They haven't found each other- let's match them

*sings*

Time is on my side. Yes it is.





I wish that were true.

My first match ( first page of this thread ) didnt go to well. Can you match me again ?

Dragan, the matches here were not serious! It was a mismatching thread in the end, so you risk a lot if you come here...

But I'll go ahead and match you based just on your nickname:

Dragan & Dragonfly_Kisst : it sounds very nice together, although I don't know her at all!

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Romial, how is it going on your side? :D

Originally posted by MariaLux Dragan & Dragonfly_Kisst : it sounds very nice together, although I don't know her at all!

What my name has to do with dragons ?

Just based on sounds...http://saoriweyr.free.fr/minigifs/ani55[1][1].gif

You are too picky, mister! :p

Jannie and John-311 :D

Damn, Jannie's gonna have a lot of boyfriends!

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Oh, I know of another good match!!!!!!!

Geographically speaking Romial and Gen are a good one...although this is a mismatching thread...:D

I've been paid to match them. Now I am just waiting to collect my Oreos coated with chocolate.

Maria, I want a rematch. I was matched with LADave just because he liked really old women (which hurt my whittle feeling a bit :( ). Plus he never responded. So who will take this "Rambling Rose"?
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Would that I could ;)

No offense hun if you ever read this.

I propose:

Ladyingreen817 and 34yearold.

They will be meeting in London anyway so we can see if some sparks fly!

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Originally posted by yellowrose
Maria, I want a rematch. I was matched with LADave just because he liked really old women (which hurt my whittle feeling a bit :( ). Plus he never responded. So who will take this "Rambling Rose"?
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Your new avatar is BEAUTIFUL what a smile!

Originally posted by MariaLux
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Oh, I know of another good match!!!!!!!

Geographically speaking Romial and Gen are a good one...although this is a mismatching thread...:D

I've been paid to match them. Now I am just waiting to collect my Oreos coated with chocolate.

Been paid?! *looks around* Who paid you? LOL

Romial, you'll have to torture me to make me tell...

And YellowRose, tell me some names and I'll select one...otherwise, it will be random!

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Originally posted by MariaLux
Romial, you'll have to torture me to make me tell...

And YellowRose, tell me some names and I'll select one...otherwise, it will be random!

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Careful what you ask for. Tickling can be torture ya know. ;) :D

Well Maria, I don't know many guys. But I like ages 28 to 42 at least 5'10" on the slender side. Someone that likes to do "homey" projects like put up a porch swing to cuddle on or drive to see the bluebonnets in the Springtime. Not too much on the quiet side and can handle this moderate Liberal! Someone that can move to Texas and will accompany me to the Dallas Cowboys football games or watch them on my big screen TV.

PS THE BOYS WILL ROCK THIS YEAR!!!!!!!

PSS He likes to travel!!!:cool:

Originally posted by MrsHedgeHog
. . . as I think she is the only woman in here (besides peachy maybe, except her hands are already full - no comments, Joe!!) who could keep him reigned in ;)


Kelley


http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/naughty1.GIF mmmm. . . and my mouth is full with her feet and other things stuffed in it! http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/naughty1.GIF

Originally posted by yellowrose
...ages 28 to 42 at least 5'10" on the slender side
...likes to do "homey" projects
...drives to see the bluebonnets in the Springtime
...Not too much on the quiet side
...can handle this moderate Liberal
...can move to Texas
...will accompany me to the Dallas Cowboys football games
...or watch them on my big screen TV
...He likes to travel.

;) Sometimes I regret my questions...:D If anyone knows this guy there, please contact us!!

I think we should have a special thread on this in the ad section, what do you all think? Like Polite Succubu's thread, where single people describe their likes and dislikes! If we put it in the ad section, that would probably be easier for those looking for their sister souls!

I think I've just had a good idea! :)

Okay okay... how about over 18 and breathing.... :D

Yellowrose, now we are talking...I'm going to go back to the members list and start choosing! ;)

Hey, psst, there's a new guy around, maybe he's not far from you, he's Joe's friend...why am I whispering? Because we don't want to scare the newbie!

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LoL! Maria, your a trip (funny)!

Maria, do you have a match for me? :)

Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch.
(not me)

Originally posted by intrigue78
Maria, do you have a match for me? :)

Tell me intrigue, are you older than 18 and breathing? :p

Tell me intrigue, are you older than 18 and breathing?

I'm 25 and have two fully functioning, totally healthy lungs! :p

Gotta match for me?

Yes!!! I have a good match, but you'll have to fight for her!

YellowRose is a Texan beauty who is willing to talk and PM with a nice guy over 18 and breathing.

Run, guys! The slow one may come back and tell me his preferences, or just leave them now, in case YR has been taken in the meantime!

