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Things You Didn't Know

tfix6658
01-23-2004, 12:57 PM
THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW
YOU DIDN'T KNOW Vol.6

Did you know...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.


A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.


A shrimp's heart is in its head.


In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where
an ostrich buried its head in the sand.


It is physically impossible


for pigs to look up into the sky.


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.


More than 50% of the people in the world
have never made or received a telephone call.


Horses can't vomit.


The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.


If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force,
they can pop out.


Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over a million descendants.


Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
then why does Title 14, Section 1211
of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16, 1969,
make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact
with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?


In every episode of Seinfeld
there is a Superman somewhere.


A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.


23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.


Most lipstick contains fish scales.



Like fingerprints,
everyone's tongue print is different.


Over 75% of people who read this
will try to lick their elbow.

TheChosen1
01-23-2004, 01:07 PM
DID YOU KNOW

If you place a chair against a wall and then bend down at the waist with the top of your head against the same wall,

NO MATTER HOW STRONG YOU ARE, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LIFT THAT CHAIR TO YOUR CHEST?

Hazelnut
01-23-2004, 03:33 PM
Horses have no gallbladder.

TheChosen1
01-24-2004, 05:47 AM
The mixture of laundry soap powder and liquid bleach can cause a near sulfuric aroama that makes it difficult to breathe in its presence.

Take a teaspoon of coffee creamer and blow it into open flame and watch it ignite like gun powder.

Coca-Cola can kill an entire automobile battery by pouring less than a cup into any of the cells.

TheChosen1
02-03-2004, 07:14 PM
Scratching candle wax across your eyeglasses and/or sunglasses and then buffing it in with a soft cloth coats and protects them from fog and can help fill in any scratches that may appear on them.

MerAlove23
02-03-2004, 07:23 PM
Did you know that I knew you couldn't stay away from us for to long??? LOL

TheChosen1
02-03-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by MerAlove23
Did you know that I knew you couldn't stay away from us for to long??? LOL
Not quite here yet.
More like passing through.

MerAlove23
02-03-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by TheChosen1
Not quite here yet.
More like passing through.

Yeah yeah

TheChosen1
02-04-2004, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by MerAlove23
Yeah yeah

Don't worry GodMOD, you'll know when I'm back.

Lisa
02-04-2004, 06:28 PM
Ahahhaha...I tried to lick my elbow! *blushingbigtime*

SmilinGal19
02-04-2004, 06:34 PM
If you put peanut butter on a scratched CD, the CD will be as when you bought it, with no scratches.

SaltwaterBlues
02-04-2004, 06:38 PM
The 'soul' weighs 1 Kg (2.2 Lbs).

PinkPanther_04
02-04-2004, 07:34 PM
All this time I'd just been using my CD buffer, never realizing that I was half a sandwich away from ending my CD skipping misery forever.

I'd be much more worried about peanut butter all over my CDs than I would be about scratches. I think that might also entice my dogs to start chewing on them. :D

So how does that work anyways?

TheChosen1
02-04-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by rollsharley
Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's!
Polish & then Wipe off with a coffee filter paper!

While standing on one leg, right?

PinkPanther_04
02-04-2004, 09:05 PM
If you make coffee with the filter afterwards will it taste like peanut butter?

Then you can drink your peanut butter coffee while you listen to your newly scratchless CD and it's like the circle of life. :D

PinkPanther_04
02-04-2004, 10:12 PM
1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair I learned that after a concert when I was 17. Trust me, any brand will do (one for my hair, one for me :) ).

5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any I sat next to a kid in 1st grade who did something like that. He also sat next to my older brother in his 1st grade class. :D

TheChosen1
02-04-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by rollsharley
The Whole Cook Book!

>1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair

Gee Don, I just used a 12 oz. bottle of Heinekin instead......LOL

1) To clean stubborn stains in your over, sit a bowl of ammonia in the over for a few hours. The strong arouma will soften the stains.

2) Spray on carburetor cleaner can be used as a quick gun cleaner. It removes gun powder residue from the barrel's interior and exterior.

TheChosen1
02-08-2004, 07:40 AM
1) A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

2) A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

3) A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

4) A crocodile cannot stick out his tongue.

5) A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

6) "Dreamt" is the only word in the dictionary that ends with the letters "mt".

7) February, 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

8) Almonds are a member of the peach family.

9) Cats have over 100 vocal sounds while dogs only have 10.

10) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brian.

11) All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of a $5 bill.

12) Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

13) Butterflies taste with their feet.

14) A snail can sleep for 3 years.

15) A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

TheChosen1
02-08-2004, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by danika
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. I tried to lick my elbow. :o
i don't know why i didn't see this post before! ugh.

Did you suceed too?:D


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