Find Out Who You Really Are...

Hi, fellow Ageless members. Tootie Bubblebuns here. Zippy Chickenbrain sent this to me and I thought I would share it with you.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to ***ume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crust
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Just call me Gadget Bubblepants. What are the bubbles caused by? Was it the beans I had for lunch?

Horrid. Just horrid. I am so not a Poopsie Girdlefanny! Waaaaaahhhh! :mad:

I got this over email recently, too. And my name is Tootle Gigglebuns.... You and I must be closely related Patricia!

Snotty RhinoTush .....

where in the heck have I been wiping my nose???? dayum!

Originally posted by BirdLady
Snotty RhinoTush .....

where in the heck have I been wiping my nose???? dayum!

Ok yours is the worse so far... I would be looking to get married SOON so I could change my last name if I was you. Course then you are still stuck with Snotty.... LOL

Originally posted by Swan
Just call me Gadget Bubblepants. What are the bubbles caused by? Was it the beans I had for lunch?

*Sniffly*Sniffly* Gadget..... are you my...my long lost........ sister!?!?!?!? I'm Lumpy...Lumpy Bubblepants...Don't you recognize me????? sis???? *Sobs like a baby*:D

Originally posted by GrizzlyAdams
*Sniffly*Sniffly* Gadget..... are you my...my long lost........ sister!?!?!?!? I'm Lumpy...Lumpy Bubblepants...Don't you recognize me????? sis???? *Sobs like a baby*:D

Lumpy, maybe the beans caused more that bubbles in your case LOL...

oh my dear long lost brother... How I missed you.

edit: errr, maybe in your case you are my long lost SON????

Aren't we a great group? Ageless is for sure a unique website. Yes, I think that WR, Sally and I must be related or perhaps Tootie is the most popular girl's name in Captain Underpants' land.

Now, why isn't that Flunky Stinkertush home yet? I was going to ask him to take me to the movies tonight.

After hearing some of your names I'm quite happy with mine ;)

I'm Buttercup Gigglebrain :D

I am pinky cootie face!! but I have options, since i still use my married name, evn divorced...does it have to be recognized by any public offices? like SS? anyway I like this one instead of crust cootie butt! haha..are there rules for this? or what?

Say hello...
to...
Zippy Gigglesprinkles

Zippity Doo-Dah! Zippity yeah! My own my what a giggling sprinkly day....

Wouldn't you want to go to a surgeon with that name?

"Now, what we're going to do is...we're gonna saw the top of yer head off...hehehehehe...and root 'round there with a big stick....hahahahha...and see if we can't find that dag'burn clot!

Ok, I have possibly the worst one yet!!

From this day forth I shall be known as Lumpy Gizzardhiney!

*Recoils in the corner to receive abuse from fellow cl***mates*

Well, Loopy Chickenbreath ain't much better. . .God, it sounds like a Daniel Johns song. . .

(btw, Roberto, pick up the new Dissacioatives cd, it's not half bad)

Dorky GizzardChunks...:rolleyes:


On second thought...i prefer Manofmisteree:cool:

Loopy Applebuns

Hmmmmm if I go by my actual first name an birth surname I get Boobie Poopsie-Brain

Whereas my adopted surname gives me Boobie Cootie-Breath

Just ain't a lot to choose between em LOL

I'm Dorky Bubbletush. Weeeeehoooooo!

Tootie Girdlenose here. Glad to meet ya;)

egads - Lumpy Bubblenose - egads - I think I got called that in grade school!

Patricia - this is so cute!

A fella at work played a similiar game, but gave us porn names. Can't remember mine so I googlized and came up with a porn name generator. The names are kind of dumb actually - but look at the pic to the right - is it for real?




http://www.brainsonfilm.com/pornoname.html

My name from the last generator was Jennifer Downs. Boring.

So I tried another one....

Sindy Woods

http://www.mypornname.com/

I think I'll just stick with Lumpy Bubblenose!

Aaron Pounder....:D :D :D

Sounds so much better than Dorky GizzardChunks.:rolleyes:

You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:


NIKKI DIVER :eek:

http://www.mypornname.com/images/chick.jpg





Now only if I had her body.... ;)

OMG - my porn name would be Muffy Canyon. ewwwww

My porn name is April Banks.... a nice name actually

but I'll stick with Gadget Bubblepants... so much more descriptive.