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By the way, I need a matchmaker assistant. He or She should have a good "eye" for matchmaking and know how to recognize a potential match when they see one.

A good knowledge of flirting is greatly appreciated as well as some notions of geography. Thank you.

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Since Superman flew the coop, I'm gonna design my own male harem..

I'll take these gentleman, in no particular order since no one else has claimed them.. hehe..

DHShogun
tonometer
jordan
mayfie729
samstorm
romial

Wonder if they can handle me? :D

I'm all yours Gen...take me and do as you wish;)

Gen, lucky girl, you are matched.

How about those two fighting for YellowRose? Did they kill each other or what?

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Hehe, wouldn't be smart to match with me. Unless you want to see how Iraq is during the summer. :( lol

Hey Romial, it works (or doesn't work) for me.

Originally posted by swanqueen
Hey Romial, it works (or doesn't work) for me.

Wow you're getting good at that. It used to take you a couple setences to do it. Now you can confuse me with just one, hehe.

(kidding, but I am confused, lol)

My guy is in Iraq. It doesn't work.

I would not voluntarily be matched up with someone about to go to Iraq. Unless I already loved him. Which in my case I did.

Originally posted by swanqueen
My guy is in Iraq. It doesn't work.

I would not voluntarily be matched up with someone about to go to Iraq. Unless I already loved him. Which in my case I did.

Well I'm not sure if I am going there. Could end up in texas or hicktown Montana or something crazy like that. Or Germany. Who knows? lol

*checks her expiration date*

Damn, expired!

No wonder!:(

Tsst tsst...this is Ageless and Expireless love.

And you have been saved by your sleepless moderator...

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Your kitty looks like it's been drinking out of the bubble bath again! ;)

Well, Maria, I am helping, but behind the scenes :D

Peachy, that's great news...keep me posted, we can't risk matching twice the same and forgetting others! :D

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Intrigue78 and Yellowrose!!!

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Raven, monday I shall have something for you! Or if Peachy helps, even before!! ;) http://saoriweyr.free.fr/minigifs/nwin.gif

Goodness...sounds like they are really up to something! This is exciting! :) I have to come and snoop around on this thread to find out whats going on with who, and who the matchmaker will make a twosome next! Otherwise life here on ageless could get quite confusing for me!

I like intrique. Mystery, surprises, wondering ??? Tell me Intrique, do you like tall (5' 6 1/2"), dark hair, brown eyes, long legged, woooo... OLDER WOMEN? Cause if you do, (batting eyelids), I may have some SURPRISES for you! :D

PS. I have never been a flirt or even knew how, but I am thinking about Maria & how she would do it. Did I do ok?:confused: :D http://www.gifs.net/animate/booper.gif

I'd be curious who you guys think I would fit with. In a fun and games sort of way.

Now, just based on chance and names, I got two candidates for Raven:
Ravenskater
Raven

I think you should drop them a message, Raven, and say they've been selected to start talking to you ;)

Now, Swan, I'll go back to my lists, everybody with swan or king in their nicks will be selected. I might go for birds and other flying creatures, too!

Of course, all checked down to their bones!

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I don't think I want a guy with swan in his name... :D

Originally posted by swanqueen
I don't think I want a guy with swan in his name... :D

Awwww....What if thier was a member named Swanky Franky?

Although, with a name like that....you would t hink he's selling Electrical Equipment...

I'm Swanky Franky and our prices are so low at the Swank Radio Emporium that they are just SWELL!

And yes, that does sound as Lame as I figure it is...*LOL*

I found a Lakerfan, there's Lake in his name and Swans like Lakes...well, he seems to be a nice guy, so why don't you write to him and say that we need him around Ageless...:)

Love is such an easy thing in this thread...

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ok Maria I PMd him but since his last post was in April I'm not holding my breath. Also I hate sports, hockey being the worst of them :D And he is 25, my daughters age. Hey not complaining here but I think I will do the searching in the future :D

Swan, there's a guy around who might be a good cure for you...he's French, knows how to listen, is very real and very gentle, and no risk he'll ever hurt you...

He will be the best friend for you and hey, you need that now...

So go for Sweetnights! That's my prescription for you today! ;)

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Yes I like that match too Trish.

I am going to Boston in November, maybe I could arrange a meeting, like at my daughters restaurant LOL

Seriously I like this match.

don't want to rain you the parade. thought John said he was involved with some else here?
found the post, he said: "but if you look a few posts back I think I am already engaged to Babes 66 - not sure though. I think she may be using me for my culinary skills."
sorry if i'm crossing boundaries I ought to keep nose out of.
'probly just green with envy, someone else beat me to my marriage proposal!!! He's one popular gentlemen.

