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    Geo55 Guest

    Breaking Wind at Tiffany's

    A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
    salesman standing right behind her.

    Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

    Hoping that the salesman may not have heard her flatulence above the background noise of the jewelry store, the lady asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet" as if nothing had happened.

    The salesman answered "Madam, if the mere sight of that bracelet caused you to break wind, you'll likely finish the job when you learn the price."

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    scott2075 Guest
    LMAO!!!

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    Harrison Guest
    LOL!

    I was cracking up (no pun intended) as soon as I saw the title to this thread. Just had to click on it.

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    RnKyh Guest
    LOL!! too cute!

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    goodchild Guest
    George, only you! very funny!

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    Very good joke!

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