crazy boyfriends ?

ever had a bad/weird ex-boyfriend/girlfriend experience ?

i know marialux wants to post about a bf who she thought was perverted . . .

How did you know? :) And where do you find this incredibly weird threads? And why do I always post? You are making me worry about my mental health, jonny (who loves us, of course)...

He was a Japanese budhist priest and I thought I was going to have lots of interesting things to talk to him. But before I even got to the intimate part of our story, he told me between one zen talk and other, that his fantasy was to have a woman urinate on him.
He never heard from me again.

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oh man...whoosh...eat my dusk...

Paris

Wow. The best I can come up with is an ex-husband who believed that if *he* buggered some guy, or was on the recieving end of oral sex from a guy, *he* (the ex husband) was not gay, just the other guy.

Oh, and of course, after the divorce, he still wanted to have sex with me. I don't *think* so, buster. Thankfully he found some woman to pester, and they have lived happily in South Carolina for years now. I wish them all the luck in the world. Did I mention that the only reason he won't join the KKK is that he had a Jewish friend in highschool, and they don't like Jews? I guess the hating everyone else on the planet thing is okay with him.::shudders::

well lets see the best thing i can come up with is that 1 of my ex girlfriends couldnt have a orgasm unless she had a pair of my dirty underware on her head. She told me that she had to smell me before she could get off. the bad part was i couldn't kiss her will i was doing it. i didnt was to kiss my dirty underware lmao.

Nessa said that her ex boyfriend liked to wear her silk pantys on while she was siting between his legs painting his toe nails red. while she was doing that he was masterbating and watching porn.

of course he had to take it off before she left because if there was and assident at the lab and he had to stip down he didnt want them to know he had red toe nails :D :D

Those are all really interesting and funny. Bri, how did Nessa keep a straight face? hehehe

The weirdest boyfriend that I had was actually a lot of fun because there was never a dull moment with him. He used to do all kinds of weird stuff. For instance for Halloween he dressed up as a devil. Painted his body red and only wore undrepants and horns. He set up his apartment like a haunted house for the trick-or-treaters, and played scary music. And his evil laugh was enough to send shivers down your spine.

He was also a nympho ... woke me up every 3 hours, almost on the dot. I thought it would wear off after a couple of weeks, but it didn't. I couldn't get a break, and the sleep deprivation was killing me.

K

First ever gf...(now ex, of course *lol*)...

She was the first girl that paid attention to me...so, needless to say, I was to of course act stupid as all heck!

I let her emotionally abuse me. Every fight would be my fault and of course I would take the blame. If she thought she had feelings for someone else, it would of course be my fault...

One time, she gave me a week to convince her why she shouldn't commit suicide. Somehow, of course, it would be my fault and it wouldn't be me who convinced her not to do it...it was something else...

Sense a trend? Nothing was ever positive against me. But, I was blind because it was the first time in my life...so, what can I say? I admit I was foolish and stupid...and learned alot.

The straw that broke my back, was one night we were talking and I was mentioning how I was going to join my father's masonic lodge when I turned of age. Well, she thought that was sexist and all this stuff. She said something to the effect of, "Your father put another bast**d son of this earth."

She knew that my father and I aren't just father/son...but are best friends...

I walked away from her and never looked back.

She definetly wasn't right in the head.

~Dan

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Dan, you deserve that, you were too cute! That would be a reason to prefer young men! http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/85563.gif

...One week to convince her that she shouldn't commit suicide? But boy, why did you do it? :D

Thanks Maria...*blushes*...

Hehe...mesa appreciates that. Not one of my better phases in life, but one I learned from...

As for what I said to her and all? I tried to tell her the usual things...I mean, when ya put someone who is so emotional at times, like I can be, on the spot like that...I was stammering and stuff....

She had a history of doing this stuff. I thought I was being compassionate, but really...I was just feeding into her sick mindgames...

It was funny, when I walked away though. She started rapidly emailing me, 'cause she knew I'd be working on my computer. I think I got something around 50 emails from her in two hours...pleading for me to come back...

I knew she wouldn't do anything to herself. As cold as it sounds? She told me that if I didn't come back to her she'd kill herself. I told her something to the effect of, "Well....if you want to do that stupid, by all means go right ahead. Just make sure I get a copy of your obituary so I can make sure you aren't lying to me like all the other times."

That shut her up. *Laughing*

I had a celebration with myself when I left her...'cause I knew that...that I was strong enough to do anything I wanted to now.

Thanks for the kisses, though...I'm still blushing...hehehe...my boss is wonder why I'm smiling...*laughing*

~Dan

Well, Dan, continue to blush, I'll give you a second kiss if you explain to me who is Waylon Mercy's!

Since my life will be in his hands, I would like to be introduced officially...

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*LOL*

I was waiting for someone to ask that...

Waylon Mercy is actually an old wrestling personality...the staged wrestling kind.

The character was that of a man who lived in the deep south. In interviews he gave, he was very calm, very relaxed...good manners and all. When he had to wrestle...he would shake hands with the man he was to wrestle.

However, during the match..he would SNAP. He would get angry as all can be...he'd get this wild look on his face and in his eyes and he'd shake the guy around like a rag doll...

It's just something silly....and I like the phrase...I'll attach a picture of the man, Waylon Mercy...*LOL*

Hope that answers your question, Maria....*smiles*

Gee, with the kisses...someone may get jealous...or I may get too use to it...*LOL*

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Oh, no, even virtually I am always the one to ask "that" question that will make a joke possible...my speciality!

And who is going to get jealous?:)

Who is going to be jealous? Ohhhh...I don't know. *LOL* Don't mind me...I'm always screwy on Mondays. *Laughing*

Actually if my 'love where to see the kisses...she might get jealous. Just Kidding...hehehe....she wouldn't get jealous. Though, there might be a kissing contest...*Chuckling*

~Dan (Who on a Monday starts to sing, "Pour me something strong and tall. Make it a hurricane, before I go insane. It's only half past 12, but, I don't care. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.")

That's a good song, Dan! I am confused everyday, though, not only on mondays...:)
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maria , if my memory serves me correct, you said that you thought he was perverted because he acted like he didn't want it when in fact he did. he kept torturing himself. all i have to say, is that you don't know how good it feels to feel so righteousness and with indignition ; thats probably how he felt.

wildheaven,

your ex- boyfriend wins the award in this thread !