My porn name is Candy Lick or Candy Velvet Awwwwwwwww I must be sweet LOL

As a drag Queen I would be Orinoco Seabrooke Oh I say, sounds rather posh, don't u think?? Not at all like Moi!! LMAO

Originally posted by BirdLady
Snotty RhinoTush .....

where in the heck have I been wiping my nose???? dayum!
Tootie (what else?? :rolleyes: ) RhinoTush..... are we related?? :D

My porn name is Missy Kleevage -- talk about false advertising!!

Pet and street would make me Mickey James. Sounds more like a crime novelist than a drag queen!

HELLLLLO LAAAAAAAAADIES...

Say...
Hello...

To your new hot stud bucket...

My name?

IS....

BONE...PENISTON!

GOOD GOD!

Or...

Rod Storm!!

A Dan by any other name, still has sex just as hard and orgasmic...

Ya know, Sally. . .ya kinda DO look like a Cheri Valentine. . .<G>:D

I got "Tootie Bubblechunks" Yikes! And I can't even get married to change it like you ladies can!

My porn name is Cort Rhodes.

My drag name is Oscar Frederica.

Mine is Boobie Wafflekisser..mmmmm waffles..;)

My porn name is Linda Slams-ahem, I do like it rough sometimes, but whoa!! :eek:

Second one is Devon St. James-dang that sounds like something out of Days of Our Lives..:p

Drag name is Midge Patterson, which sounds so much better than Midge 58th Street!!

Originally posted by Swan
Lumpy, maybe the beans caused more that bubbles in your case LOL...

oh my dear long lost brother... How I missed you.

edit: errr, maybe in your case you are my long lost SON????

*sobs* mom???? *farts* sis??? I...I umm...confused.. *sobs* *farts* Please, please don't be ashamed of me...I am a porn star and I go by the name "Adam Cumming" *sobs* Also i am a drag queen and I am know as Serbie Dollar...*farts*
just call me Lumpy Bubblepants. mommmm???*sobs*farts*

Originally posted by GrizzlyAdams
*sobs* mom???? *farts* sis??? I...I umm...confused.. *sobs* *farts* Please, please don't be ashamed of me...I am a porn star and I go by the name "Adam Cumming" *sobs* Also i am a drag queen and I am know as Serbie Dollar...*farts*
just call me Lumpy Bubblepants. mommmm???*sobs*farts*

Ok ok, the truth is out, I'm your mother but I had sex with our father so that makes you my brother..... And for crying out loud get some Imodium A-D. The smell in here with the Bubblepants family is melting my eyeballs.

Well, well, well.. outta my way! Say hello to Zippy Chickenbuns honey.

Or as my porn friends know me Sky Rose, or Dawn Wet. ;) Depends on my mood, and how zippy my buns are feeling at the moment.

I'm Loopy Bubblehiney and Jason is Snotty Bubblehiney... because we have the same second and fourth letters in our family names!!!!

As for the porno name, you can keep clicking until you find the one you like... so that's what you did, huh folks!!! That's called CHEATING!!! :p :p :p

Um, Sally, babe, I'm a stock holder - you won't have to charm your way into the locker room at Lambeau, let me make a few calls. . .<G> We might be able to get ya in there before Brett retires!!!!

Lol, this thread is a crack up!

There is another way to find your porn name though. The first name of your porn name is the name of your first pet, and your second name is the name of the first street you ever lived in. So my porn name is Sooty Donaldson. Wow, does that sound a bit too feminine for a male porn star? Maybe I bat for the other team in porn films...not that there's anything wrong with that!:p

My porn name would be Lady Avenue according to Roberto's method!!

That's horrible! :p

Interesting... on my porn name. If I enter only my first name I am "Devin Hunter". Sounds like a guy's name to me :rolleyes: So, I entered the nickname Remi gave me (Kitten) and I become "Devon Wild". Still didn't particularly like that. Devon to me seems like a guy's name.

So, I entered my real first and last name and I became "Arcadia Carrera". None of these names sounds very porn related to me??!! :confused:

Originally posted by Roberto
Lol, this thread is a crack up!

