Awwww, how cute...I have an admirer....

*Laughs*

I laugh at this crap...

I'm sitting here at work on AIM, talking to a co-worker who called off sick today.

I get an IM from this one screen name...

Says that...oh, how did this person put this? He called me a homosexual (using the nice term here)....on ageless. I act gay....I'm stupid, I'm fat...

*Laughing*

And this person does this, all being anonymously...won't tell me who he/she is...

Am I angry? Am I upset? HECK NO! I needed a lil humor at work. And people who try to talk big on the internet (he said he could beat my fat butt)....are actually very humorous to me.

I won't give his screen name out here. Though, I may have some fun with it in the future. *LOL*

My point to this post? Laugh...cause I'm laughing at the sheer stupidity and moronic nature of some. I know, whoever you are? I know you're reading this now...

So...to you? I dedicate my next cross dressing joke and my next humor post...TO YOU!

*Laughing*...have a nice day! *LOL*

~Dan

*smiles*

Nessa...you are so sweet, thank you! I really appreciate what you said.

*Hugs*

~Dan (HI MR./MISS ADMIRER! I know you're looking!! *LOL*)

I know who it is...
I know who it is...
I know who it is...
I know who it is...*LOL*

Oh nothing, Nessa....

I consider a person who does what this person did, to have no genitalia or common sense or manners. With some help from a member of the site, I was sent in the right direction....and I found the information. Even have a screen shot of it...

And, I have sent the information to the moderators...

I'll let them handle it as they see fit.

~Dan

Trish...

Please don't get worked up over it. It's not worth it. This person is going to come off looking like a fool...

Cause, I don't let things like this bother me. Why should I? Just 'cause some pseudo "man" can talk big behind a computer screen? I've been on the 'net for years. People like him come a dime a dozen...

Talk big...

Probably he's insecure.

Like I said, don't get mad. Just laugh at the humor! Smile and laugh! I needed a good laugh today, and I got it, thanks to him. So I got a 26% warning on AIM? It goes down in a hurry. My days are never boring and I'm glad they're not.

I laugh this stuff off...and people like him? They give me cannon fodder for more jokes and humor. Especially, cause I know it'll drive him nuts that he's not getting to me.

*LOL*

Smile, Trish...if you smile enough...the black box may fall off of me! *LOL*

Babes....awwww, thank you!! *Hugs* I need to find a way to clone me...Many Me's! *LOL* Can the World Handle it? *LOL* But seriously, I DO...LOVE you ALL. *Big Hugs*

Jules...isn't once enough? *Panting* I streaked up in the Mod. Issues thread! I streaked ALL around!

Besides, if you keep me streaking then I DEFINETLY won't be fat! *LOL* *Hugs*

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes-runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as a jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late-she'd already been INcensed.

Originally posted by Nessa
Dan,

Becky is just lucky I have Brian or else I'd be after your fat butt you are so cute.



LOL @ Nessa!!! :D

hey Dan, I have a few pics you can send them!!!

DAN IS A REAL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gee thanks Jannie. Sorry I pissed you off. :(

I'm glad to see that you're taking this so well Dan and I'd bet it wasn't the reaction this person was expecting :D

Anonymous mail, snail or E is just cowardly - but to do it in such a way that they were so easily sussed is just plain stupid :rolleyes:

Stupid, rude and cowardly - ah who cares what they think :p

Jealousy, plain and simple. Because all the women on here LOVE you, for the personality that comes through in your posts. (It ain't for the Sasquatch Claus avatar, trust me!)

So if you decide to have yourself cloned, I get first dibs, OK?

See this is why we are all addicted to this site.

THERE IS NEVER AN END TO THE DRAMA LOL

Makes our piddly life (speaking for myself here) more interesting.


Oh I love you too Dan. Will you ever tell us who it was? Probably not, but inquiring minds want to know :D

Jannie..hehehe...thank you! (I assume that includes my manly stretch marks? *LOL*)

Keris....I almost expect something like this once every few months. I've been on the 'net long enough to make one or two enemies. I just shrug 'em off. If you're going to do something like what this person did, it's best to cover your tracks.

