Hi

Hi Beautyful

This is Suresh. I am a guy of 29, quite fair and sexy. I am married, but not satisfied with my wife. I am too hot. So I am looking for horny ladies whom I can satisfy. I prefer married ladies as I dont want any obligations. I like to enjoy life fully. I promise you that secrecy should be maintained. I hope you will like my company.

I am waiting for your reply.

Thanks

Suresh

Are you kidding? Please, PLEASE, someone tell me this is a monumental joke!!

WHERE do I even begin?

Number 1) YOU ARE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!! (see post in chit chat, Steele Trap, Issue 1, Married and Cheating...regarding that thread, may I just insert a big oink oink OINK right here.

Number 2) Examine the intelligence level of one who posts a personal ad under "Relationship Support"

Number 3)YOU ARE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Number 4) You cannot even spell "beautyful[sic]" correctly. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

Number 5) How modest, Mr. "I Am Too Hot." well, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, and it isn't becuase you are too hot--its because...

Number 6)YOU ARE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

and in conclusion.......

OINK.

Lara.... all i have to say is WAY TO GO!!! lol.... men!!! jeeeez....


and Surkad.... try spending more time with your wife and less time trying to find people to replace her... it might make your relationship more fulfilling.

Hey Lara... funny story for you... i was watching Russian Roulette on the Game Show channel the other night (and no, i'm not embarrassed to admit to anyone that i watch that... or Lingo, which is actually hilarious because Chuck Wollery does nothing but rip on people the whole game lol)... and this woman was playing whose name was Lara Steele lol.... sooooo i thought i'd ask if you've ever been on it lol

Have a great weekend all!!!!!!

and here I thought I was so very original!

unlike the unfortunate originator of this post, who I now point and laugh at yet again.

grrrrr

disgusting.

and what is Russian roulette? thought that involved guns and one bullet and pulling triggers...its a game show, I am hoping?

don't you just love how topics on here change?!?

OK.... Game Show Russian Roulette.... it's really complicated to explain... basically the player stand in a circle... when they get a question wrong, they pull a handle which makes a light go all around each spot around the circle... if the light lands on them, they drop down through the stage into I don't know where lol.... you should check it out.... kind of stupid... but on those lonely Ben and Jerry's nights when you're missing the love of your life because he's 3000 miles away.... it can be almost amusing!

simma down now.........

if we just ignore stupid people who come on our boards and do this, they will just go away. hopefully this guy doesn't keep doing it, if he does.... he's probably some dumb troll who goes around and does this on more boards than ours.

although, he did deserve your lashing, lara, if he really meant it. :rolleyes: when will people get it that behaving badly when you're married is a big NO NO??????

Maybe this guy is a friend of VinnyD. See the thread over on the OW/YM side.

LMAO IS THIS GUY FOR REAL????? HAHHAHAHAH

I think you need to go look on a street corner buddy.....

You are repulsing not HOT .... lmao.........

I am glad you got a laugh from us because your nothing but a Joke!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

surkad1,

First of all let me begin with, LOOSER! LOOSER! LOOSER!

"I am married, but not satisfied with my wife. I am too hot. So I am looking for horny ladies whom I can satisfy."

I see your from mumbai, india. Do you mind if I ask you how you plan to travel the world to undertake these "discreet" one night stands? ROFLMBO! This also makes me wonder the intelligence level, as lara stated in her reply. Please don't justify me with a response to this question. I'm just rambling and laughing at the pig at the same time, and yes by "pig" I mean YOU! I really don't give a hoot if you can or can't pull it off! (see LOOSER! above)


To lucky,

"men!!! jeeeez...."

:confused: I'm quite sure you DID mean that as a joke and are not putting all us guys in the same class as this oxygen thief! :mad:
Don't worry I'm a newbie here and just pickin. hopefully in time you folks will get used to my humor:)

But in case not I can well state that I have never cheated on any lady that I have been involved with.

Heyyyy Rolls....

I'm new here too.... but welcome anyway!!!.... i meant it as a half-joke (can i get away with that?!? lol).... some men can be like our friend from India here... and others can be absolutely wonderful.... yet others can pretend they are absolutely wonderful but in reality be an "Oxygen Thief" (i believe was the term lol).....

I can honestly say i've never cheated on any man i've been involved with either... i've always thought that if i felt the need to cheat, i'd break up with the person i was involved with first... because i've been cheated on repeatedly and pretty badly and know what it feels like.... i wonder why we (not just women, but people) put up with that?? oh well... women can be just as bad as men in that case... I joke around a lot too.... so pick all you like... i can take it lol.... it takes a lot to offend me!... i've read some of the things you've posted here and i can tell you actually have opinions and a brain, so that makes it even harder for me to just dismiss anything you say lol (joking joking... i'd never just dismiss)......

Sorry if you were offended by the "men... Jeeeez" statement lol... have a great night!

Rolls??? ROFLMBO??? wow Your trying not to curse?? lol.. I thought that was cute.... trying to watch his language... It struck me funny because I'm so used to seeing roflmfao....

Cute

Fee Fy Fo Fum, I smell the post of a Troll-ey one.

TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT.

I have a feeling we have heard from this TROLL before, although in a more eloquent fashion - and even a LESS eloquent fashion.

Ignore it. It will go away.

is there a way that I can block this dork from posting?

He is one of those One posters to get us in an uprise then just reads themand leaves..... He is what they call a coward

Unless he really IS that stupid. . .

He he he

Hap

which is a strong possibility

EMCAD80,

Hey I got an idea! We can all report him to YOU at the bottom of the threads:D :D :D

P.S. don't mind my humor! its monday!

LOL