There is another way to find your porn name though. The first name of your porn name is the name of your first pet, and your second name is the name of the first street you ever lived in. So my porn name is Sooty Donaldson. Wow, does that sound a bit too feminine for a male porn star? Maybe I bat for the other team in porn films...not that there's anything wrong with that!:p

Ok, Roberto... using your method, my name becomes "Joe Flat Lick". hmm

Using Roberto's method my name is Misty Bell

shall I ring your chimes? *muah* ;)

Loopy Applebutt here

I kinda like my porn name...Hottie Pierce! lol...but if I go by the pet, street name then I'd be Lady North...hmmm...interesting! This is very cute!

If you want to get your "Glam Rock Name" go to:

http://www.angelfire.com/ny/MetalBabe/glamname.html

Just call me Kitty Topaz!

Sharryn Buggles and Nuno Diamond. Yeesh, we'd have made terrible glam rockers. . .

I am
Kitty Beautiful

Theo is
Sizzle Marvelous...and I must say, I concur!

I am Pink Dollz. That sounds like the name of the entire band!

Oh, it just keeps on going and going...rocker? Numo Fabulous...Sounds like jigglo/porno turn rocker..

Originally posted by sally
LOL! Molly...will it get me into the locker room at Lambeau?:p

I'm wondering if anyone last night took....

Rod by Storm!!!

Dan, I am soooo happy for you, at last, a name you have certainly EARNED!:D

Everything I earn, Sally, I got it HONEST!
Just ask a few of the ladies around Ageless (you know which one's)...and they'll tell you that when I say it...it's HONEST!

And I earned them there names...

That's why they made my Boomstick from a Mighty Oak Tree!

You got it, Sally!

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round that ole oak tree
And then use to your teeth to release me...
And let the Boomstick free...
Cause without a yellow ribbon round that ole oak tree...
We may just have to get married to keep your honor...you...and...me!

Glam rocker name = Fancy Silvers sounds more like a pornstar name to me LOL

Originally posted by Nessa
doesnt' anyone read my posts? isn't that what I said on the previous page?

I read it, and even posted mine above.

More name generators:

Find out your

Elf Name (http://www.chriswetherell.com/elf/)
and your
Hobbit Name (http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/Default.asp)

My elf name = Finduilas Calafalas
My Hobbit name = Sweet Pea Boffin of Needlehole
:eek:

Glam Rocker identity...

Foxi Shinola

Hey that name kinda rings a bell..hmmmm...I think I like that name lol ;)

Originally posted by Nessa
doesnt' anyone read my posts? isn't that what I said on the previous page?

I read it when you posted it Nessa..he probably just glanced over the thread and posted..anyway my porn name using first pet and street name would have been...

Tipsy Walker!

it makes me sound like an alcoholic porn babe lol ;)


Hobbit name:

Esmerelda Overhill of Nobottle

and now this name makes me sound like an old recovering alcoholic...sigh ..lol

My rock name would be Barbie Beautiful (I deserve it for talking so much about the colour pink!)

My elf name is Ireth Inglorion and my hobbit name is Primula Chubb-Baggins of Pincup

I know primula is a beautiful flower, but the rest of it? have no idea of what it means! ;)

Jason would be: Findecáno Fëfalas the elf, Olo Overhill of Nobottle (maybe Foxy's brother? cousin?), the hobbit, and Kyrk Crayons the rock star!

Elven names:
Maranwë Fëfalas (with my current name)
Maranwë Vardamir (maiden name)

Maranwë Séregon (If I were married to Theo...) ;)
Maglor Séregon (Theo's name)

My son: Elessar Fëfalas


Hobbit names:
Melilot Overhill of Nobottle (with my current name)
Melilot Moss of Lake-by-Downs (maiden name)

Melilot Brockhouse of Loamsdown (If I were married to Theo...) ;)
Fosco Brockhouse of Loamsdown (Theo's name)

my son: Till Overhill of Nobottle

Kerri, you are really related to Jason!!! :p Twice even!

Sorry Nessa, I just read that you had a way of finding your Drag Queen name and mindlessly posted pretty much the same thing to find your porn star name. So sorry again, hope there was no harm done. I certainly didn't mean to ignore your post or steal your idea. I'll just have to read more carefully in future, now where are those gl***es...:p

hey Nessa!!!

my elf name is Nessa Ancalimë

My Glam Rock Star name is Fancy Satellites. Remi's is Sparky Diamond.

My elvish name is Ireth Lúinwë. Remi's is Celegorm Ancalimë.

