... but he'd better be worth it.....

Maria
04-15-2003, 04:24 PM
I am flexible, Dyan, I know that life turns, turns, turns...but stay with us, I am calling help with some nice young men that have to practice how to flirt? Would you stay?

Green eyes, well, that must count, sure<a href="http://www.coisasfowfax.blogger.com.br"><img src="http://www.coisasfowfaxgifscutes2.blogger.com.br/hina2.gif"Border="0"></a>

Princessdy
04-15-2003, 04:32 PM
Of course i must stay ... to see how this plays out ... Where is Al when you need his romantic input ??? You should call on him Maria. And oh, yes, I can think of about a dozen ym here that could easily take up on this thread and do very very well ;) Yes, call in the reserves ... or calvery ... or the masses ... ha, ha ...

Princessdy

Maria
04-15-2003, 04:35 PM
Hey, more than 250 people read this thread and only 5 had the courage to post! This is not good...I'll have to call Al, good idea Princess!

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/ups/kamikaze/smilie_home.gif

yajivx
04-15-2003, 04:41 PM
hi girls,

this is Vijay... hows this going anyway..

Maria
04-15-2003, 04:46 PM
Hello, there...is this your first post, Vijay? Welcome to the Flirting room...
By the way, how do you imagine your flirt? How would she be?
http://216.40.249.192/s/kao/otn/pbutterfly.gif

yajivx
04-15-2003, 04:49 PM
fine..

a good looking, homely, understanding girl would be good enough...

seems lots with this criteria here..

vj

Maria
04-15-2003, 04:53 PM
So, I know you are from India...tell us something about how people flirt there...http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/aahmed/biggrin.gif

yajivx
04-15-2003, 04:58 PM
hey this is very unfortunate here...

theres a lot culutral restrictions... if we start abt that then it would turn into a seriuos thread...
probably in some other thread......

Maria
04-15-2003, 05:12 PM
Do you mean that flirting is not okay in India? http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/eek6.gif

yajivx
04-15-2003, 05:17 PM
ah leave that.. lets talk later..

so hows ur guy shd be.. Maria..????

what r u expectiing...from him..?

Maria
04-15-2003, 05:50 PM
Haven't you forgotten an N, Al?

And Vj, my man...hmm, i described him in the beginning, have a look! ;)

Maria
04-15-2003, 06:28 PM
Well, you mentionned atomic sex or sex bomb, I don't remember, so I wondered...
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/war/bombs/dynamite_bomb_md_wht.gif

Joe
04-15-2003, 11:58 PM
Alright honeys, I'll flirt about my 'fetish factor'! :p
I'm not into the "pretty eye color" thing, or the "color of hair" or "teeth". I like other things that most men don't look at, like feet!
Who here has pretty feet??? http://www.intense-training.com/forums/images/smilies/yumyum.gif

joe

Peachy
04-16-2003, 12:06 AM
Rrrrrocco --- you beast!! --- out scouting for new feet --- that cuts Peachy to the pit :eek:

Princessdy
04-16-2003, 12:32 AM
Ummmmmmm, I've been told I have nice feet ... And Joe, that's the cutest little smiley face ... a lickin one ... lol ...

Princessdy

Joe
04-16-2003, 12:36 AM
You've been "told" that, but women need to have them pampered on a regular basis, hence the "yumyum" smiley face! ;)

joe

mauravel
04-16-2003, 03:10 AM
hope this doesnt sound too dodgy.... I love feet too, little ones that are neat and straight.... I have no idea where it came from and I dont think that its a fetish or an obsession (yet!) but they really do things for me.

Probably the reason why I love summer.... lots of strappy shoes around!

Jim
xx

Joe
04-16-2003, 03:18 AM
Yeah bro, if the man ain't suckin' the "peds" while makin' love to the woman, then he ain't doin' it right in the first place. ;)


joe

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:11 AM
Guys, what a technique is that for flirt?
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/dvv/cwmddd.gif

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:16 AM
well if they like feet maria then sucking toes or talking about sucking toes is flirting....

Maria
04-16-2003, 10:12 AM
Oh...well, I guess I am really old-fashioned then...
http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/guus/juul_zingt.gif

Irishone
04-16-2003, 12:25 PM
Hardly old fashioned, I have seen some crummy toes in my life and they are the last thing I want in my mouth...maybe not the LAST thing but they are top five(get it five toes, oh c'mon if your british your laughing right now) so lovely Maria I don't find you old fashioned, But rather just fashioned.

yajivx
04-16-2003, 12:46 PM
last thing.. not even the last, to be had in my mouth...

when theres lot to have why i shd abt thing on that.. ;)

vj

Maria
04-16-2003, 01:10 PM
Oh, some romantic guys are back, how nice...

Flirting is that nice time before two people decide to stay together and have a relationship. It's when we look into each other's eyes looking for a yes, afraid of a no, not sure if things are going where we want or not. It's finding excuses to touch his hand, his shoulder...http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/kao/otn/l1.gif it's trying to find a nice and discrete way to invite him (or getting him to invite you if you are really lucky) for a movie, a dinner, a walk.
Everybody knows when two people are flirting, but those flirting seem to doubt every clear hint that the other gives to himhttp://smilies.crowd9.com/kao/msroom/hate.gif. It's as if all those emotions blind you.
Flirt is not yet passion, not yet love, it's just a possibility, a promise.
It has to be delicate...http://mindscraps.com/s/kao/otn/smooch.gif

Nessa
04-16-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Flirting is that nice time before two people decide to stay together and have a relationship. Flirt is not yet passion, not yet love, it's just a possibility, a promise.
It has to be delicate...http://mindscraps.com/s/kao/otn/smooch.gif


Oh Maria, you don't flirt once you are in a relationship?

