tonometer2000
08-31-2003, 10:29 AM
I have a class on primate mating strategy. I'll let you all know what I learn. :)
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Monkey SexTru 08-31-2003, 10:32 AM Originally posted by tonometer2000 I have a class on primate mating strategy. I'll let you all know what I learn. :) uh huh...is this an accredited school? Figaro 08-31-2003, 10:38 AM Ah.... monkey sex. Is there any other kind? Tru 08-31-2003, 10:40 AM Originally posted by Figaro Ah.... monkey sex. Is there any other kind? Not if you're dating an ape I guess. http://www.gifs.net/animate/anigorilla.gif Genevieve 08-31-2003, 11:14 AM Do you give private tutoring lessons?? hehehehe.. ;) Joe 08-31-2003, 11:30 AM Forget learning about the damn monkey, I'd rather spank it! :D Peachy 08-31-2003, 12:48 PM Originally posted by tonometer2000 I have a class on primate mating strategy. I'll let you all know what I learn. :) Um . . . I have my own strategy, thank you very much!! :D Originally posted by Joe Forget learning about the damn monkey, I'd rather spank it! :D Sugar, there you go misbehaving again!! Maybe I need to spank you? ;) Jannie 08-31-2003, 01:20 PM TONOMETER, WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR AGAIN???? FIGARO....STILL CUTE AS A POSSUM!!!!!!!!! :) Figaro 08-31-2003, 02:22 PM cutER than a possum! ;) LADave 08-31-2003, 02:49 PM Originally posted by Joe Forget learning about the damn monkey, I'd rather spank it! :D LMAO!:D tonometer2000 08-31-2003, 03:45 PM Originally posted by Genevieve Do you give private tutoring lessons?? hehehehe.. ;) For you Gen, of course. :) Im a political Science Major, I just enjoy monkey sex. Tru 08-31-2003, 03:54 PM Seems that when the Lord was creating the world, He called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was absolutely horrified... "Only twenty years of normal sex life?" Yet, the Lord was adamant and insisted that Man could have no more than twenty years of normal sex life. Then, the Lord called the monkey and gave him twenty years. "But, I don't need twenty years," protested the monkey. "Ten years is plenty for me." Man spoke up eagerly, "Can I have the other ten years?" The monkey graciously agreed. Then, the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty years. The lion, like the monkey, only wanted ten years. Again, man spoke up, "Can I have the other ten years?" The lion graciously agreed. Then, along came a donkey and he too was given twenty years. But, like the others, ten years was more than sufficient. Once again, man pleaded, "Can I have the other ten years?" And so, it all makes perfect sense now... Man has twenty years of normal sex life, ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion about it and ten years of making an *** of himself. swanqueen 08-31-2003, 03:58 PM AHHHH yes, now it makes perfect sense. ROFLOL Tru 08-31-2003, 04:17 PM I am still trying to figure out if tonometer is seriously interested in the sex life of monkeys or is that some kind of joke? Well, Tony? Can you elaborate a little? Thank you. :) Maria 08-31-2003, 05:38 PM Monkey sex? But shouldn't this be in sexually speaking? :rolleyes: Tru 08-31-2003, 05:41 PM Originally posted by MariaLux Monkey sex? But shouldn't this be in sexually speaking? :rolleyes: Poor moderators...never a chance to rest. ;) Maria 08-31-2003, 05:42 PM Even more reasons to put him on sexually speaking...:D :D tonometer2000 08-31-2003, 06:11 PM Originally posted by Tru I am still trying to figure out if tonometer is seriously interested in the sex life of monkeys or is that some kind of joke? Well, Tony? Can you elaborate a little? Thank you. :) No, it's actually a class on primate mating strategies. A writing class no less. We can learn a lot about our own sexual behavior through monkeys. If you are truly that interested I can forward you all some of the texts and will definitely keep you posted on tips. :) Cuddles - Tony Tru 08-31-2003, 06:14 PM Originally posted by tonometer2000 No, it's actually a class on primate mating strategies. A writing class no less. We can learn a lot about our own sexual behavior through monkeys. If you are truly that interested I can forward you all some of the texts and will definitely keep you posted on tips. :) Cuddles - Tony TIPS? Oh my! This will be interesting to see. Tips for my sex life from the study on primate mating strategies. Ok...I will withhold judgement till I see more. :D This could get interesting..... Jannie 08-31-2003, 06:17 PM FIGARO!!! MY APOLOGIES!!!!!!!!!!! YOU are DEFINITELY CUTER THAN A POSSUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) navin-r-johnson 08-31-2003, 06:47 PM monkey sex can't be denied. Gillian 09-01-2003, 09:14 AM Does it have anything to do with their banana peeling technique? Genevieve 09-01-2003, 02:49 PM Originally posted by tonometer2000 No, it's actually a class on primate mating strategies. A writing class no less. We can learn a lot about our own sexual behavior through monkeys. If you are truly that interested I can forward you all some of the texts and will definitely keep you posted on tips. :) Cuddles - Tony Tony, You don't want to give away all your secrets now... um.. save that for later.. ;) ~Guinavere~ 09-01-2003, 03:10 PM Tony is a cuddler?...awwwwww....now that is so freakin' cute!!!! And I want all the tips on monkey sex...I am interested to see what I can learn from those primates...:D kye 09-01-2003, 03:46 PM Curious about the name, Tonometer. You studying opthamology? Kye tonometer2000 09-01-2003, 03:53 PM no Im not. Good call though. |
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