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We have a big Problem at Ageless

Maria

03-01-2004, 06:02 PM

Dan is single.

Someone help me, help us!!

We have to come up with plans to keep the women in this site safe. The best predator is the friendly one. :p

TheChosen1

03-01-2004, 06:06 PM

I'll get the guard dogs to protect the ladies.

SaltwaterBlues

03-01-2004, 06:10 PM

LOL......

Chastity belts for all the ladies.

I'll keep the keys.

I'm safe.;)

Maria

03-01-2004, 06:12 PM

Salt, maybe we could use the belt for Dan!!!

I surely don't want a chastity belt right now... :rolleyes:

TheChosen1

03-01-2004, 06:16 PM

As Sheriff of Ageless, I can always put Dan in one of the "cages", Maria.

Dan_Shues

03-01-2004, 06:37 PM

Hush ya'll!

*LOL*

You forget, I'm the computer geek...I'm like McGyver...I'll make a lock pick out of a piece of toilet paper or a hair...*LOL*

Besides....you forget, I have a tendency to STREAK...

Ain't no way ya'll are going to want to touch an oiled up naked man...*LOL*

RobsGirl

03-01-2004, 06:44 PM

OMG, rofl

TheChosen1

03-01-2004, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Hush ya'll!

*LOL*

You forget, I'm the computer geek...I'm like McGyver...I'll make a lock pick out of a piece of toilet paper or a hair...*LOL*

Besides....you forget, I have a tendency to STREAK...

Ain't no way ya'll are going to want to touch an oiled up naked man...*LOL*

OMGoodness, I forgot you're a computer geek.

Please, oh please don't download any viruses into my electronic toilet...........LOL

Speaking of McGyver, Dan, I once knew a TV repairman who fixed my TV with a drinking straw and cigarette lighter. :)

whiterose

03-01-2004, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Dan_Shues
Besides....you forget, I have a tendency to STREAK...

Ain't no way ya'll are going to want to touch an oiled up naked man...*LOL*

Tell me why again that I would not want to do that?? :p

Dan_Shues

03-01-2004, 07:50 PM

Whiterose, that was referring to the guys...THE GUYS...

NOT THE WOMEN!

The women can touch me all the want! *LOL*

Polly

03-01-2004, 08:17 PM

He's already got my panties!

I know a way to keep Danno busy...put him in a room full of computers, and tell him one has a virus that will destroy every porno site if it isn't found!:D

GrizzlyAdams

03-01-2004, 11:06 PM

The best fix is to get Danny Boy a new lady, better than the last.

TheChosen1

03-02-2004, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by GrizzlyAdams
The best fix is to get Danny Boy a new lady, better than the last.
Maybe we can get a deal going at Ageless Escort Services..........LOL:D

RobsGirl

03-02-2004, 01:12 PM

Lynn! Shame on you! Step away from the Dan. . .

Dan_Shues

03-02-2004, 02:17 PM

Oh come on!! Leave her alone!

*LOL*

So what if she's got me in her hand...*ahem*...nothing wrong with that! Just a little ride on space mountain never hurt anyone! WOOOO!!!

After all...space mountain...is OPEN...for....BUSSINESS!! COME ONE...COME ALL!! TO THE GREATEST RIDE of 'em ALL!!

*LOL*

RobsGirl

03-02-2004, 02:21 PM

This from a man with an evil baby avatar. . .hehe

Tru

03-02-2004, 02:38 PM

Ok...things are gonna get soooo interesting around here!

Dan_Shues

03-02-2004, 04:22 PM

Tru...

If only you knew...if only you knew...*LOL*

Just direct everyone to the Sexual Speaking Thread created by Babes...*LOL*