Some of my best fun is flirting with my current love.

Granted the flirting is different, it's more of a tease than a flirt but nevertheless it's still a flirt, a tease a promise, an intellectual tickle if you will......

Peachy
04-16-2003, 02:09 PM
Amen, Nessa . . . flirting should never die . . . even if you've been with that person a long time . . . it just gets better because you know the buttons to push :)

prince146
04-16-2003, 02:20 PM
I agree flirting is a good thing,

Lets sound the horns and the trumpets !!!!!!!!!

Hear Ye! Hear Ye ! Come One! Come All !!

Flirting Now and Forever shall be a good thing and it will not be looked upon as bad. More people should embrace" Flirting"

Say One Say All


LOL

Sorry got a little carried away.
:D

Maria
04-16-2003, 02:27 PM
But you all agree that the flirting before is different from the flirting after...or am I the only one to experience that time as if I were floating with clouds?
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/409.gif

Prince, glad you found the flirting place!

Nessa
04-16-2003, 02:34 PM
Flirting with someone you have not slept with is VERY different than flirting with a lover.

Flirting with someone you have not slept with and WANT to sleep with is very different than flirting in general.

prince146
04-16-2003, 02:37 PM
OH Yes the first flirting were your on cloud nine is the most intense.......feelings ....goose bumbs.....funny feeling in your stomach. Then the anticipation of see one another . I think if I had to sum it all up I would probably say, thats a very special time and one that is very delicate. Flirting before can lift a person whole day up... Like you beautiful one <MariaLux> :

The picture of you and your smile is one that only a flower as pretty as a Rose can even come close to compare.

I hope your blushing

:D

Maria
04-16-2003, 02:40 PM
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/246.gif
Nessa, you are a wise woman.
Wow, you are the person who flirts the best here, I am starting to think I'll choose YOU for my flirting partner!!!!!! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/laughing/laugh2.gif

Nessa
04-16-2003, 02:44 PM
Ah Maria,

My heat be still. A flirt is a flirt regardless of who I flirt with. Something that makes you think just a bit harder..... wonder a bit deeper.....

hmmmmmmmmmm


oh and be nice I'm starting to miss Brian more than I want to.

Maria
04-16-2003, 02:45 PM
Oh, now I am completely confused, lost in doubts!!!! Prince is good at it too! <a href="http://www.coisasfowfax.blogger.com.br"><img src="http://www.coisasfowfaxgifscutes2.blogger.com.br/hina2.gif"Border="0"></a>

prince146
04-16-2003, 02:45 PM
This is some Class A Flirting going on

I'm learning a lot.

continue

Nessa
04-16-2003, 02:48 PM
never doubt. it's just a flirt just like sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I miss Brian and that's good I just was hoping to not miss him till maybe Thursday or Friday... gonna be a long weekend now.

Maria
04-16-2003, 02:49 PM
LOL Nessa!!!!

Originally posted by Nessa
Ah Maria,

My heat be still.

oh and be nice I'm starting to miss Brian more than I want to.
Did you really mean Heat? http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/other/ignore.gif
http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/shocked/tdo12.gif
I am afraid Joe will come and send us to the threesome thread and that Bogg will confirm that after all we are perverts!!

Nessa
04-16-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
LOL Nessa!!!!


Did you really mean Heat? http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/other/ignore.gif
http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/shocked/tdo12.gif
I am afraid Joe will come and send us to the threesome thread and that Bogg will confirm that after all we are perverts!!

no i meant HEART and I was joking.... LOL how freudian...

Nessa
04-16-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by prince146
This is some Class A Flirting going on

I'm learning a lot.

continue


ah so you like the idea of being taught?? hmmmmmmm will have to dig out that school teacher outfit of mine....

prince146
04-16-2003, 03:10 PM
I bet you would make a wonderful teacher

I would be you prize pupil


LOL

Nessa
04-16-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by prince146
I bet you would make a wonderful teacher

I would be you prize pupil


LOL

Ah sweet Prince what Prize would you like?????




(how am I doing Maria is this good flirting???)

yajivx
04-16-2003, 03:40 PM
One more student here teacher...

Nessa
04-16-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
One more student here teacher...

Did you want Private lessons or group lessons?

yajivx
04-16-2003, 03:45 PM
both i guess..

as u wish... :) so what we can start with..???

Maria
04-16-2003, 03:47 PM
I don't need lessons, but I am paying the course's fee just to watch!
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/blackeye/hippy.gif

yajivx
04-16-2003, 03:48 PM
then u could take the role of teacher Maria...

and what can I pay for u..

mauravel
04-16-2003, 03:49 PM
me too..... but I've got a video camera waiting for when the practicals start.... :D

prince146
04-16-2003, 03:50 PM
I think I'll do what ever you want to teach me Nessa, but personally I want the one on one lesson ...... I think that personal touch is the best.

mauravel
04-16-2003, 03:52 PM
what is a teachers uniform by the way??

I can get past horn rimmed glasses, cardigans and a tartan pleated skirt... and the cane of course.