Savannah....what you said was so sweet! Thank you! *soft smiles and hugs* First dibs? There might be others that might want to fight you for that first clone. But, who might get the original me? And...egads! Might thier be swapping of me?! And, just as an FYI...with the cloning comes the love of dogs. (I so very much love and adore yellow labs. Had one as my faithful companion for 14 years.)

Swanqueen...you are such a sweet woman, it's no wonder why I love all of you as well. As for telling who it is? Maybe one day. However, I am letting the moderators and the administrator handle this.

I made this initial post for one reason. Not to draw attention to myself...but to let this individual know that, they aren't going to affect my postings here. Not to mention...I enjoy sharing laughs and smiles with everyone...and, this was another way to do so. What happens from here on out, we shall see. The other reason to post what I have, is because I don't want other people to fall victim to this persons hatred towards some. And, if I can help this site out in any way, shape or form? I will.

*Hugs*

~Dan

" Gee thanks Jannie. Sorry I pissed you off. " written by Joe.


HUH??? What do you mean Joe? Did I miss something. LOL I was just saying Dan is a REAL man, in response to the idiot who says he isn't that is writing to him. See how ims get mistaken for their real meaning. LOL

IM NOT MAD AT YOU!!!

__________________

AND YES DAN EVEN STRETCH MARKS ARE MANLY!!!!!!! :)

I know you are teasing, but have you ever really thought about how silly and shallow it is to worry about things like stretch marks and such???? Think about it...its kind of funny, odd in a way. I mean people are starving and being tortured in this world and we are worried about some skin???? BTW, you don't have to be overweight to have stretch marks. My brother-in-law was skiiiiiny and short and in 6 months when he was in high school, shot from 5 feet 4 to 6 feet 2, I HAVE NEVER seen stretch marks like the ones he has on his back.


AND so....yes Virginia there are such things as stretch marks, and most people have them. LOL That is what I like about you Dan, you will get that statement even though its funny.

Jannie...

You are right, I do get that. *LOL* Cute. *smiles*

But, you are right. It is silly to worry about them. Generally, I don't worry about them. (The fact that I was able to make mine fade away by doing mile walks during the week, just an added bonus!)

I'm like a clown, though. If I can use parts of me, to make people laugh, that's great. *smiles*

I know one woman, who thought of her stretch marks as "Mommy Marks"...and, she was quite proud of them!

*smiles*

~Dan

No problem, DS. The next time that person IM's you and makes such an accusation, simply send them this pic:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay14.jpg

Nice, C1...nice...*LOL*

"This message has been brought to you by the New (New New) World...Order."

Danno, I think you're perfect! *Sighs dreamily* :)

I didn't even know what this thread was about when I saw the title. I just wanted to post because I AM an admirer!

I love you Dan, and I don't care who knows it!!! :D

Awww, thank you Polly! *smiles*

And I love you too, Polly! *smiles and hugs*

I can't say this enough, you all really ARE great! And I really do truly love you all! *smiles and more hugs*

"Sighs Dreamily" eh? Cute...*winks*....considering I was watching some Gidget movie earlier this evening (my mother had put it on)...reminds me of something that would be on that movie. *LOL*

~Dan

You are THE man of ageless and everyone knows it. So of course some petty little man would send jealous messages to you.

Dan you are my favorite guy here (well, other than Alex of course :) ) and looks like you are a lot of other people's favorite too! Dan you know you are super http://www.cutegifs.blogger.com.br/bootylicious.gif

Awww, Tru! You are too Sweet! *Hugs*

Considering the way I streaked today (at the request of Jules)...that tag is appropriate! But, I wouldn't consider myself the man of ageless. I'm nuttin' that special. Just lil ole me...*soft smiles*

And I don't mind coming in behind Alex. I consider it, a most wonderful honor. *smiles*

Thank you, Tru! *Hugs*

You know what, this has been a bizarre few days here, and not to top it all off, someone is attacking my Dan!!!!

