Sage
01-23-2004, 06:45 PM
<FONT SIZE=4 COLOR=Red FACE="Tempus Sans ITC">Okay!
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/arrow.gif"> (and this is NOT about the Ball),
as some of you know,
or some of you may not know,
I am single.
No man in my life.
No Sweetheart.
No Valentine.
No Significant Other.
No Nookie- nookie.
But it's all good, really it is.
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/smile5.gif">
Anyhoo,
here is YOUR Mission.
GET ME A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!
(Please....Maybe....Would Ya....Huh?)
It's a tough Mission, I know....
very risky..highly dangerous....
a Mission...IMPOSSIBLE!
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/boulder_hard_20day.gif">
But, if you feel daring enough to take this on,
there are a few...oh...stipulations I have.
(Just teeny weenie ones..)
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/popup.gif">
1. He MUST be unattached.
(to a woman - in the real and/or internet world.
Being attached to his computer is acceptable)
2. LOOKS:
As long as I can distinguish that he is a man
and not Big Foot's long lost cousin,
that is also acceptable.
3. NO Players, Party Poopers or
Pity Pot Sitters,
P-p-p-p-pleaaaase!
4. FUNNY!<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/laugh.gif">
He MUST have a sense of humor!
(Kinda like Jay Leno...or JUST like Jay Leno..okay-
just get me JAY LENO!)
and 5. Age:
Let's just say he needs to be old
enough to "know better".
Okay, that's it.
Is this a "Mission Impossible"
or a real possibility?
Is there a "match" for me here at Ageless?
A romantic guy that has the quick wit
and debonair charm to sweep me off my feet?
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/love5.gif">
Okay, if you think you have the perfect
Valentine's Date for me,
don't tell me now!!
No..no..no!
I can wait until a couple days
before Valentine's Day
and don't worry, I'll remind you!
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/smileteeth.gif">
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
If anyone else here at Ageless is
in the same situation as me,
please put in your request here
for a Valentine's Date too!!
WHY THE HECK NOT?
I'd LOVE to match you up!
LOL
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/smileheart.gif">
Alrighty then,
let's see what happens now?!
Oh, I just can't wait!!
MAY THE FORCE....
.... BE WITH YOU....</FONT><img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/ha_t.gif">
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/arrow.gif"> (and this is NOT about the Ball),
as some of you know,
or some of you may not know,
I am single.
No man in my life.
No Sweetheart.
No Valentine.
No Significant Other.
No Nookie- nookie.
But it's all good, really it is.
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/smile5.gif">
Anyhoo,
here is YOUR Mission.
GET ME A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!
(Please....Maybe....Would Ya....Huh?)
It's a tough Mission, I know....
very risky..highly dangerous....
a Mission...IMPOSSIBLE!
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/boulder_hard_20day.gif">
But, if you feel daring enough to take this on,
there are a few...oh...stipulations I have.
(Just teeny weenie ones..)
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/popup.gif">
1. He MUST be unattached.
(to a woman - in the real and/or internet world.
Being attached to his computer is acceptable)
2. LOOKS:
As long as I can distinguish that he is a man
and not Big Foot's long lost cousin,
that is also acceptable.
3. NO Players, Party Poopers or
Pity Pot Sitters,
P-p-p-p-pleaaaase!
4. FUNNY!<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/laugh.gif">
He MUST have a sense of humor!
(Kinda like Jay Leno...or JUST like Jay Leno..okay-
just get me JAY LENO!)
and 5. Age:
Let's just say he needs to be old
enough to "know better".
Okay, that's it.
Is this a "Mission Impossible"
or a real possibility?
Is there a "match" for me here at Ageless?
A romantic guy that has the quick wit
and debonair charm to sweep me off my feet?
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/love5.gif">
Okay, if you think you have the perfect
Valentine's Date for me,
don't tell me now!!
No..no..no!
I can wait until a couple days
before Valentine's Day
and don't worry, I'll remind you!
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/smileteeth.gif">
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
If anyone else here at Ageless is
in the same situation as me,
please put in your request here
for a Valentine's Date too!!
WHY THE HECK NOT?
I'd LOVE to match you up!
LOL
<img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/smileheart.gif">
Alrighty then,
let's see what happens now?!
Oh, I just can't wait!!
MAY THE FORCE....
.... BE WITH YOU....</FONT><img src="http://ChasingDownTheBlue.homestead.com/files/ha_t.gif">