I think everybody here had the right to three matches, so it's no problem Gillian, even you can have John...and he hasn't said no, so I guess now it's too late.

If I remember well the rules I'd created, you can have three matches and they have 24 hours to come and say no, I don't want to serve her or him my entire life. Yes, those were definetely the rules, except for me, I can have 6 matches. And I think Nessa had bribed me into six, too.

So, I would like to match Thelast1standing with SwanQueen, she deserves one more match. :)

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My most difficult task now is to match Odd. You see, Odd has that horrible avatar which scares any normal woman away.

Women look at that and think, is that a hidden message? Am I the one to inherit that kitchen? And poor Odd, he can't get the bride of his dreams.

I have never talked love with Odd, but I know he wants someone who could talk politics with him. She would be a leftist, of course. Very left and very radical. I can't reveal all the details, but I'm sure he'll let the right girl know, while tasting some products imported directly from some developing country, without intermediates and no transgenic material inside. If she has a child, even better, I heard he's an excellent Math teacher (but the level might be too high for kids).

Cleaning kitchens is just a detail. He told me he has never seen a cockroach that is a plus, no matter how dirty it gets, and you won't have to scream your lungs because of those horrible insects. I happen to know that house mite barely survive in Scandinavian countries. So the kitchen is not that important.

If I'm not here tomorrow, it's because he got angry at this attempt to match him. I'll know very quickly if he did...
:D Sorry, Odd, but that kitchen, it needs a woman...

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Ok....I'll match you up with Mr Popular:cool: John311
I mean would he pass up all these women wanting him....hmmmm!

All in fun

I think I've been misunderstood. I seriously thought John and Babes were "engaged" in the real sense of the word. I mean totally apart from this thread, like IRL! I think there is someone named Gilrean here too, but I'm Gillian.

Now, you wonder how I keep track of 4500 members...;) Ok, so babes is with Streff, and Gillian is not Gilraen, but she's matched anyway...

I chose to match her with Bfett15...he's into some star war thing, but he seems to be normal otherwise. Good match! I'm so proud.

Now back to Odd...Venus, do you like politics? ;)

Match me with who maria?

With Gillian!!! :D

Send her some virtual roses and don't forget: this is all virtual!

and the confusion that comes along with that:D Sorry about the mix up Gillian. I re-read you post again. I swore I would stop attemptiing to speed read through all posts:D

Maria, Politics is not high on my list;)

How about kitchens, Venus? :D

kitchen? you want a battle of cooking Maria? prepare to come in last:D:D

/me is a supercook

I'm just wondering if Venus would clean Odd's kitchen!

Super cook? Why didn't you say that before? It's easier to match a man who knows how to cook!! :D

If you're handing out men who like to cook, Maria, I'll take one!! (Do I have to apologize for unauthorized flirting first?)

I would cook if he cleans or vice versa. In the virtual world, I can think of many things to fill his empty pots and pans. I'm decent on the cooking. Hope he likes seafood:cool:

I guess my flirting scared my guy away. Yeah... they talk big but when the pedal meets the metal, they fly away! :rolleyes:

so venus, you['re saying you'll do the dishes if i cook....i can work with that
:D:D

We will find you another, who is not afraid of your flirting. Need to find you a passionate one too , that likes a little flirting
:D

I believe Maria meant me to clean OddEven's kitchen...now it's been a wacky day for me being confused with posts , so maybe i'm wrong.

However,yes I will do the dishes while you cook..... what's on the menu?:cool:

hmmm
some cabernet saviougn to begin, followd by a beautiful escargot appetizer, the main course shall be filet mignon with twice baked potatos, and for desert, bananas foster

And I had hopes for you, Venus, when he started the phrase "and for dessert..."

:D

Okay, so now YellowRose is back, we have to think about her, too. I don't think politicallly she would be safe with Odd.

Hmm, you guys could leave politics for the others, couldn't you? :mad: This makes matching so hard!

And Savannah, where is your partner MS?

i told you i was a catch Maria

I know, but...he had me at escargot, how could I ever pass that one up.

Maria, You do a excellent job "wonderwoman"!:cool:
Today has been like crossing wires...a bit wacky!

Hey, bfett, you have Gillian and Venus to take care of.

Remember I know all about you, so behave ;)

I remember I have a new friend to match, that's thelast1standing, I think he would be nice with Gillian, too. Or YellowRose.

I have so much to worry about these days...:) matching people is not an easy job and Peachy is not helping!:p

i think i can take care of venus, she seems fun:D

Venus, I have fun with this matchmaking job!!!

Now that I think of it, I should be matched, too!

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But I warn you, I'm very picky. I'll find flaws in every guy...;)

lemme guess....my flaw is smoking

Exactly!

Next? (I think there'll be no next!)

