Some personal true humor...

Boy....

I go to bed early a few nights...and it's Studio Wrestling all around me...

So, here's something that maybe will get you to laugh. It did me, and it even happened to me on Friday night.

Friday night my 'love and me decided it was a good night to talk on the phone. Spent four hours on the phone. After about two hours, we were both in the mood for a little intimacy (yes, on the phone.)

So, we are getting into it...when suddenly, I'm like, "OH Sh**! Wait a minute honey, I'm getting a lamp cramp!" I had gotten a tremendous one in my left leg. So, we stopped for a little while, She had actually ended up getting a little dizzy. (I say it was from stopping too suddenly...inertia type deal. *LOL*)

So...we laid there talking some more. Well, we both got in the mood again and all was fine. We were reaching the "point of no return"...when suddenly, I did one of those dramatic Vaudeville silent screams....*LOL*

Leg Cramp! IN THE RIGHT LEG THIS TIME!

Someone...must hate us! *LOL*

We both couldn't believe it...but, we couldn't help but laugh and giggle over it. Regardless, it was a wonderful evening with some poingnent (sp) talk and discussion...and some all out laughter.

I'm not in the habit of talking about personal stuff like this...but, we did get a laugh out of it...and with tensions so high 'round these here parts lately...I thought maybe this would at least bring a chuckle or a gufaw to your lips as well. *LOL*

I can only imagine what the scene would of been like if this actually happened in the flesh. It probably would of been a very interesting and comical one...*LOL*

~Dan (Who can actually walk now...no leg cramps for me! Plenty of water from now on!)

Gees you must put a lot of ENERGY into your phone conversations!

I agree with Nessa...

sounds like you might need some potassium in your system.

Me and Hasan have never had any problems with cramping over the phone...~wink~

Nice to know you have some fun time together...it's important in LDR's...~smile~

First time I got to reply to this...

Nessa...you are probably right. That particular day, I didn't really have anything to eat, I don't think. And I don't think I had much/if any potassium. Thanks for the information! I'll make sure to take a banana into the bedroom with me...hehe...

~Guinavere~....I think our respective neighbors heard us laughing probably. At that and other things. Becky and I really click on the phone...and enjoy telling eachother about certain things...and of course, the innuendo's are great too. Thank god she likes my jokes....*LOL* If we can't actually touch eachother, we can share a range of emotiosn with eachother....

swanqueen....why, yes, I do! And we do! *LOL* This is where copius amounts of Mountain Dew come in handy...*LOL*

Bedazzled...glad ya liked it! *smiles*