I also know who this member is...and I just want everyone to know this will not be tolerated!!!!

Dan, I think that we all know this person is just jealous of all the attention you get here....especially from the ladies. *winks*

You just keep on being "Mr. Hot Commodity" around here, and Maria and I will get to the bottom of this. (Jody pulls on her Robo***** costume). I've had about enough!

PS...Can I say Robo***** here?

AFTERTHOUGHT....Apparently not! The board changed it for me. See, even we moderators get edited.

Thanks Jody....*Hugs*

Normally, I would of taken care of the problem my own special way. However, since this person was a member of the site, I figured best to let ya'll handle it.

OOooh...you in that Robo-B costume is turning me on...*LOL*

By the way, "My Dan?"

*Swooning*

Be still my throbbing heart! Who would of thunk it, when I signed up for this board...ya'll would want to mob me like Elvis! *LOL* Not that I am minding, of course! Please, continue! Continue! IRip my clothes off....*LOL*

Seriously though, I am just honored to be able to call all of you my friends. This person wasn't going to faze me one bit, because I know the truth. You have all told me the truth...as hard as it is for lil ole me to believe...it brings a smile to my face and makes melts my heart, that is for usre...

Thank you, Jody...what you said does mean alot to me...

*Hugs*

~Dan

Shhhhhhhhh Dan,
don't tell anyone I boinged ya today ;)


:eek: :D

And as I go to bed, I must ponder....

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

*LOL*

Remember, "Once you go Dan, you'll never go Back."

*LOL*

Dan, you are terrific and what a great attitude you have! When what goes around, comes around.... you will be blessed!
Barbara

Originally posted by joannalee
(Jody pulls on her Robo***** costume). I've had about enough!

(((Laughing hysterically at the vision of a 7 ft. tall, 2000 lb. mechanical Jody; weapon drawn…mechanical whine accompanying her every step as she approaches some poor Ageless member and orders him/her to "Step AWAY from the keyboard.")))


Seriously… Dan, you ARE liked and very much appreciated by practically everyone here, and like Trish said, just chalk yesterday up to jealousy on someone’s part. Keep on being “Dan”:D

Well gosh 'durn it ya'lll...

Ya'll are making me blush and tear up! *smiles* That's tear as in the liquid...not tear as in rip me to shreds. Though, either is acceptable!

Barbara...thank you very much for your kind words. *Hugs* Your right, what goes around comes around. And Karma can be heck sometimes!

Trish....thank you, too! *smiles* Antonio may be hot...he might have da abs. But, I bet he can't type as quick as me! I've had years of practice with my fingers! *LOL* You are such a sweet woman and I appreciate everything you have said. *Hugs*

last1....mighty fine avatar ya got there! *LOL* Yes, that picture of Jody in that costume has to be a classic mental image. It's ironic she posted that, because last night on the episode of Living with Jim, he went and saw a movie about a robotic woman killer. *LOL* What you said, I do chalk it up as. I figure, I haven't torqued off that many people, so, I can't be doing too badly. Thanks! *smiles*

And yes, Jules....the "Instigator" of my "Streaker Side"....what you said, means alot to me as well. I say that alot, but, i do truly mean it. *smiles* And hey, I'll be Antonio to settle your desires! Just let me work on my accent...and I can do a mean "Z" with a magic marker! Heck, I can do it on the keyboard...watch....*slash**Slash**slash*....Z!

There ya go! *LOL*

This person has been taken care of. So, I hope now we can go back to our normal every day routine at ageless. Helping others and, having fun!

~Dan

Dan, someone is JEALOUS of you....but for someone to do that anyhow is mean spirited.

Ohhhhh... you said "heck"! !
Hugs back.

Face it ladies, we've all been:

<marquee>DANNITIZED!!!</marquee>

Venus, you're darn right it was!

Polly...that's a new one! "Dannitized" Does that mean that I have cleansed you all? *LOL* Or, are you under my spell...or both? *Laughing*