Originally posted by MariaLux
My most difficult task now is to match Odd. You see, Odd has that horrible avatar which scares any normal woman away.

Women look at that and think, is that a hidden message? Am I the one to inherit that kitchen? And poor Odd, he can't get the bride of his dreams.

I have never talked love with Odd, but I know he wants someone who could talk politics with him. She would be a leftist, of course. Very left and very radical. I can't reveal all the details, but I'm sure he'll let the right girl know, while tasting some products imported directly from some developing country, without intermediates and no transgenic material inside. If she has a child, even better, I heard he's an excellent Math teacher (but the level might be too high for kids).

Cleaning kitchens is just a detail. He told me he has never seen a cockroach that is a plus, no matter how dirty it gets, and you won't have to scream your lungs because of those horrible insects. I happen to know that house mite barely survive in Scandinavian countries. So the kitchen is not that important.

If I'm not here tomorrow, it's because he got angry at this attempt to match him. I'll know very quickly if he did...
:D Sorry, Odd, but that kitchen, it needs a woman...

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Maria - - -

I think we should match Odd with Grrl . . . read her ad in the personals section . . . she likes scandinavian men :D

A new couple is born and they don't even know!! Isn't that wonderful!

:)

you talking about me and Venus?

Also about you! :)

i think i did find a good match

me, me...match me! :D

Onetiger, using my old method of matching according to the nickname, I have two propositions for you:

http://www.juanna.de/minis-140803/gif_07_07.giftiger_army (I hope he's just one, not the whole army)

http://www.juanna.de/minis-140803/gif_07_07.giffuzzytiger (he wanted someone older, but you are so cute he wouldn't resist)


But if you want bteff, he still has one empty place!http://www.juanna.de/minis-140803/mini_eng2.gif

me, me...match me! :D

Again?

woops! sorry for posting twice!

Hehe, better stop that vodka, onetiger!! ;)

Have you checked on them? http://www.cutegifs.blogger.com.br/minicaozinholingua.gif

Originally posted by MariaLux
And I had hopes for you, Venus, when he started the phrase "and for dessert..."

:D

Okay, so now YellowRose is back, we have to think about her, too. I don't think politicallly she would be safe with Odd.

Hmm, you guys could leave politics for the others, couldn't you? :mad: This makes matching so hard!

And Savannah, where is your partner MS?

Well, if everybody is too busy to do justice to those bananas foster, I may just have to volunteer.

MS has vanished -- in search of the official flirting thread, I think!

I'll track him down and bring him here, you just wait, Savannah!!

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Originally posted by MariaLux
My most difficult task now is to match Odd. You see, Odd has that horrible avatar which scares any normal woman away.

Women look at that and think, is that a hidden message? Am I the one to inherit that kitchen? And poor Odd, he can't get the bride of his dreams.

I have never talked love with Odd, but I know he wants someone who could talk politics with him. She would be a leftist, of course. Very left and very radical. I can't reveal all the details, but I'm sure he'll let the right girl know, while tasting some products imported directly from some developing country, without intermediates and no transgenic material inside. If she has a child, even better, I heard he's an excellent Math teacher (but the level might be too high for kids).

Cleaning kitchens is just a detail. He told me he has never seen a cockroach that is a plus, no matter how dirty it gets, and you won't have to scream your lungs because of those horrible insects. I happen to know that house mite barely survive in Scandinavian countries. So the kitchen is not that important.

If I'm not here tomorrow, it's because he got angry at this attempt to match him. I'll know very quickly if he did...
:D Sorry, Odd, but that kitchen, it needs a woman...

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1) Am I angry? Well, I might put Maria in my sauce pan or frying pan at Halloween. That's what I meant (for all of you) with my scary avatar, but noone seems to get the message. LOL. I want to win this game too, you see!

2) Awww, come on, you can't see any dirt at my avatar! (which doesn't mean that there is no dirt at other places LOL)

3) And what makes you think that leftist people are against technology? And that they necessarily have high moral standards as individuals? It is society that is immoral and must be changed.

4) Matching me... hmmm difficult, if I was a woman I don't think I'd want to live with me. LOL But it's nice to try.

So, you are not going to kill me?

Well, if you are not, we might as well enjoy this opportunity and ask you to tell us what kind of woman would conquer your heart...:D

Hi there.

Interesting thread :) So , who in this wonderful world
of Ageless could match me ? :)


See you ..

Genevieve and I. she is what i consider perfect

And the man is not only SEXY... he is sweet too! :D

Originally posted by scandinavia27
Interesting thread :) So , who in this wonderful world
of Ageless could match me ?

Scandinavia, I think I'll match you for geographical reasons with Zephirine...but you better take good care of her, she's Brazilian, too!