My hobbit name is Primula Tighfield of Tookbank. Remi's is Hambut Knotwise of Michel Delving.

You can also do fairy names. Mine is Hex Goblinfly. Remi's is Fire Elfglitter.

Here's the link to the Magic Fairy Names (http://www.emmadavies.net/fairy/default.asp?firstname=&lastname=&submit=Seek+Fairy)

Your fairy is called Columbine Icefly

She is a bone chilling revenger of widows

She lives in mushroom fields and quiet meadows

She is only seen at midday under a quiet, cloudless sky

Your fairy is called Columbine Goblindancer

She is a bringer of riches and wealth

She lives in mushroom fields and quiet meadows

She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup

Fairy Name - Oak Goblinwand (Now THAT sounds like a porno name! *LOL*)

Elvish - Elessar Carnesîr (Sounds like a c***erole)

Hobbit - Till Loamsdown of Deephallow (Another Porno sounding name)

Glam - Gene Beautiful (Sensing a porn theme here)

This one is funny:
http://www.blazonry.com/scripting/usname.php
Find your *U.S.* name!

mine is: Emily Tate

Poopsie Bubble-Tush!

Sounds like something horrible your boyfriend would call you behind closed doors that no one, and I mean no one, must ever find out about.....:D

My US name from now on is June Ball ;)

Originally posted by Desert Spring
Poopsie Bubble-Tush!

Sounds like something horrible your boyfriend would call you behind closed doors that no one, and I mean no one, must ever find out about.....:D

:D :D :D Totally agree, keep it secret!

LOL

Well, Babes, I now have a very good excuse to hint at Jason, haven't I? :D :D

My U.S. name is Renee Atkins and Remi's is Walter Morgan. I think we should keep our real names. :rolleyes:

US NAME:from this day forward
you will also be known as MELISSA HOGAN

I guess it could have been worse... :)

ARRRRRR! MATEYS! Find out your:
Pirate Name (http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php)

Mine is DIRTY JENNY RACKHAM :cool:

Someone stop me!

Find your:
Mob Name (http://www.rickmelfi.com/sopranos.html)
Mine's "The Mannequin"

and your

Gangsta Name (http://gangstaname.com/index.php)

and oops.. my gangsta name will be bleeped!

Sweet @ss Grabba.. LOL

*LOL*

My Mob Name - The Xerox

And my Gangnsta name, yo - Clowny Forty Sippa

And my Pirate name - Red Davy Rackham

Oh I love these names! I could be in the movies with'em!

Elf -Tathar Telemar (It soulds like it could be from Star Wars)

Mobster- The Ox

Pirate- Iron Jack Kid (Sweet!)

Pirate:
Mad Bess Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit.
You have the good fortune of having a good name,
since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!


Mob:
The Funny Moustache

Gangsta:
Fried Green Gangsta

Me thinks the latter two are a little guy-oriented....

Mob name

Frankenberry

Gangsta

Heavy Dung Beetle


Pirate

Calico Morty Rackham


Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

U.S.

JUSTIN MENDEZ

pinky gizzardfanny

Snotty Rhinotush ..... :(

I dont even want to picture that!!!! BAH.

LOL I don't think I like this.. I'm Loopy bubbletush hehe

That's okay, Mera. Im Poopsie GiggleTush!

LOL at Sally's name!!!

i'm Poopsie Applebiscuits

for some reason i want to make butt jokes about myself now

Originally posted by babes66
I'm Zippy Girdlelips:D


I don't know how I missed this thread the first time around! But hey SIS!!! I'm Poopsie Girdlelips!!

a.k.a Misti Rouge

a.k.a. Tangle Willowwand
She is a caster of weird dreams

She lives at the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows

She is only seen when the seer holds a four-leafed clover

When YM, the kids and I went to Myrtle Beach, SC this summer, we TOOK this book along and called eachother by these names the whole week.

So funny...
~phosphorescent

oprah giggle buns......Ummmm

Hey greeneyedgirl, think we're related? :cool:

There are other name generators on this thread, but the sea is callin' to me, mateys! :D

Your pirate name is:

Captain Jenny Read


Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Loopy Liver Face

LOL!

LOL Poopsie Waffletush here! Gawd! Of course , I could use my maiden name...I like it better..then it's Poopsie Applesniffer. Much better.