Jim
xx

Nessa
04-16-2003, 03:53 PM
OH NO Jewish Mother guilt setting in... this was supposed to be for Maria to flirt not for Nessa..... Nessa is taken....


oh let me see,

do I need to assign HOMEwork assignments....


hmmmmmmm.... and I guess I should create individualized lessons specific for each pupil.


good thing BigBri is out of town this week, I'm gonna be busy.:D :) :D :p

yajivx
04-16-2003, 03:59 PM
Sure homeworks are need to be..... and punishements too...
individualized lessons would be perfect..

vj

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:01 PM
Nessa, I'll be your assistant teacher...and as for me, I'll choose my flirt after they've been taught, ok?
I would like to know from these young guys where would they take their flirts for a first date and why...what would be their priorities this first time...
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/kao/otn/pcheers2.gif

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:03 PM
so when the class starts and whats going to be the first lesson..

prince146
04-16-2003, 04:06 PM
You would be my first flirt .....and after my great teacher Nessa teaches me everything she knows I would take you to a romantic dinner in Italy. Then ride a boat in the channels and I would sing to you.......


How am I doing teacher.....ok or not

smile Maria

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
Sure homeworks are need to be..... and punishements too...
individualized lessons would be perfect..

vj

ok but if you are a good student there would be no need for punishment.

good students can stay after class and clap the erasers for me.

mauravel
04-16-2003, 04:07 PM
hmm...

Got to be a place to talk really, probably really really dull but I think at least with a meal or somewhere neutral either party can leg it if it isnt going well.... if you decided to do something exciting then not only can you not leave whilst wing walking or whatever but you are stuck on how to follow that.

Probably somewhere where you could talk and no-one hear you..could be fun.

Jim
xx

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by prince146
You would be my first flirt .....and after my great teacher Nessa teaches me everything she knows I would take you to a romantic dinner in Italy. Then ride a boat in the channels and I would sing to you.......


How am I doing teacher.....ok or not

smile Maria

perfect but don't forget the sweet nothings in her ear and gentle kisses on the back of her delicate hand

prince146
04-16-2003, 04:13 PM
How about it is my flirting improving? I think I'm going to like flirting with you. My teacher said I'm learning really fast...LOL

Whats you idea of the first date.

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:16 PM
OH I love this thread!! Who was the genious that created it?

You are all doing great and Nessa, your special touch is wonderful. I didn't hear from our friend yajivx, where would be your date?

Prince leads the competition, but it's just starting...
And of course, other women might come in...

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/kao/otn/pcheerleader.gif

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by prince146
How about it is my flirting improving? I think I'm going to like flirting with you. My teacher said I'm learning really fast...LOL

Whats you idea of the first date.

Prince is truly my STAR pupil

he's almost ready to graduate.... and next up for lessons is....

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:17 PM
sweet nothings...???? whats that teacher..??

and shd i kneel before her while kissing her in hands..??

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:18 PM
it is quite fun is it not?

my goal is to post 1,000 posts before BigBri gets home... he actually keeps track of the number of posts I make.... just because isn't that sweet.

Yes yajivx, please tell me how would you flirt with My Maria on your first date....

she's already been on a boat ride.... had beautiful songs sung to her.

perhaps some flowers and chocolates?

Originally posted by MariaLux
OH I love this thread!! Who was the genious that created it?

You are all doing great and Nessa, your special touch is wonderful. I didn't hear from our friend yajivx, where would be your date?

Prince leads the competition, but it's just starting...
And of course, other women might come in...

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/kao/otn/pcheerleader.gif

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:20 PM
Sweet nothings...

"maria your eyes are like stars so sparkling and bright"

or

your kisses are the only sweets I need....

sweet things that are just that sweet and light...

and if you are in a boat perhaps resting your head in her lap while playing with her fingers....

(oh are we flirting with potential sexual partners or just for fun cause that will make a difference)

Originally posted by yajivx
sweet nothings...???? whats that teacher..??

and shd i kneel before her while kissing her in hands..??

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by prince146
How about it is my flirting improving? I think I'm going to like flirting with you. My teacher said I'm learning really fast...LOL

Whats you idea of the first date.

Well, I think I would love to be taken for dinner in Italy and then if I were really lucky, my flirt would sing for me while we were in a romantic gondola...
But what guy would think of such a romantic thing?
http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/kao/otn/pangel2.gif

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:23 PM
for my first date i would cerainly prefer to be in Agra in front of the Great Taj mahal... on a lovely full moon day... with the birds singing the songs for me, the cool breeze around us...

with a gentle kiss i would whisper in her ears " I love u darling "..

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
for my first date i would cerainly prefer to be in Agra in front of the Great Taj mahal... on a lovely full moon day... with the birds singing the songs for me, the cool breeze around us...

with a gentle kiss i would whisper in her ears " I love u darling "..


Ok if it's a flirt you can't say "I love you". I adore you is ok however.....

remember flirting is safe and fun and light.....

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:29 PM
Nessa, are you giving these young men Private Message Lessons? Suddenly they know all about flirting!
The Taj Mahal...a monument built for love...that would be a really beautiful place to hear someone whispering something nice...although it's true that I love you would be a little fast :)

The first places were wonderful. Now I would like to know what you would not do on your first date, anything is good to know...
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/fk/bunny.gif

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:30 PM
fine nessa... got bit more romantic...


Originally posted by Nessa
Ok if it's a flirt you can't say "I love you". I adore you is ok however.....

remember flirting is safe and fun and light.....

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Nessa, are you giving these young men Private Message Lessons?
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/fk/bunny.gif

no private lessons... I just unleased that GREAT potential I knew these talented young men had in them.

I am a miracle worker am I not???


they are quite good....

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
fine nessa... got bit more romantic...

well Maria's beauty is overwhelming and I can understand that.

You will however have to stay after class with my able-BODIED assistant Maria for a Make up-make out lesson.....

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:34 PM
certainly u r Nessa.. so whats the next lesson..


Originally posted by Nessa
no private lessons... I just unleased that GREAT potential I knew these talented young men had in them.

I am a miracle worker am I not???


they are quite good....