Let's melt the ice...:D

Originally posted by sexyny21m
Genevieve and I. she is what i consider perfect

Well, that is surely the best kind of member, he comes here and he matches himself.

And another couple is born! Gen and Sexyny...:)

IMHO..for someone as adorable as you Trish..

Only someone as wonderful and romantic and kind and funny as Alex...but I am NOT sharing! lol....

Maria will come up with someone I bet!

I have one other matching. I know he's been matched before, but well, she hasn't, and she has the right to three guys and I came up with two:

Babes and Just_Brian and also John. She deserves two, she's a tall woman with Scottish/Irish blood!

I know what you are thinking Trish ~I have Irish blood too~ ok, so I see you could be very happy with two sweet guys around:
Flamer and Thelast1standing.

I need some more men, gosh. Tru, help me!

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There's another tall woman with Scottish blood here!! :mad:

Where is ms???

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Please, ladies, keep track of your men, I match you with one and then you let them go, I'm going crazy here.

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Originally posted by MariaLux
Where is ms???

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Think you can pacify me with a cute puppy, do you?

(It just might work!)

Well, I kind of fancy ms, too, so if you don't grab him, I'll match him with me :D

In exchange for that cute puppy...here, take another one:
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Originally posted by MariaLux
Well, I kind of fancy ms, too, so if you don't grab him, I'll match him with me :D

In exchange for that cute puppy...here, take another one:
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*sigh* Savannah was willing........but sells out for a puppy!

Okay, if babes gets TWO, plus the one she has for real, based on the tall Scottish thing -- then you've got your work cut out to find me THREE, Maria!

I am part Scottish and I have only one man. Am I supposed to have another? Are there enough left to go around?

You just crack me up! Your responses on the previous page made me laugh out loud and the water I had been drinking at the time went down the wrong pipe! And lucky for you dear moderator, I am not looking at this point in time, so you have one less member to worry about!

Oh, I know your technique, I know it!!! You say this so that I'll feel that matchmaker well-known itching feeling, "she doesn't want to be matched, let's match her!!"

But I had matched you with Romial. What happened? Why aren't you looking? Are you two getting married?

I think I'll match myself with Jonny_loves_you. That way I would know the real truth behind that nick.

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And why is it that now everybody has Scottish blood around Ageless?? :confused:

Patricia and Savannah, what kind of man would be nice for you?

im a nice guy trish:D

My goodness, but this thread is beginning to sound like one big, huge, wild orgy of Woodstock proportions!!! :D

No, no, I don't have, that was supposed to be what you were thinking, that YOU have Irish blood like babes :D My celtic side is all Spanish, from Galicia, where you also find celts. I'm a pure Latin all the way, except for the gypsy touch.

Btw, Flamer is a nice guy! I talked to him already. At least he sounds normal, ;) , he studies in Brussels and is sweet, all that chocolate around him must have some effect...

And hey, it's the virtual world! ;)

But you see, bfett is around in case Captain is not looking...:p

Peachy, these women are out of control, now everybody became Scottish or Irish! Please tell me you are a plain English or Polish, or whatever, but no more of them here....:(

I am out to spread my subliminar messages in other threads....:D

No, Maria, I am not Scottish or Irish . . . I'm German . . .

And I did pick up on your subliminal message on another thread :D

The problem is that the woman have gotten too greedy and want more than one man. If they had one man like my man, they would have all they could handle and wouldn't be so greedy! :p

Well, not only am I part Scottish, but I am also French, German, Irish, English and Welsh. And I am tall, too. So, how many does that qualify me for altogether?

Someone like Heath Ledger or David James or Alejandro Fernandez would be nice, Maria.

Come on SB, it's all virtual -- not a bit like real life!

And I'm 100% Scottish -- do I qualify for less men now?

If you're taking jonny_loves_you, Maria, does that mean MS is up for grabs again?

Savannah, ok, you can have ms, but if jonny doesn't want me, please find me a match...these greedy women (I like that phrase) took all the available, I'll have to go fish in the other side of the boards, and you will probably never hear from me again...the women there surely run faster than I do...

But well, we have to change the scenery sometimes...

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"Doesn't want you"?? I didn't think they had a choice........ :D

Okay, I'll take MS. If he really likes Canadian beer, it will be much easier to get him drunk and take advantage of him!

:o

I'm making (er, SUPPOSED to be making) a cheescake atm -- will that work as a bribe?

babes from what I know about you.... three is probably an understatement.

Well, babes's tally is really up to FOUR, since she started out with Streff.

And if she gets three, I get three! (Damn -- took me 30 pages to get ONE!)

Originally posted by babes66
Of course you should have 3, all women should have three men, that way they MAY get everything they need between them;)

ROFL! :D :D

Originally posted by peachy51
No, Maria, I am not Scottish or Irish . . . I'm German . . .


