Dawgs!!!!!!!

"NOTICE TO PEOPLE WHO VISIT MY HOME

1. The dogs lives here...you don't.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.

3. Yes, they has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you.
What's your point?

4. OF COURSE they smell like a dogs.

5. It's their nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free
to sniff theirs.

6. I like them a lot better than I like most people.

7. To you, there dogs. To me, there adopted children who are short,
hairy, walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly and tolerates eating on the floor.

I have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, mostly come when they are called, never drive your car or talk back, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether or not they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and, if they accidentally get pregnant ....... they shouldn't.....just get them spayed."


As Alex Karas once said: Those of us who love dogs and live with dogs consider dog hair a condiment

I have this hanging on my fridge!
I gave away a few copies to my friends...
PS I have 2 dogs, a pure pred Yellow Lab Simba 4 years old, and a pure bred Rat Terrior Zipper, 5. They LIVE in our house, sleep in our beds, even chomp on leftovers, (the kids sneak it to them).
I vacuum alot.

I love # 5. It's their nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs.

Zipper is our gay dog, Simba goes outside and the minute we let him in Zippers face is like a magnet stuck to his ***!:eek:
And he eats his own poop! What is up with that???:confused:
But anyhoo, we love our dogs, Williams mom wants us to bring them to Chigaco to visit her! Not the kids, the dogs! LOL

Snow -- For your dog that eats poop, put meat tenderizer in its food. That should alleviate that problem. :)

Originally posted by peachy51
Snow -- For your dog that eats poop, put meat tenderizer in its food. That should alleviate that problem. :)

Thanks Peachy! Well its worth a try, but he is gonna be mad giveing up his winter poopsicles!!

Thanks Peachy! Well its worth a try, but he is gonna be mad giveing up his winter poopsicles!!

LOL! :D

I think we'll have to give the meat tenderizer a try, except we'll have to put it in our cats' food. Our Yorkie loves to scrape the catbox clean with her teeth - I guess she's trying to help us with the housework. I was laughing when I read Snowy's post because last winter we kept saying that Yippee (the Yorkie - her name is Yippee Yi Yeh) was loving her poopsicles!

Originally posted by whisper
I think we'll have to give the meat tenderizer a try, except we'll have to put it in our cats' food. Our Yorkie loves to scrape the catbox clean with her teeth -

LOL Whisper, maybe Yippee thinks its corn on the cob!!

PS what do you think meat tenderizer does? I mean it can't get much softer :eek:

I was thinking maybe it does something weird, like when you get stung by a bee and you put some tenderizer on the bite, (i use baking soda or powder to fizzel out the stinger too)
Peachy? What does meat tenderizer do?

Originally posted by SnowPrincess
LOL Whisper, maybe Yippee thinks its corn on the cob!!

PS what do you think meat tenderizer does? I mean it can't get much softer :eek:

I was thinking maybe it does something weird, like when you get stung by a bee and you put some tenderizer on the bite, (i use baking soda or powder to fizzel out the stinger too)
Peachy? What does meat tenderizer do?

Not sure exactly, but I think it has something to do with the enzymes in the meat tenderizer. I was told it only works for animals eating their own poop tho. Not when they eat others' poop!! Don't know what to tell you Whisper about your dog eating the cat's poop. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My two have the same nasty habit in winter -- don't know if they're partial to their own or the other one's -- and Savannah likes to come in and promptly barf up her little snack..........:(
Bad enough having to clean it up after the first run-through without dealing with a double-processed batch!

I tried the meat tenderizer trick, and it did seem to work. But I noticed that the main ingredient was monosodium glutamate, and I decided that I didn't want the dogs eating that regularly.