Beak-up lines

Whats the best/worst you have used or thats been used on you? Hopefully not the usual "The problem is not you, I think its me" or " I think we need sometime apart, its just a trial seperation". Tell us original ones...

I've had the "You're too good for me", line used on me.. I think the best one I've used was "Get the F--- out of my house!" Yup, that about covers it. :)

Uh Oh my lease is up time for you to go

Ok, just noticed this.. and I know it's a typo.. so forgive my silliness... but a good BEAK-UP line might be something like "Don't let the turkeys get you down!" Keep yer beak up! :D






(ok, silliness is now over.. back to our regularly scheduled thread.. )

This happened to me: "I love you, but you're mentally sick. I won't come back to you until you get some help and a doctor puts you on medicine."


. . . whata' beotch!

I met a girl through an online MATCHing service, and one of the things she told me was that she was concerned about my reaction to her, because she wasn't thin, and she had a case where a guy was real nice to her until they met, and then he changed and dropped her.

Well, after about 3 weeks of emails, we met, and had our first date, and then she wrote me an email and said the date was awkward and that she "needed to expect only the very best for herself." We never spoke again.

Just found it funny in light of her concern before the date.

I meet this girl over the internet a few years ago, who lived half way around the world, but never the less she had my email address, and I gave her my phone number, she was very clingy and would never leave me alone, I just wanted her to go away.
I have a friend who was a complete nightmare on the internet, one evening I let him log into my messener account, so he could have a look around yahoo chat rooms, this girl thinks I am online, and starts chatting to him, he starts asking how she is, what she is doing, ect, ect, then out of the blue says "have you masterbated today, because I have" well she went mad, and we couldn't help rolling around on the floor laughing. I feel very guilty about it now, I hope she has a nice boy friend, and is very happy.

I've never used this in order to break up with anyone, but I have claimed to be a lesbian on more than one occassion in order to turn someone down who was unusually persistent.

You know solitude, I have heard, "The problem is not you, I think its me." But more recently I got this one on the phone...
Me: "Would you like to go out to dinner this weekend?"
Her: "You know I was thinking..."

Me: "You're a great guy, but I'm still not over so-and-so, and it's not fair to you if I'm still hung up on someone else".......

Guys don't question this.

Them: "You're a great girl, but more like a 'bud' than a girlfriend"...... (translated: you aren't sleeping with me)

Sail

What's a beak-up line?



But, seriously, I think I actually ended up recieving the worst one ever:

"I have a confession to make, I never really liked you from the start."

My worst break up line that I recieved was:

I'm sorry I'm gay and I never really loved you....

"I'm not a stable person, you should run!"

she once told me: "i wasn't born a girl":mad: :D :p ;)

Originally posted by sailaway
Me: "You're a great guy, but I'm still not over so-and-so, and it's not fair to you if I'm still hung up on someone else".......

Guys don't question this.

Oooh -- I've used that one a few times!

Once I even had to invent a "so-and-so" -- and borrowed a pic of my friend's older brother as corroborating evidence! :o