Bridge across the ocean
May's prayer request to God...
MAN: I've always wanted to see Europe but am terrified to fly, cay you please build a bridge across the ocean for me?
GOD: That's impossible! Do you know the logistics of what you're asking for? The depth of the ocean? The materials needed to build such a bridge? Make another request.
MAN: Ok. I've been divorced three times, all the women in my life say I'm too insensitive and nothing I do makes them happy. I want to understand a woman.
GOD: Do you want two lanes or four?
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