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:35 PM
make up - make out..??? whats that,...?

Originally posted by Nessa
well Maria's beauty is overwhelming and I can understand that.

You will however have to stay after class with my able-BODIED assistant Maria for a Make up-make out lesson.....

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
make up - make out..??? whats that,...?


If I explain it fully we have to take this to the sexually speaking thread.


Make up is to repeat something or do it late as in I took a make up exam when I failed the first one.

Make out is to sit in a darkened room with your flirt partner and kiss them gently for hours on end....

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
certainly u r Nessa.. so whats the next lesson..

PHONE CALLS!!!


Men listen up:

you must each call Maria just to say hello and tell her how lovely she is at least once a day. Just two minutes of "hello my darling how is your day going?" is all it takes to captivate a woman.

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:39 PM
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/Bizkit/ponder.gif

And do I get to do this with all the Flirting Class students?

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:40 PM
Well, guys, prepare for some international phone calls...ok, ok, we can make it virtually if you want!
:D

By the way, my previous post referred to the "make out" thing...;)

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/Bizkit/ponder.gif

And do I get to do this with all the Flirting Class students?

the only students that get to Make OUT are the A students so far you get them all.

But if you need help teaching them how to do it... I am sure I can figure out a way to help with the practice

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:42 PM
Maria... here is my kiss...

Vj


PS : where from u r getting these many icons..and how to attach it..

Celtic-American
04-16-2003, 04:45 PM
yaj my man, only one man is kissing Maria...........thats yours truly.

The Celt

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:47 PM
Oh, My Illinois Hero!

about the smileys, I'll reveal my secret against some nice curry, vj!

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Celtic-American
yaj my man, only one man is kissing Maria...........thats yours truly.

The Celt

Celt Sweetie... it's in the name of Education. it's ok.

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:49 PM
let me try Maria... http://skins.hotbar.com/skins/mailskins/em/033102/033102lipkis_1_prv.gif


Originally posted by MariaLux
Oh, My Illinois Hero!

about the smileys, I'll reveal my secret against some nice curry, vj!

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Oh, My Illinois Hero!

about the smileys, I'll reveal my secret against some nice curry, vj!


Now THAT'S Flirting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:54 PM
Hello Hello..

can I speak to Maria..

Hello Darling... How r u...? I am missing u a lot here... will be joining u soon...

bye
Hugs
Vj

PS: I got the technique of posting icons....;)

Nessa
04-16-2003, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
Hello Hello..

can I speak to Maria..

Hello Darling... How r u...? I am missing u a lot here... will be joining u soon...

bye
Hugs
Vj

PS: I got the technique of posting icons....;)

Wonderful yajivx Wonderful. (teacher claps her hands). I'm very proud of you. well done young man. Maria get the clever lad a gold star please.....

Maria
04-16-2003, 04:57 PM
Which, confirms, Nessa, that when we know someone, flirting is so natural....http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/1281.gif

Vj, you got it, cute one! Now you have to give me the address! And the Gold Star is obviously on your lap!

STEVO!!!!

Oh, my, I have prayed too much, now what do I do with all these treasures?? Nessa???

yajivx
04-16-2003, 04:58 PM
oh thank u teacher.... Kisses for u too...;)


vj

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Which, confirms, Nessa, that when we know someone, flirting is so natural....http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/1281.gif

Vj, you got it, cute one! Now you have to give me the address! And the Gold Star is obviously on your lap!

STEVO!!!!

Oh, my, I have prayed too much, now what do I do with all these treasures?? Nessa???


what address maria darling....

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Which, confirms, Nessa, that when we know someone, flirting is so natural....http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/1281.gif

Vj, you got it, cute one! Now you have to give me the address! And the Gold Star is obviously on your lap!

STEVO!!!!

Oh, my, I have prayed too much, now what do I do with all these treasures?? Nessa???

Rotate them?????? One this hour one the next hour etc?

I would help but my heart isn't really in it.... it belongs to another....

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
oh thank u teacher.... Kisses for u too...;)


vj

oh my (teacher fans herself as she flushes with delight at her advanced placement pupil who obviously is at the head of the class)

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:06 PM
waiting for the next lesson teacher.. and do we need to do some homework assignments...

vj

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:07 PM
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/people_a_l/kings_queens/princess_kissing_frog_close_up_md_wht.gif

Now, next lesson, next lesson!

Celtic-American
04-16-2003, 05:09 PM
Dr. Maria, what is the next lesson?

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Celtic-American
Dr. Maria, what is the next lesson?

oh great now you want to play Doctor!!

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:11 PM
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I am just the assistant teacher and I concentrate on the practical lessons! (meaning I get the fun and Nessa the hard work, LOL)

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:13 PM
emmm since its taking long tiime for the nxt lesson,


can we go out for shopping now Maria..??

Vijay

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
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I am just the assistant teacher and I concentrate on the practical lessons! (meaning I get the fun and Nessa the hard work, LOL)

yes but Maria that hard work build Character. and I'm quite a character wouldn't you say???

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:13 PM
Huh? Did I hear play doctor? But this is my favorite!!!

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/1112.gif

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
can we go out for shopping now Maria..??

Vijay


Well, sorry guys, he's my man.

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:15 PM
i thiink Nessa reffered celtic as Doctor with respect to his message..

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
i thiink Nessa reffered celtic as Doctor with respect to his message..

Yajivx:

Maria IS A DOCTOR!! she can play it all she wants.

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Nessa
Yajivx:

Maria IS A DOCTOR!! she can play it all she wants.


is it a a continuation of the teacher game we r doing...

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
is it a a continuation of the teacher game we r doing...

