What does your favorite bumper sticker say?

This is mine:

Bumper sticker of the year:

"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English,

thank a soldier."

My hands-down favorite:

"KEEP HONKING...I'M RELOADING!"

Originally posted by Nessa
Sorry I didn't make it to Church sunday I was too busy learning witchcraft and practicing to be a lesbian. I've seen that one too! :D

A girl in one of my classes has one that says "Will hunt for food" that got her interrogated by a park ranger in a wildlife preserve last weekend.

"Eve Was FRAMED"

2nd favorite (not meant to offend any vegans or vegetarians........)

"If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat"

K

"Kill them all, let God sort them out"

"From Babe To ***** In 1.5 Seconds. . ."

"It's Not PMS, I'm ALWAYS This *****y"

"I GOT A GUN FOR MY WIFE. BEST TRADE I EVER MADE."

and

"IT'S NOT A SIXPACK. IT'S A SUPPORT GROUP."

"Hang up and drive" is my all time favorite, although I'm guilty myself of sometimes talking on my cell phone while driving, but I usually use my headset.

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HUSBAND AND DOG MISSING -- REWARD FOR RETURN OF DOG

:D

"If you can read this, prepare to pay for some new car parts"

"My child got your Honor Roll Student Pregnant"

"Have you driven OVER a Ford Lately?"

"I'm going nucking futz!"

The funniest bumper sticker I saw was a pair.... and quite telling about who ran the household:

On the driver's side:
IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY
AIN'T NO ONE HAPPY.

On the passenger's side:
IF PAPA AIN'T HAPPY
DON'T NO ONE CARE.

Although I did feel bad for the guy.

These are great yall, thanks for responding.

ROFL, GEN, I HAVE THAT BUMPER STICKER!!!!!! (It's on my bulletin board over my desk, though. lol)

"Apple Pie Makes You Sterile"