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How are you going to Die? (quiz)

Kerri

12-08-2003, 11:47 PM

It's lighthearted, but always a creepy topic! <HR>
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/<HR>

 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: 
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July 22, 2044
 

at the age of 75 years old.

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 On that date you will most likely die from: 

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Cancer (44%) 
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Heart Attack (10%) 
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Alien Abduction (10%) 
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Homicide (9%) 
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Suicide (7%) 
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Horrible Accident (5%) 
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Contagious Disease (5%) 
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Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) 
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Drowning (5%) 
 Interesting stats from the DeathTest: <blockquote>
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15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.</td></tr>

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Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. </td></tr>

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The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. </td></tr>

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10% of test takers have hairy nipples. </td></tr>

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4% have had team sex. </td></tr>

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8% work in the porn business.</td></tr>

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And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. </td></tr>

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RobsGirl

12-09-2003, 12:35 AM

August 17, 2035
at the age of 69 years old.

And Cancer will probably do me in. . .

MightyRed

12-09-2003, 04:26 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 24, 2049
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Suicide (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Wow...my chances of dying by Auto-Fellatio are pretty high!! :))

Tru

12-09-2003, 06:36 AM

March 21, 2047
at the age of 88 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Drowning (13%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

obsessing

12-09-2003, 07:17 AM

December 22, 2019
at the age of 70 years old.

This is the greatest news! My life insurance policy is only good until I am 72 so if I can find a way to keep up with those quartly payments, someday I may be able to help my kids out yet!

Romial

12-09-2003, 10:23 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 7, 2064
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Maria

12-09-2003, 10:38 AM

December 29, 2043
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Loneliness (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Sex with an Obese Person (5%) :confused:

Kerri

12-09-2003, 10:42 AM

Now I'm paranoid.
I'm the only one with 44% on the cancer, though Babes is a runner up.

I'm thinking I need to get to the gym more and not drink coffee?
And, I gotta cut out auto-erotic asphyxiation...it's a real problem for me....
:cool:

Tru

12-09-2003, 10:46 AM

Well, I got age 88 and all I can think of is ...Alex will only be 66! I want to live to 98! I want to be with him forever!

Maria

12-09-2003, 11:00 AM

Babes, I'm at risk of dying of Loneliness, too, so if ever we end up alone, let's group, girl!

I will have to watch over my lover's weight, dying smashed while making love is not the kind of huge pleasure I was planning to have on my last minutes...;)

Kerri

12-09-2003, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Kerri
Now I'm paranoid.

....after I wrote this, I realized that i had answered no to "are you paranoid"...
I decided to take the test again...and now I'll live to 73, and I now also have an 8% chance of dying of loneliness... :(

okay, okay....I have 39 years to solve this problem....

:D

Shewolf

12-09-2003, 01:18 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 13, 2040
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (21%)
Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Horrible Accident (11%)
Loneliness (7%)
Confusion (7%)

I know that men r supposed to be from Mars but really
:confused: :confused: :confused:

navin-r-johnson

12-09-2003, 03:54 PM

should live to 84 .. not bad!

TRY OUT:

www.deathclock.com

Kerri

12-09-2003, 04:01 PM

according to Navin's link:

Tuesday, July 4, 2045

I'll be 76...a little better.

Still, July is looking like a bad month for me....

(maybe I'll die twice...)

swanqueen

12-09-2003, 04:28 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 23, 2030
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)

Because my mother died of cancer

But I expect to live to 83

According to Navin it will be 78 also.

Guess I better watch the year 2030

tsarita

12-09-2003, 05:20 PM

October 28, 2044
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Public execution in a Third World country (12%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (10%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

How the hell did they come up with the public execution in a third world country thing?!?!
I guess at least it's.......exotic?

Maria

12-09-2003, 05:51 PM

Friday, March 4, 2050

I will be 90 years old!!! Of course, I myself think I'll live up to 110...

Well, it seems I'm going to adopt Navin's link...:D

MightyRed

12-09-2003, 06:11 PM

MariaLux said: Babes, I'm at risk of dying of Loneliness, too, so if ever we end up alone, let's group, girl!

Actually, it looks like you will die 5 days short of 6 years before me...whatever will I do? I'll be so lonely...

Kerri

12-09-2003, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by MightyRed

Actually, it looks like you will die 5 days short of 6 years before me...whatever will I do? I'll be so lonely...

uh oh....

Maria

12-09-2003, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by MightyRed
MariaLux said: Babes, I'm at risk of dying of Loneliness, too, so if ever we end up alone, let's group, girl!

Actually, it looks like you will die 5 days short of 6 years before me...whatever will I do? I'll be so lonely...

That was before, baby. Now I'm outliving you something like 2 months and 10 days...;)

MightyRed

12-09-2003, 06:29 PM

Are you planning on killing me with love? ;)

Maria

12-09-2003, 06:44 PM

Just tell me if you are planning to put on weight... :p

MightyRed

12-09-2003, 06:48 PM

I have been eating rather well, lately!

Maria

12-09-2003, 06:51 PM

;)

I'll do the cooking, you go to the gym, okay? :rolleyes:

MightyRed

12-09-2003, 06:52 PM

Okay...i've got some good ideas for exercises, but they require two people! Care to join me? ;)

Maria

12-09-2003, 07:17 PM

Whatever exercise we do, I refuse to be under ;)

Now let's leave this thread alone, we hijacked it too long...back to the flirting thread!

Savannah

12-09-2003, 07:31 PM

(Only you two could turn the Death Thread into a flirting thread......) :D

Here is my fate:
October 15, 2033
at the age of 69 years old. (And just shy of my 70th b'day!!)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Considering I don't drink, I would have put my risk of alcoholism a lot lower than that!!

Tru

12-09-2003, 07:37 PM

Wow! July 19, 2054

I like that link much better! I will be 95!! Alex will be 73! That sounds so much better!

suicideblonde

12-09-2003, 08:53 PM

I may die the same age as my mother??? YIKES...and that is only 20 years away!!! BUT by a contagious disease??? I NEVER get sick!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 4, 2023
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (40%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Homicide (5%)

BigBri

12-09-2003, 09:31 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 15, 2031
at the age of 60 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Suicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Jo-Admin

12-10-2003, 01:11 AM

March 13, 2056
at the age of 87 years old.

Cancer (21%)
Contagious Disease (12%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Electrolysis (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Well....87 is a good age. However, if the cancer does not get me as the 21% chance says...everything else is just horrifying!

Why are my rates so high for the crazy stuff...like alien upduction? HOMICIDE??? Drowning??? My gosh, I even have a 6% change I will die from...hair removal? That is electrolysis, correct? Holy cow....I will keep you all updated. For some reason I seem to have a higher risk of dying from something completely BIZARRE.

eric26

12-10-2003, 07:39 PM

This is fine with me!

You can expect to die on:

July 28, 2062
at the age of 85 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (31%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)