'playing doctor' is an age old game of 'show me yours and I'll show you mine' done as kids exploring our first sexual stirings.


so to say to someone let's play doctor is to say let's get sexual very flirtatious in the later stages of a romance.

now shut up and kiss me (a fav statement around these parts)

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:23 PM
Vj, don't be afraid... I try to give every treatment orally, don't worry about injections.

Let's talk about more important things...where exactly are we going shopping?
http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/sarge/Grin_anim.gif

Nessa, between a kiss and other, can you tell me if shopping classifies as flirting? http://216.40.249.192/s/kao/otn/pblob2.gif

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:26 PM
shopping to the best super market around.. we will fetch a nice gorgeous dress for u maria... and to my sweet teacher...emm can u suggest somthing Maria.. how to impress my teacher with a great gift..???


vijay

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Vj, don't be afraid... I try to give every treatment orally, don't worry about injections.

Let's talk about more important things...where exactly are we going shopping?
http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/sarge/Grin_anim.gif

Nessa, between a kiss and other, can you tell me if shopping classifies as flirting? http://216.40.249.192/s/kao/otn/pblob2.gif


Shopping (thumbing through the manual)..... it depends what are we shopping for?


Dinner he will cook is 25 points
dinner he will cook at YOUR place is bonus points

lingerie? 0 points unless he plans to dress and undress you

so what are we shopping for????????????

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
Maria.. how to impress my teacher with a great gift..???


vijay

It's an old joke among us girls, vj, but Nessa likes everything related to showers....
oh, I am bad, Nessa, but I couldn't stop myself, my fingers just kept typing it!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/kao/otn/pbath.gif

Celtic-American
04-16-2003, 05:32 PM
you don't have time to shop Maria, remember your cafune appointment with me?

The Celt

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
It's an old joke among us girls, vj, but Nessa likes everything related to showers....
oh, I am bad, Nessa, but I couldn't stop myself, my fingers just kept typing it!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/kao/otn/pbath.gif

not golden showers..... just showers and massages LOL

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:34 PM
It's true...cafuné time is very important...shall we let them find out what it is?
By the way, where would you like to have it? ;)

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Nessa
not golden showers..... just showers and massages LOL
Nessa, stop the wine right now!

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:39 PM
and the teachers started flirting around... without caring the student....

:)

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
and the teachers started flirting around... without caring the student....

:)

that dear student is because the TEACHERS are natural flirts who find it impossible to BREATHE without flirting....

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:44 PM
I just need someone to take my hand...

Celtic-American
04-16-2003, 05:45 PM
consider it taken........

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:45 PM
You know I've been waiting...

Celtic-American
04-16-2003, 05:46 PM
not anymore minha cabocla!
beijos

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:47 PM
Nessa, you have to coach Celtic, he kisses me too fast!

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Nessa, you have to coach Celtic, he kisses me too fast!


Celt, Maria is in the woo me tease me mode this day. go slow for her.... gentle hand kisses a light gentle soft kiss on her flushed cheek....

get your tongue away from that earlobe!!!!!!!!!

Celtic-American
04-16-2003, 05:49 PM
us farmers move slow, but not when we see the diamond in the rough. lol

Maria
04-16-2003, 05:51 PM
I can't cry with you two, you are too hilarious! Nessa, can you take me in for the next vacations? I'll bring Celt for some coaching! And vj for some shopping...where is Stevo????

:D

Nessa
04-16-2003, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
I can't cry with you two, you are too hilarious! Nessa, can you take me in for the next vacations? I'll bring Celt for some coaching! And vj for some shopping...where is Stevo????

:D


the more the merrier but no ORGIES.

have I ever mentioned my crazy sicko next door neighbor who thinks I got dogs because I have no friends and I am all alone?

a house full of old sexy women and hot young men.... hmmmmm

and it's a BIG house so the more the merrier.... really.

Oh flame on the bar-b-que get some crabs and beer let the games begin

yajivx
04-16-2003, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
I can't cry with you two, you are too hilarious! Nessa, can you take me in for the next vacations? I'll bring Celt for some coaching! And vj for some shopping...where is Stevo????

:D


so what do u want to buy Maria darling...?? and whats the plan for the night..??

vijay

Maria
04-16-2003, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Nessa
the more the merrier but no ORGIES.
Oh flame on the bar-b-que get some crabs and beer let the games begin

But what do you mean, no orgies! And the fun?
And wow, crabs, I love them, I am an island girl, I would give everything for a crab, I'm coming, Nessa!

Vj, I don't know what we are shopping for, but if it's pink I am the happiest woman in the world!

Maria
04-16-2003, 06:46 PM
Hmm, you surely know how to seduce a woman, Stevo! Well, me!

Adm. Calrissian
04-16-2003, 07:08 PM
Well, it is late, the Moon has just risen above the treetops, and i wish i could see the stars..... were it not for all the streetlights.

The Admiral sails into the night.... wondering about the people on this rapidly growing board.
Yes, moonlight.. as a moon child myself i am hypnotised by it...who wants to walk in the moonlight ?

Princessdy
04-16-2003, 07:37 PM
Hope this is ok Maria, but I simply MUST jump in here on this one :)

I will walk with you, I will walk in the warm night air. How about on the beach where I was just last night, trying to capture the essence of that large bright full moon with my camera? It was breath-taking. So much so, that I had a most difficult time leaving the waves rolling ever so sweetly into the shore ... drawing me and all those who would hear ... toward them ...

Yes, please, take me ... take me ... :)

A Cancer ????