Well baby, you have Mexican in you now!!! :D

Originally posted by Joe
Well baby, you have Mexican in you now!!! :D

Would that be NOW? As in ..while you were typing that? :P

J/K TMI TMI!!

No, Tru, I was taking a bubble bath! :D However, my ability to multitask is rubbing off on him!! :p

Originally posted by peachy51
No, Tru, I was taking a bubble bath! :D However, my ability to multitask is rubbing off on him!! :p

ROFLOL!

Hey ya’ll, there’s a delivery guy outside from some all-night pharmacy. Says he’s got a tractor-trailer load of Viagra refills called in for about 30 guys at this thread…something about them being held captive by a small group of gorgeous but absolutely insatiable women. Anybody know anything about…

(Looking around)

GEEEZ!! WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE? :eek:

(Stepping carefully over the exhausted bodies of several male Ageless members)

Who’s responsible for this? Wait, I think I can guess… Where’s Maria?

(Hearing the door being closed and bolted behind me)

Uh oh.....

Who would want to be matched up with me???


Step right up, don't be shy.

Not like we'll need a barracade to keep the fighting over me at a minimum.:D

Just kidding...

Haunted,
There is no doubt in my mind that you'll have a whole flock (or maybe harem is a better word) of women matched up with you.
You're sweet, warm and kind - a real "good guy";) - which is a good thing!!!!

Southerngal

Last1standing closes the door, despite all the bodies lying around...but it's because he likes this kind of virtual orgies.

He sees Haunted and Raven sitting and talking about Castles (Haunted, probably). Babes is busy with two of her most recent virtual flings, while John is being amused by four beautiful demoiselles.

Maria has her laptop and when he approaches her, he sees that she's busy sending PMs to all available men in the site, while sending her infamous subliminar messages to other forums and even sites, and searching the members list. No way to get her attention, he's safe.

Thelast1standing finally sits down...close to Trish, Savannah and Onetiger. At his own risk.

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Originally posted by Trish

And I thought you gave last1standing to swanqueen. So maybe I'll just pass on the matches! But thanks for trying!

Hmmmph.....

Maria matches me up with Trish. So, in an effort to become the man of her dreams, I read back through several hundred posts to find out exactly what Trish wants in a man, only to find that she's already passed on me! ):confused: Wow, talk about bruising a guys ego right off the bat...

(quickly checking my breath before sitting down next to Savannah)

Originally posted by peachy51
No, Tru, I was taking a bubble bath! :D However, my ability to multitask is rubbing off on him!! :p

Hey cup cakes, that ain't the only thing "rubbing" off on me! ;)

Originally posted by MariaLux
Thelast1standing finally sits down...close to Trish, Savannah and Onetiger. At his own risk.

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Savannah is instantly recognizable: she's the one accompanied by two ill-behaved mongrels who are jumping all over everyone......yes, it's a package deal -- virtual dogs come with virtual Savannah.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Trish
And I thought you gave last1standing to swanqueen.


Even though I could find no official written record such a union in this thread, I'm wondering if I should get some sort of legal seperation from Swanqueen (who obviously has no interest in me either or else she would have made some effort to claim her property :( ) before pursuing Savannah.

Are "common law" matches recognized in this thread? Where can I find a good cyber-attorney?

As I was sitting next to last1...I will of course flirt like mad...didn't realize I was also matched with John 311 but heard he's a good one...hmmmm....

At last! A woman has noticed that I exist!! I was beginning to feel like “Mr. Cellophane”…

In less than 12 hours, I’ve been snubbed by Swanqueen, dumped outright by Trish, and “thrown to the dogs” by Savannah. OneTiger could be my last hope…I REALLY need to make her feel special…

(walking around behind OneTiger’s chair…kissing her neck softly as I massage her shoulders)

What can I do for you this evening, dear? Shall I draw you a warm bubble bath? Where shall I make our dinner reservations? A show afterwards? Certainly; your wish is my command…

Originally posted by last1standing
In less than 12 hours, I’ve been snubbed by Swanqueen, dumped outright by Trish, and “thrown to the dogs” by Savannah.

Yes, but in Savannah's eyes, "thrown to the dogs" is the highest accolade......... ;)

They are only puppies anyway...

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When DON'T I mention puppies?? :p

All yours babes!! :D

.......eagerly awaiting response, since First Round Draft Pick MS has also been silent........


(Babes: Depends how one defines "bad", doesn't it?)

