Jannie 09-01-2003, 12:45 PM 1) Why do linemen, plumbers and some other men always show their butt cracks? I dont' understand how they can have the great divide be showing that much, and they don't even notice. I have this urge to get a bebe gun and shoot someone up on a telephone pole sometimes. lol
2) Why don't they make airplanes from the same material that they make that indestructible black box from?????
Does anyone know the answer to these and does anyone have any other questions? :)
SnowPrincess 09-01-2003, 12:48 PM Why do we Park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?:confused:
Peachy 09-01-2003, 02:10 PM Jannie -- You need to get together with Steven Wright and George Carlin!!:D
Tall Guy 09-01-2003, 05:09 PM 2) Why don't they make airplanes from the same material that they make that indestructible black box from?????
Probably because the material used to construct the black box is a lot heavier than thte matieral they use to construct the shell of the airplane. But, i am not expert :D
Steve
irparis 09-01-2003, 08:23 PM Actually Steve, you are correct about the little black box. My brother was in the military he told me that.
Paris
southerngal 09-01-2003, 09:01 PM Jannie,
I remember the answer to the butt crack thing from an old Designing Women episode. Its because usually those guys have a tool belt on that makes their pants sag lol. You'd think they'd get suspenders or something though!! Not sure if this is the truth or not, but it sounds logical:p
SG
Mark_Texas 09-01-2003, 10:14 PM Will somebody please tell me why ladies always go to the restroom in pairs?
singalou 09-01-2003, 10:40 PM i dont know those answers=) but saw a cartoon once of a bricklayers butt crack showing and his partner putting mortar in there to seal it up:D maybe we shud just get out the caulking gun when appropriate=)
foxyeyes 09-01-2003, 11:31 PM Originally posted by Mark_Texas
Will somebody please tell me why ladies always go to the restroom in pairs?
Cause we wanna talk about you!..lol j/k
Actually I know I like to tag along to the bathroom with a friend to just chit chat,gossip etc. and besides u never know you just might need that person to hold the stall door closed for you because the lock thingy isn't working..lol or maybe to have someone to ask..."do I look alright in this?"....or could even be the fact they might have something u need to borrow...tampons ;) for example..lol
Oh Mark the list goes on....guess u will just have to ask your woman why she is going to the bathroom with another woman for yourself ;) haha :p
~*foxyeyes*~
Jannie 09-01-2003, 11:33 PM Will somebody please tell me why ladies always go to the restroom in pairs?
WELL MARK: First of all, we are usually talking and we do not like to stop our conversations in the middle when we can continue on the inside of the bathroom. ALSO and MOST IMPORTANTLY, we like to talk about you guys especially if we have a date and we compare what they are doing and what yall might be thinking, etc....We analyze and prioritize and scrutinize the whole situation in about 2 minutes in the bathroom.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD SINBAD the comedian say that women do the strangest things when shopping? ....we go in dressing rooms together and try clothes on and say to each other "OH GIRL YOUR BOOTY LOOKS GOOD IN THAT...you look sexy girl....ummmhuh" LOL He said if a man did that, his best friend said to him, "Oh Sinbad your booty looks good in that man, uh huh" He would floor him. lol
Gillian 09-02-2003, 02:11 AM Why is the first word you see when you get to the airport is "TERMINAL".
Why do people drive at 90km an hour in the middle lane with three miles of open space in front of them, and people whizzing by on either side. Mover over for crying out loud.
Why are some people fanatic about how their toilet paper is placed on the tp holder. When I go into bathrooms where it's obvious we have an "over" fanatic, I like to try and open new horizons for them, remove the roll, and give it a whole new life as an "under".
Why do family/friend reunions take place in the middle of grocery store aisles.
Why is the guy I've been having a realtionship(?) with for the past six years keep e-mailing other women behind my back.
Gillian
Odd Even 09-02-2003, 03:35 AM Differences between America and Europe:
1) Why do doors in America always have doorknobs, while doors in Europe always have door handles?
2) Why are water closets in America always half full with water, while water closets in Europe only have water at the bottom?
3) Why do traffic signs in America always contain explicit texts, while traffic signs i Europe only are pictograms?
4) Why do Greyhound bus drivers always repeat umpteen times before takeoff that smoking is not allowed on the bus? (OK, no comparision with Europe here.)
Greetings from Sweden
Jannie 09-02-2003, 02:31 PM "Why do family/friend reunions take place in the middle of grocery store aisles."
Its cheaper than renting a place and having the whole family over???????????? :)
Sub-Zero 09-02-2003, 06:18 PM Linemen, and Plumbers have a tool belt on with tools.. and they do a lot of bending over.. cause of gravitys effects on the belt which is filled will tools.
Mrs Robinson 09-02-2003, 06:37 PM Originally posted by Mark_Texas
Will somebody please tell me why ladies always go to the restroom in pairs?
Top 5 reasons women go to the bathroom together at clubs:
5. To keep each other company while we wait in line...forever
4. If the one who goes in first comes up empty on toilet paper, the other one is there to hand them something to wipe with.
3. Someone to back you up in case a fight starts.
2. To share the bottle/joint/etc. that you've snuck in
1. "Oh, my God! I will never go on another blind date again!"
Polly 09-02-2003, 09:31 PM Here are questions Robin and I think up riding from job to job:
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10, and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
Why on Earth did God create mosquitoes (or lice)?
Why is it illegal to remove a tag from a mattress?
Why is it so hard for dogs to lick peanut butter off of the roof of their mouths?
Why CAN'T I FRIGGIN' LOSE ANY WEIGHT!!! (oh, sorry, back to light questions)
Why can't my kids behave for one minute after I dial a phone number and want to have an uninterrupted phone conversation???
(Polly's questions):
Why do men watch t.v. with thier hand in their pants?
Why do men have an undying affection and fascination with power tools?
Why do men like peeing on fires?
Why do men NEVER ask directions?
Why do men run the gas gauge down to the last vapors before getting gas?
Why do men guard the t.v. remote as if it's a winning lottery ticket?
Jannie 09-02-2003, 10:48 PM (Polly's questions):
Why do men watch t.v. with thier hand in their pants?
Why do men have an undying affection and fascination with power tools?
Why do men like peeing on fires?
Why do men NEVER ask directions?
Why do men run the gas gauge down to the last vapors before getting gas?
Why do men guard the t.v. remote as if it's a winning lottery ticket?
HUMMMM maybe a man should answer these, but Im gonna try...from what I have observed and learned.
1) Its comfortable?
2) Power tools remind them of power and the drive and certain bodily tools they have?
3) its fun to put fires out this way and it like having a bulit in water hose?
4) They don't need them...they are never lost!!
5) They are running a test on exactly how much gas mileage they can get to the gallon, it is scientific research and also its part of a thrill and a risk.
6) Becasue they like to watch t.v. and want control of it. Another power thing.
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Okay why do people pick their noses and look at it????? Are they really that interested?
why is it like the phone question, that no one is saying a word until you go to the bathroom and then the kids start banging on the door, the phone rings and your spouse/bf starts asking you were something is in the fridge, and in my case, the dog suddenly wants to be near you and is putting his paw underneath the door as far as he can????????
:p :p :p
tonometer2000 09-02-2003, 11:01 PM Originally posted by Tall Guy
Probably because the material used to construct the black box is a lot heavier than thte matieral they use to construct the shell of the airplane. But, i am not expert :D
Steve
Oh come now Steve. We're not looking for logical explanations here.
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