Princessdy

Adm. Calrissian
04-16-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Princessdy
I will walk with you, I will walk in the warm night air. How about on the beach where I was just last night, trying to capture the essence of that large bright full moon with my camera? It was breath-taking. Yes, please, take me ... take me ... :)

A Cancer ????

Princessdy

Cancer indeed. Ever since i can remember, i'd stare up at the moon, for hours on end, if i had the time.
Living inland, makes the night sky usually an orange glow, just a few stars, but this evening, the moon was beaming at me.

A beach moonlit walk, yes, how perfect would that be. Mmm.

It's getting icy outside, time to retreat back under the duvet...

Princessdy
04-16-2003, 08:01 PM
You need only take a short trip in your mind to the Florida shore with me ... And gazing at the moon for hours, while listening to the lull of the ocean is by far one of my very favorite pastimes ... Here you can put a blanket down on the sand and perhaps not see another human for hours. ;) I know several very private and lovely places where we could lay and watch and listen for as long as well liked ...

Should we bring some wine? Cheese? I have a blanket ... We would need no candles, for the moon is bright enough to light the ocean to a silver glisten atop each wave as it gently comes to the shore to beckon ... you ... and ... me ...

What time should I be ready ;)

Princessdy

Joe
04-17-2003, 12:36 AM
Okay peeps, I'm back. :)
All the ladies in da' house take ya' shoes off. . . :D

joe

Maria
04-17-2003, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by Princessdy
Hope this is ok Maria, but I simply MUST jump in here on this one :)
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/web_text_c_d/decorative/welcome_md_wht.gif

You two are welcome here, you are the best flirts every!

Dy, this guy is so so romantic, I would have jumped in if I weren't already here...and he just registered to the site, I have the impression he came to rescue us!


Yes, I know, I said "us"...bad bad girl!

ia74
04-17-2003, 07:34 AM
A little late with some stiff competition but here goes:

When I first saw you I paused. Unsure if my eyes were deceiving me or if I truly beheld a vision of beauty and sophistication before me. I approched you with a calm caution, not sure if you would vanish the moment I got close enough to take your hand in mine. You didn't.

A charge entwined our skin as our touvh met our gaze into each others eyes. A short and quick glance into each others souls that seems to last longer than the light in the stars. A sharp breath and we are drawn back to our immediate surroundings. A smile upon our lips.

Peachy
04-17-2003, 08:46 AM
Rrrrrocco !!!!! You have left your cave, bebe'???? Did you bring the Toro, Sugar 'cause I have the feet . . .

Peachy
04-17-2003, 08:59 AM
Nessa - - - Don't leave . . . you have new students jumping on every day and you have done such a good job coaching them :D

Nessa
04-17-2003, 09:21 AM
oh well a woman's work is never done.

I will stay....

lesson for today.... food for thought

what foods are romantic and flirty?

Nessa
04-17-2003, 10:13 AM
It appears that my asisstant teacher is still sleeping after late tutoring last night....

Maria
04-17-2003, 11:40 AM
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/edoom/sick.gif
Maria is sick...to much chatting until late in the night and these weather changes have weakened me...

Guys, what would you do if your flirt were sick?

Nessa
04-17-2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by MariaLux
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/edoom/sick.gif
Maria is sick...to much chatting until late in the night and these weather changes have weakened me...

Guys, what would you do if your flirt were sick?

you will need a note from a doctor missy.


ok change of plans sort of, comfort foods are they flirt material or not?

yajivx
04-17-2003, 12:14 PM
i would sit beside u, my hands placed on urs comforting them, a little massage on the shoulders and small kisses in the cheeks..

and would prepare a good dinner for u.. show my greatest affections and let u know that ' i care for u darling'

love
vijay

Peachy
04-17-2003, 01:40 PM
Nessa - - -

Did you say FOOD !!! One of my favorite things . . .

Definitely strawberries and whipped cream!

And maybe lady fingers . . . but Rrrrrocco would much prefer "lady toes";) in his Tiramisu . ..

Ummmmm . . . Tiramisu . . . one of my favorites . . .

Nessa
04-17-2003, 02:53 PM
ok there are two thoughts here... flirty food and sensual food.


POPCORN is flirty food
Chocolate is Sensual

Maria
04-17-2003, 03:31 PM
Champagne and strawberries...perfect for a first romantic date...of course when we are in front of someone special, anything is good, but why not make it even more romantic?

But if someone arrived here tonight with a hot soup it would be just perfect!
http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/kao/otn/pshivers.gif

yajivx
04-17-2003, 03:33 PM
as u wish darling... heres the hot soup... and i m hot too.. wanna taste..?

Nessa
04-17-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by yajivx
as u wish darling... heres the hot soup... and i m hot too.. wanna taste..?

YOUNG MAN!! Maria is SICK and you must take that into account and take CARE of her not expect her to TASTE YOU. That will come later.

bring her hot soup
rub her feet
make sure she has soft tissues.

Maria
04-17-2003, 03:39 PM
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/Bizkit/laugh.gif
Oh, vj, if I didn't know you, I would think you are trying to abuse a poor sick woman! I'll just keep the hot soup http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/otn/wink/wink.gif and keep you free from my virus...

yajivx
04-17-2003, 03:40 PM
thats great teacher nessa.. do i need to give massages too..?

Nessa
04-17-2003, 03:42 PM
oh yes soft gentle back massage with warmed oil....

Originally posted by yajivx
thats great teacher nessa.. do i need to give massages too..?

Maria
04-17-2003, 03:43 PM
Are we twins or what, Nessa?
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Massage would be great, vj, but can you keep it just friendly?

Nessa
04-17-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Are we twins or what, Nessa?
http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek137.gif

Massage would be great, vj, but can you keep it just friendly?