Originally posted by Joe
Hey cup cakes, that ain't the only thing "rubbing" off on me! ;)

Mmmmmmmmmmm . . . and I'm definitely gonna need a foot massage tonight after wearing these sexy shoes for you today!! Think you're up to it?? :p

Originally posted by peachy51
Mmmmmmmmmmm . . . and I'm definitely gonna need a foot massage tonight after wearing these sexy shoes for you today!! Think you're up to it?? :p


That reminds me! I loved those shoes you had on on Oprah Peachy!!

I never saw her shoes, how did you do that?

Originally posted by MariaLux
I never saw her shoes, how did you do that?

I have a shoe thing! ( not a foot thing Joe..a shoe thing)


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Originally posted by peachy51
Mmmmmmmmmmm . . . and I'm definitely gonna need a foot massage tonight after wearing these sexy shoes for you today!! Think you're up to it?? :p


Sexy, I'm always "up", you know that! ;)

F**k the massage, how 'bout a mouth on them sexy peds of yours?

Originally posted by Tru
That reminds me! I loved those shoes you had on on Oprah Peachy!!


Yup Tru, and they came right off afterwards! http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/tongue/11ztongue.gif

Originally posted by Raven Magdalene
Seems like Peachy has herself a real stud muffin...or should I say stud tortilla! :D

LOL Raven - - - I call him studmuffin all the time!! :p

Originally posted by Joe
Sexy, I'm always "up", you know that! ;)

F**k the massage, how 'bout a mouth on them sexy peds of yours?

Your choice, Sugar . . . you know whatever you do pleases me!;)

Originally posted by Tru
I have a shoe thing! ( not a foot thing Joe..a shoe thing)


I hear ya loud and clear Tru. I have a shoe fettish to the point that people call me Imelda!! Kinda fitting, don't you think, that I found a guy with a foot fettish?? :D

So, any news from the matched couples?

I have to say that Haunted and Raven were talking about castles, but I did notice that they were also studying the room...maybe they have found someone and are shy to tell us?

As far as I know, that room was full of people, but they were too quiet or too shy to talk. So I suggest they use the PM system.

And let me know, I spent hours preparing the room for this big party!

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Sorry Last1...had to leave the room due to field hockey practice (I coach) and then on to watch the Red Sox...but the massage sounds wonderful...I can hear my neck cracking right now!
I of course would turn and smile your way!

There's a few here I would not mind, too bad I'm going away. :)

Originally posted by Raven Magdalene
You just got here...what do you mean you are going away?? You know Ageless is without boundaries...reaches far and wide!! :D So, what is this business.. going away?? Like in a camping trip or a flight to the moon or around the world sailing trip? :confused:

Army...boot camp...11 days from now, then 11 weeks of hell. :)

Originally posted by Raven Magdalene
OH!!!!!!!!! Well, that is what you get for joining the Army! ;) Well, they have internet don't they??

Heh, I know. :p

And no internet during boot camp. Maybe during the training afterwards but I dunno about that. Only thing we can get is hand written letters in boot camp. :)

Actually, it's 11 weeks of fun! :D My uncle just came back from Army boot camp 2 weeks ago, and said it was easier than he thought. I guess because you have weekends off, get to eat candy, write letters home, call on the phone, watch tv, and go to the mall on base once a week. You also get to tell them how you want your hair cut as long as it's regulation. And the kicker, if you're lucky, you'll get to train with females! :p


joe

I don't think in boot camp you get weekends off...at least that's not how I understand it. I hope I'm wrong though, LOL.

And my fort that I'm going to is co-ed so yes there will be females there. :)

It's easy bro, eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

Joe and Romial....

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Originally posted by MariaLux
Joe and Romial....

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Jealous? ;)

I am! But I'll find ways to recover from this...

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Originally posted by MariaLux
I am! But I'll find ways to recover from this...

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But wouldn't you perfer to have those chocolates fed to you? ;)

Are you trying to torture this poor soul, Romial?

Sniff, not only alone, but with a flu...someone could feed me some soup, make me some tea, take my temperature. I would call Odd and Ladyingreen who are also sick and we could play hospital. With real sick people...

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Originally posted by MariaLux
Are you trying to torture this poor soul, Romial?

Sniff, not only alone, but with a flu...someone could feed me some soup, make me some tea, take my temperature. I would call Odd and Ladyingreen who are also sick and we could play hospital. With real sick people...

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I'm not trying to torture you. :(

Here lemme fix some chicken noodle soup for you. It'll make you feel right as rain. :)

Originally posted by Romial
Jealous? ;)

LOL @ Romial!!! :D :D :D

Originally posted by babes66
Hmmm, Who Romial?????
Curious minds want to know!!!
And you wont be away for ever, perhaps your crush's will wait for you!!

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Oooh I'll never tell. ;) A man has to have his little secrets doesn't he? hehe

I want to let you know you are all very sweet, Romial, I love chicken soup and Babes, garlic soup sounds wonderful (especially around Halloween time ;) ).

