Things to Ponder...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"


Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there.... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If a hen and a half....
can lay an egg and a half....
in a day and a half.....

how many eggs can a hen lay in one day?

Originally posted by EMCAD80
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


LOL. Thats just hilarious

According to my lovely Lady, the boards very own Transportation Engineer, your passengers must be alive. Believe it or not, thats actually in the rule books. Those damn law makers think of everything don't they.

Steve

Eating always fascinated me. Who was the first person to eat a mushroom and WHY?

I mean did the whole tribe stand around and nominate a guinea pig and tell him to eat it first?

Originally posted by swanqueen
Eating always fascinated me. Who was the first person to eat a mushroom and WHY?

And more so, who decided that a mushroom can be consumed and smoked?

If he who represents himself in court have a fool for a client, then who does the bill go to?

If you own your own business and your business fails, can you fire yourself and hire someone else?

Why does Buick and Chevrolet call their Estate Wagon a station wagon, but Cadillac calls it a hearst?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil used, why is it still #2?:confused:

LOL @ #2 pencils...that's true!

Swan....maybe someone was about to die in the middle of nowhere and decided to try a mushroom....I wouldn't have, but someone did!

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

it doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.

What's the youngest you can die of old age?

How can you be arrested for resisting arrest?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he's gone!

Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I want to put Slinkys on the escalator!

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time!

:)

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?