Friendly massage that's like an oxymoron.

Maria
04-17-2003, 03:54 PM
http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/019.gif

Stevo, what do you think???

yajivx
04-17-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/Bizkit/laugh.gif
Oh, vj, if I didn't know you, I would think you are trying to abuse a poor sick woman! I'll just keep the hot soup http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/otn/wink/wink.gif and keep you free from my virus...

Sorry darling.. i left that thought that u r sick... u see u look great even when u r sick and i am confused that r u really sick..

vijay

Joe
04-17-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by peachy51
Nessa - - -

Did you say FOOD !!! One of my favorite things . . .

Definitely strawberries and whipped cream!

And maybe lady fingers . . . but Rrrrrocco would much prefer "lady toes";) in his Tiramisu . ..

Ummmmm . . . Tiramisu . . . one of my favorites . . .

Well, since we're on the subject of food, Peachy51, all I have to say is, if you got the "peaches" then I've got the "cream".
Now put some "Sugar" on that, baby!!! http://www.intense-training.com/forums/images/smilies/kiss.gif


joe

elixir
04-17-2003, 08:57 PM
Sorry to hear Maria. How do you feel now?

Might you need anything that a man miles away in Canada might be able to accomodate?

...How about if I make you some kind of teeny animation on my computer here, the likes of which you continue to give me pleasure with? :)

I'll be here...

Richard

Peachy
04-17-2003, 10:10 PM
Oh, Rrrrrocco --- you make my heart flutter . . . (or is that the caffine??)

I might just take a "gamble" with that peaches and cream suggestion ;) And, maybe, you would let me lick the cream off your peaches ???

Joe
04-17-2003, 11:45 PM
Awe yessss bebe', your first statement was cold-blooded bebe'!!!

Peachy
04-17-2003, 11:54 PM
Wait . . . I remember now . . . I didn't have any caffine today :D

It must be your prowess . . . yes, that's it and that delicious accent . . . talk to me Sugar --

Joe
04-18-2003, 12:00 AM
Not a good cumback bebe'! You can do better than that. Yes?

Peachy
04-18-2003, 12:07 AM
Don't you know it, Rrrrrocco, honey -- how many cumbacks do you want???

Perhaps those should be whispered in your ear
And not in public where all can hear;
'Cause when things heat up and I'm all done
You'll say cumbacks are best one-on-one . . .

Joe
04-18-2003, 12:09 AM
Yesss bebe, RRRRRocco like poet. I suggest we discuss this in private bebe'. . .

Peachy
04-18-2003, 12:18 AM
Ooooooo . . . that sounds like an invite . . . what should I wear???

Joe
04-18-2003, 12:34 AM
. . . something for me to lick off!!! http://www.massmonsterz.com/forum/images/smileys/icon175.gif

Peachy
04-18-2003, 12:37 AM
You know, Sugar, a lick and a tease
Is all it takes for you to please;
I get all flustered with the thought
But with us apart it's all for naught!

Joe
04-18-2003, 12:46 AM
Awe struck!!! http://www.massmonsterz.com/forum/images/smileys/bigsmile034.gif

Maria
04-18-2003, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by elixir Sorry to hear Maria. How do you feel now?

Might you need anything that a man miles away in Canada might be able to accomodate?

...How about if I make you some kind of teeny animation on my computer here, the likes of which you continue to give me pleasure with? :)


This is the sweetest flirt ever in this thread (although Joe and Peachy's flirt is very "caloric" too) ...you see, a man who cares and knows your interests has big chances to win your heart...
I am doing better, the flu is still there, but no fever today...and Richard, your signature is great!
http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/contrib/lilly/sten1pinkgreen.gif

Peachy
04-18-2003, 03:23 AM
Okay, Maria, you should be happy now :D

I think Rrrrrocco has vacated his cave on your Destinations thread so there is available real estate there for you to market your thread again.

Maria
04-18-2003, 03:36 AM
Isn't he adorable? <a href="http://www.coisasfowfax.blogger.com.br"><img src="http://www.coisasfowfaxgifscutes.blogger.com.br/m19.gif"Border="0"></a>

JustBGully
04-18-2003, 03:39 AM
My main man Joe (NO HOMO!) said to go to this thread, since I'm a new member. So *subliminal advertising start* FLIRT WITH ME NOW *subliminal advertising over* how's it goin ladies?

Joe
04-18-2003, 03:40 AM
http://www.massmonsterz.com/forum/images/smileys/icon193.gif

Maria
04-18-2003, 03:45 AM
Hey, welcome to our Flirting thread. If you go to the first message, you'll know what's all about. As you haven't had time to know anyone from the board so far, only Joe, and you seem not to be willing to flirt with him, you may as well tell us how you would flirt...

Our teacher Nessa <a href="http://www.coisasfowfax.blogger.com.br"><img src="http://www.coisasfowfaxgifscutes.blogger.com.br/m19.gif"Border="0"></a> has already started some lessons, the test for you would be:

1. Where would you take the girl on the beginning of your flirt.
2. what would you consider the perfect food for flirting.
3. if your flirt was sick, what would you do for her.

These are just ideas, you can also start on your own, flirting with an imaginary girl...if you don't have one!
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JustBGully
04-18-2003, 03:52 AM
1. Where would you take the girl on the beginning of your flirt.

The best flirting starts anywhere

2. what would you consider the perfect food for flirting.

Pizza and beer. Women who like pizza and beer = god if he ate pizza and beer

3. if your flirt was sick, what would you do for her.

What wouldn't I?