I'll be better tomorrow, and I'm glad Romial has a crush. I was worried about him and Joe.

Unless it IS Joe...:eek: hehe, just kidding, Romial has a crush on someone I know.

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Pssssssssssssssstt

I was being discrete...couldn't tell the real reasons...

Ahem...so, as I was saying for geographical and extremely studied other reasons, mainly medical and genetical, :rolleyes: , you know the farther you are genetically (one Brazilian one Norwegian, forgetting your Swedish half, of course), the less possibilities of abnormalities, etc, etc...

Zephirine and Scandinavia is a good match. Of course he would have to get away from sexually speaking and the ad forum to know we are talking about him .... :D and as his mailbox is always full, I don't have much hopes...

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Originally posted by MariaLux
I'll be better tomorrow, and I'm glad Romial has a crush. I was worried about him and Joe.

Maria - - - I am so sorry you aren't feeling well. Hopefully you will be better soon. Sounds like you all caught something in London!

Now, about the above quote -- you don't have to worry a bit about Romial and Joe. I'm can assure you that Romial doesn't have any of the attributes to get Joe's attention and I really doubt Romial would want to tangle with me anyway. http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mad1.gif

Romial is in my harem anyway.. no worries Rom.. I'll take care of ya.. ;)

Gen - - - You might want to rein him in and get him under control then:D

I'd hate to have to hurt him right before he goes into boot camp!:eek:

Peachy - Are you saying you don't want to share Joe with me? :( :p

Hehe thanks Gen. :D

And yes I do have several crush's...but that's just because all the ladies hre are so damn loveable. :)

Romial - - - I will most definitely NOT share Joe with you or anyone else :mad:

You'll just have to move on to one of those other crushes.:D

Originally posted by peachy51
Romial - - - I will most definitely NOT share Joe with you or anyone else :mad:

You'll just have to move on to one of those other crushes.:D

haha, awww come on, it might be more fun this way. :p (lol)

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Gay? Don't you mean happy? :p

Wow...
First I was engaged, then married off, then not married at all, then passed around like a donkey in a Shanghai market (and not minding it one bit). I was then granted four beautiful maidens by Maria, learned about Odds kitchen, Peachys shoes, had bananas foster for dessert and then visited by Liberace in all his immaculate, shining gayness. I think I am caught up now

Originally posted by Joe
Well baby, you have Mexican in you now!!! :D

Joe, I always laugh at your posts but HOLY CRAP my side is still aching after that one.

Hey -- I thought I snagged the bananas foster! :p

Originally posted by John-311
Joe, I always laugh at your posts but HOLY CRAP my side is still aching after that one.


Try to keep my bros and bras happy bruthaman!!! :D

Girls, you decided who is going to have John each day of the week, I'm sure there's enough of him for all of you...:p isn't there, John?

:D

I feel better, thanks Trish! Now I'm going to bed, hope Joe is not going to have too much fun around...:D Hey, Joe, give Peachy a kiss for me!

Good night, nice couples and virtual couples, and couples-to-be!:)

The last few pages of this thread are hillarious!!!!!!!!!! I love this place!

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I have a new man for you. You can PM me with your prices. It won't be cheap, he has blue eyes.

:D

Originally posted by MariaLux
I have a new man for you. You can PM me with your prices. It won't be cheap, he has blue eyes.

:D

oooooh for me?! :D

If you pay, you take him. Tied, of course, because I'm not sure you are his type.

But hey, this is capitalism.

PS For you, Romial:

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Originally posted by MariaLux
If you pay, you take him. Tied, of course, because I'm not sure you are his type.

But hey, this is capitalism.

PS For you, Romial:

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Ooooh tied. You ARE kinky! ;)

Ooooh you love cats too? That's cool because I have 2 of them, hehe.

Romial, you silly forgetful boy, I know your cats!

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by MariaLux
Romial, you silly forgetful boy, I know your cats!

:rolleyes:

But the others didn't know you knew silly!

oops, silly me...

Thank you Maria, for matching me up with Zephirine.

She is cute and charming, thats for sure :)

Not easy to be updated on all these posts here. :)



Hi There Zephirine ! :)

THis is a nice site ...... good luck to everybody ... best wishes

Originally posted by joelherrera
THis is a nice site ...... good luck to everybody ... best wishes


Wlecome to Ageless, Joel!

Hey, Joel, nice to see you around the chit chat...and since you came visit this romantic thread, who would you like to be matched with?
It's just virtual, and you can flirt with the unflirtable, :D , although they can come here and say, sorry, I'm taken...then we find another one...

Do you know YellowRose? ;) She's free virtually speaking, I think...:p