Maria
04-18-2003, 04:17 AM
You are a Ph D in flirting, you!! Stick with us and give us some lessons, please?
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/637.gif

JustBGully
04-18-2003, 04:31 AM
Originally posted by MariaLux
You are a Ph D in flirting, you!! Stick with us and give us some lessons, please?
http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/637.gif

Mo jua mad'am, ce'se mon basatique!

I just made that language up

elixir
04-18-2003, 06:56 AM
by MariaLux
This is the sweetest flirt ever in this thread

Thank you Maria. You're an inspiration.

I am doing better, the flu is still there, but no fever today.

Good to hear.

Richard, your signature is great!

I like it too, and thank you twice.
Teamwork.

Very cute:
http://mysmilies.creativesell.net/contrib/lilly/sten1pinkgreen.gif

R

Nessa
04-18-2003, 07:28 AM
OH My!


Since I was the shirt changer it cracked me up!!!!


you guys are doing GREAT. We've got food and love and peaches and cream


Reminds me of that great song by the Steve Miller Band:

Really love your peaches
wanna shake your tree.


oh my..... happy friday my friends.

Maria
04-18-2003, 01:12 PM
Would you flirt someone that you have just seen in the street, or in a coffee shop?
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/birds/miscellaneous/hummingbirds_hovering_md_wht.gif

yajivx
04-18-2003, 01:18 PM
yes i would do Maria.. if she is that good to resist, i would start flirting around..


by the way hows ur health..

vijay

Nessa
04-18-2003, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by MariaLux
Would you flirt someone that you have just seen in the street, or in a coffee shop?
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/birds/miscellaneous/hummingbirds_hovering_md_wht.gif

Would I flirt a total stranger?

I would flirt a total stranger that I had NO INTEREST in sleeping with.

I had to think about it but I realized that yeah IF I AM THE ONE TO START THE FLIRT and I am in control then sure why not.

I get all stupid if a total stranger starts a flirt with me.

yajivx
04-18-2003, 01:24 PM
how u will start Nessa, in case u decide to flirt to a stranger..

and how abt u Maria...?

vj

Maria
04-18-2003, 01:45 PM
Hmm, how I would start...it never happened to me to flirt with someone on the street, but being a gypsy, often during my trips I've had the occasion to talk to people sitting by my side on airplanes, buses, trains, both women and men and I flirted with some...
Small talk in the beginning, then well, do we really do something? I think it's more about the way we look at the person, the way we smile, what we say...but for me, it's all in the eyes!

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/029.gif

Nessa
04-18-2003, 01:47 PM
eye contact
soft smile
cute remark
more eyes and smiles



I never give it too much thought.

Maria
04-19-2003, 09:51 AM
Hey, Fae, give them some time, they are single, it's the weekend, they are probably practicing what they've been learning here...:D
And please, stay, we need some more girls!
:)

yajivx
04-19-2003, 12:50 PM
u r 100% correct maria,

i was trying flirting around with a stranger yesterday.:D .

I happened to visit a tourist place nearby where i met a nice girl, with whom i started chatting... I helped her in visiting the various places around.. and it was quiet fun..

A big thanks to Nessa and Maria who helped so far a lot...:)

Expecting more lessons...:D


vijay

Nessa
04-19-2003, 12:57 PM
excellent real life life practical experience.

SnowPrincess
04-19-2003, 01:05 PM
Hello Everybody, http://www.gifs.net/animate/kissing.gif


J/K
This ones for Nessa :)

Maria
04-19-2003, 04:29 PM
Wow, guys, you see how it works! Vijay just enjoyed the lessons! So, Fae, now you know what they were doing on Friday night, I told you, girl!http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/1468.gif

Snow, welcome. Tell us how you choose your flirt...how a man can seduce you...http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/love/1227.gif

yajivx
04-20-2003, 05:15 AM
welcome snow and fae...

yajivx
04-20-2003, 01:57 PM
so whats next lesson Nessa..

vj

Peachy
04-22-2003, 12:49 AM
Maria - - -

You are letting your flirting thread die down the page. And it was such fun:)

I fear flirting may be a dying art?? Hopefully, they are all flirting now in PM's.

Maria
05-20-2003, 08:10 AM
Ok, I hear you sister!

Now, ladies and gentlemen, you all know there are lots of free beautiful people in this site (including me!) and they need a place to go and flirt...

So I am reopening this thread, and I am counting on your romantic ideas. I for one, have chosen my flirt, but I am waiting for him to come forward.
http://e4u.consoleradar.com/happy/050.gif

Peachy
05-20-2003, 08:48 AM
Okay, Maria !!!!! I'm with you girl !!!!!

Flirting is so much fun, I would hate to think it's shrinking away. And I fear Rocco has retreated to his cave and will have to be coaxed out. Maybe some Ding Dongs will do it !?!?!?!?!?!? :D

Maria
05-20-2003, 03:26 PM
So, my sweet one, if one day we finally meet, will you wash my hair?
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ukfireball
05-20-2003, 04:50 PM
It is a longstanding Viking tradition, from when they explored the western tropics, that the man washes his womans hair.

Maria
05-20-2003, 05:15 PM
I'll prepare the candles and the bath...
You just have to prepare your heart.
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ukfireball
05-20-2003, 05:49 PM
Considering my username, I should have no problem lighting those candles for you -> it will be Hot :D

Maria
05-21-2003, 03:05 AM
<a href="http://www.coisasfowfax.blogger.com.br"><img src="http://www.coisasfowfaxdolls.blogger.com.br/doll99.gif"Border="0"></a>
Better close the door, and keep this moment for us then...we don't want to shock the other members...

ukfireball
05-21-2003, 10:21 AM
Avec plaisir :D :p :D


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